I've always wondered- who are my biggest blog commenters, and what do they want from me? Thanks to recent statistics from my accountant ak73, I now know who's made the most comments on my blogs in the past 4 years as well as all time.
As such, I'd like to give these people a special shoutout
10. Irelia
i don't see you as much as i used to but i will never forget you. you will always be my teammate my partner and most of all my fucking bird good luck in future games and remember god loves you and has a plan 4 u. peace sis
bengalboy you are honestly hilarious babe, I was howling reading this omg. I can't get over 'I first became worried when I Valle him for dinner and he replied with good luck noms'
You're almost as funny as me x
Sent by Ladris,Aug 15, 2013
9. Minie
No matter how much she gets into scuffles with AshlynArehart, KatieBell, Penetration and everyone else on the site, Minie will always be my girl and I'll always have her back. From the first time she spammed me to our last Volrac game, my fave Sri Lankan for now and forever. Thanks for the comments baby.
I was initially looking for my name, and didn't find it, I was upset that you actually made one of these excluding me, and then I saw my name! :')
Sent by Minie,May 14, 2016
8. semajdude
As well as being a top commenter, this dude is always down to talk shop and pick up chicks at the bar with me. Nothing but respect for you my man even when you say g*y stuff and call me a p*ssy I know you're a true bro. No bromo.
7. jenzie
Mercedes Jenz :) Jenzo Gracie :) my girl always be leaving cheeky inside jokes in the comments and stays acting like a fucking SNACK. honestly wanna get married? thats how perf u are. sorry if i am too much rn
6. JamesM
More old school than the Wu Tang Clan. My 6th top commenter in the past 4 years as well as leaving me the occasional comment back in the days where he was a Stooge and I was a Lad- two boys from warring factions who put aside their differences to be friends.
5. owlb0ned
Stays perched high on my list of top commenters despite barely being online this year. A true and intimate friend, one day our paths will cross again and we will raw once more.
yes owl bone me again
Sent by owlb0ned,Feb 17, 2016
4. Oliviaxoxo
While Tengaged is majoratively boys Olivia is the 5th woman to grace this list so far with around 50 sarcastic Welsh comments on my past 120 blogs. Are the demographics skewed or do my blogs just attract the right people?
lol i wanna print off that pie chart and frame it on my wall next to the pic of your avi i have
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Oct 15, 2016
oliviaxoxo only thing i want against my wall is you ;)
Sent by BengalBoy,Oct 15, 2016
3. blogs
Right up there with the top 2 of all time- he may be absent from my blogs the past 4 years but to be fair he was travelling the world and sending Diva postcards of what to comment. Cheers you big Habbonizer.
2. JustMe
What a shocking surprise! With 120+ comments in my past 120 blogs and hundreds more since 2010, Sue safely takes her spot as my #2 blog commenter. It would probably be more if she didn't used to hate blacks!
bengalboy I'll give you something to milk ;)
Sent by JustMe,Jun 15, 2015
1. Diva1
Aside from myself, Vickie is my highest blog commenter of all time with almost 600 comments in 1000 blogs. And she doesn't just win based on quantity, oh no, she also brings the quality with hilarious and charming comments everytime. Even when she has nothing to add she'll always leave an "Oh shit! That's funny!" or "Oh lordy :O". My best commenter alongside her sidekick Gemini (rest in Z*****per).
I usually scroll down your blogs slowly. They are like unwrapping a surprise gift and wondering what will pop out next.
Sent by Diva1,Jun 24, 2014
Diva1 a bit like undressing me then
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 25, 2014
DEMOGRAPHICS:
7 fine women
2 gays called James
1 ben blogs
and a partridge in a pear tree
HONOURABLE MENTIONS: konohavillage1 - 5th highest of all time. Not on the recent list but I rember the days he'd comment saying "you don't have to comment all mine @_@" but I'd still go through all 20 of his active Janelle Monae blogs cuz that's what friends do 👍 dav_o_79 - 7th highest of all time and the topic of many of my early blogs, thanks ya big goon PrincessTeePee - Not on the recent list but a top commenter of all time, appreciate you babe Etienne - Top respect. Timster - Used to comment each other's blogs all the time till he got too busy as a Roblox celeb Fetish - I always feel so special when you comment on my blogs even tho I feel like you’re lowkey making fun of me Fritzyyyyy - One of my top commenters based on quality. Where's he been the past few months? Yoshitomi - Dunno how she's not on any of the charts I feel like we're always exchanging comments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thanks for the comments everyone and top respect 🙏
Comments
*adjusts 90s nerd glasses, speaking in the most pretentious and annoying voice possible* ackshyually 4 years is an incomplete sample size
konohavillage1 - 5th highest of all time. Not on the recent list but I rember the days he'd comment saying "you don't have to comment all mine @_@" but I'd still go through all 20 of his active Janelle Monae blogs cuz that's what friends do 👍
LMAOOOOOO i felt bad cause I used to blog nonstop and you'd have to find some entertaining way to reply to all of them
Hey Dru, thank you for the mention. 😂 I don't think I'm on any chart, I'm pretty average. Bengalboy
But I might try this with my blogs some day...maybe...there's a lot...
