Post ya name and I'll tell you if we'd party together/what we'd do/what we'd t*ke
*I'LL COMPLETE ALL*
koolness234 - Heh, yeah we would! ✋ We would drink copious amounts of alcohol over a good bit of banter then proceed to hit the clubs where we'd successfully wing man for one another
Delete2544 - 👎
gabrieltrezza - You look young, your idea of a party is prolly playing pass the parcel and musical chairs which isn't really my thing
Bambino - We'd get lit to Nickelback
Blitszims - We would go out in London and rail lines bought from notorious drug lord Bellend Esteban then dance, drink, and troll people together
christossss - Yeah considering you come from a rich ass family you should fund a yacht party for us
boicam77 - We'd get high and have a nerf gun fight
JourdanBabyXoXo - WTF sorry you're only like 15 I would call your parents to come pick you up
2388 - I wouldn't supply any substances to a youngun but we could go to a Challenge reunion together
pinkiepie512 - Yeah we'd go on a legendary bar crawl, take diff shots every time, and put our well built legs to use on the dance floor. I feel like you'd be 10x less innocent after a night out with me
koolcoop - UR MY BRO BUT UR 10 YEARS OLD THE ONLY PARTY YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IS PETER PICKLER'S PIZZA PARTY AT CHUCK E CHEESE
bryce - Yeah we'll down half a bottle of pills
EmmaM - Yeah once you bought my plane ticket we'd get Chipotle, play drinking games (me drinking 2x whatever you drink obv) then enact a non-violent revenge scheme against your ex involving a whoopee cushion or itching powder or something like a couple of mischief makers
EmzThorne - We'd get high together then troll everyone who can't wrap their heads around our sense our humor
SharonMaItems - Yeah we'd steal people's girls just like you steal PNGs
Cheeseman2468 - Yeah bro we'd get fucked up on ketamine then start philosophically questioning whether you're actually a man made of cheese
Nightcore - No.
Streamxx - LMAO yeah we'd hit up all the best clubs in Liverpool and tell people we're part of a duo called Macklemore and Kaya Lewis to pull. Then probably end up fighting some random scallies who started on us before treating ourselves to a nice kebab
Zinger - We'd get a Zinger® burger from KFC after a nite out
MJFJUNE - Maybe we would, hehe
MarieEve - Yeah get a babysitter and I'll take you for a night on the town in Montreal
eliserose - Hey cutie, we'd have a couple drinks then I'd press you up against the wall and make out with you rough before we took ecstasy together and let our instincts take over as we ripped each others' clothes off and went 13 rounds till we were too exhausted to move. If you thought your panties were soaked before then hoo girl!
bigdizzleyomama - Yeah bro Mario Party
Absol - Yea I'm sure we'd get along like a couple of surprised Pikachus in a Pokeball
BrunoMiguel - Yeah we'd get plastered in Portugal
BrittBritt - I'd take you out in ya crocs drinking in Nawlins and show you just how fun Mardi Gras can be 😉
scooby0000 - We'd chase villains in the Mystery Machine
sprtsgy1989 - We'd drink and watch sprts
RoseMaria - No.
Clayton - Yeah we'd hit the bars and have a competition to see who could down a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea faster
iiGalaxyii - We'd have a few ales together on the park on a breezy Springtime day
Slice - We'd inhale laughing gas repeatedly and act like a couple of mentalists then wash it down with some Advocaat
Bluejay7622 - Yeah I think we would have a top bromance taking over house parties, knocking back drinks, and beating people at beer pong
immaxyman - Give me a sign
mrkkkkyle - Hell yeah me you and Jess would get trollied
Anas - We'd meet at Toys 'R' Us where you'd recognize me from my shiny reflective sweater vest, then we'd have a few pres and go out to a gay club in Sheffield where I'd get you in with a nice lad while I kept his hot female friend occupied
Birks4444 - We'd eat mad Indian food then get fucked up on Mango Lassi rum cocktails
GrrrImABear - We'd get very high then make some wacky music together like a low budget Alt-J
1001games - ROFL yeah we'd get drunk and do Jessica Simpson karaoke
austino15fffan - We'd play shot roulette then find the nearest bar and raise hell
Jenna2010 - Yeah I know what a wild girl you are we'd definitely get drunk then snort heaps of cocaine before winding down with a hefty joint
adeleadele - No ur only little
lexeyjane - We'd get high on premium Canadian weed while giving each other blowbacks then have a pole dancing competition in your basement and watch some Netflix
Brayden_ - You don't seem like the going out type so I'd get high while you got monged out on heroin then we'd listen to obscure indie tracks
zachbbs - Sure thing bbs
Amnesia_ - Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999
RaverKid - Yeah buddy we'd get messed up and go to a rave
varlto - Yeah you can show me how they party in Spain
Guigi - Yeah you're probably right so nah
aria_grande - You're too young for all tha
PrinceVans - We'd do a tour of the UK and go out on the pull in all the major cities
Minie - A party down on the exotic beaches of Sri Lanka complete with Blackforest Gateau from Tescos
JustMe - We'd have a few good honest drinks while listening to GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED and Aerosmith's greatest hits then we'd ramp things up with some drinking games then reminisce on all our funny memories before finally doing what we shoulda done 9 years ago
Evaa1996 - I'd take you out to the club so I could lift and spin your hot lil bod around on the dancefloor Dirty Dancing style. Then we'd go back home and enjoy a few cheeky glasses of wine and a movie before I helped you relieve all that built up stress from your busy school year.
DaddyDev - Y'know what Dev? I think we just might ;) hehe
Chic - LMAO sure I feel like you would be a right laugh on a nite out in Bristol
M_Davis1998 - Big Micky Davis (Y) I'm sure we would pal
JasonXtreme - Yeah dude you're fuckin XTREME 😈😈😈😈😈 i would have to bring my a-game to keep up
Lockie - ROFL when I saw you comment the other day I thought you might've fallen victim to the hackers but it seems like you're the genuine artifact 😎 we'd get high/drunk and have a THROWBACK night complete with PATD tunes and other 00s classics
BBLover96 - Maybe let me ask my mom if i'm allowed out
TheSexiestDude990 - We'd have a kickback complete with plenty of drink, weed, Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart
SAWCHUK55 - Y'know I'd like to check out the clubs in Canada but we probably wouldn't even get out the house before instinct took over and we grabbed each other's bodies, made out, then fucked in every position in every part of the house. Then maybe a cheeky line off ur fine ass
Despite being 95% virgins, Tengaged can be a pretty se%ual place. And while we get plenty of kerfuffles over nudes and sexts, every now and then we get a real Tengaged sex scandal when people do the d*rty in person and shit hits the blogs page. Here are Tengaged's Top 5 Sex Scandals through the ages.
What started as me keeping Jess company for a couple of days in Manchester culminated in me fucking her against the window, fingering her in the back of a club and getting her so worked up in the shower she literally snapped the showerhead in half and flooded the hotel bathroom.
The only problem was she was dating Chilltownbb7 (eskimo bros 👊) at the time and Aquamarine was telling him his bae was busy getting banged by bnglby in Britain. He was right, but we kept it on the DL for 6 months till they broke up so it wasn't too scandalous.
"I'm really jealous. I am. I wish I was up in her guts for 15 minutes. I'd eat her pussy up like lasagna and give it a good, wet knocking for both of our satisfaction. I hope you get to hit it again, mate. fuck her right in the pussy. let her know whatsup." - CutieAmy
"This gave me a b0ner" - Danger
MontyBurns (fka vatcheabs) always presented himself as a thirsty straight fellow who would come up with all kinds of Dick Dastardly schemes to see a pair of titties (e.g. pretending he was making a TG tit collage), so you can imagine Tengaged's shock when dannyjr exposed him for meeting and b*ttoming for him!
I don't think many people on Tengaged even knew about this until JLF popped up with a blog saying-
"mrkkkkyle is cute as fuck and I was into him
He had a tight hole that loved my tongue on it for hours
I made him cum 3-5 times a day when we were together, one time I only had to blow him for 30 seconds to make him bust. You sure weren’t “drugged” when you were clenching the pillows moaning in my bed for me to not stop.."
Who says Tengaged romance is dead?
"I feel the same way about CharlieBibi." - Dash
"I wish someone would talk about me the way Jamie talks about Kyle's tight hole." - titoburitto
AFD claimed to be straight, but that went out the window pretty fast when he caught himself face-to-face with Corey's p*nis. Everyone heard about every little detail of this meetup from the blowjobs to Mark stranding Corey on a beach, mainly because Corey plastered it across the blogs page daily.
In an even more bizarre twist, after still claiming he's straight and has no interest in Corey, AFD met coreyants AGAIN in a hotel room for a bang session. Definitely one of Tengaged's most scandalous meetups.
"I don't blame Mark for stranding him on the beach." - Etienne
"I bet my meet up with Corey will be even more scandalous ;)" - KrisStory
In one of the most attractive pairings in Tengaged history, Tina Beena and Melissa Sinclair got together back in the days and even moved in together. However, the lesb*an sex wasn't enough as Melissa allegedly infested Tina's house with lice, dirty underwear, and a foul odor.
Tina soon kicked Mel out and got back at her by burning her panties on a Tengaged vlog before making out with Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel. A truly legendary Tengaged trainwreck that no one needed to see, yet nobody could look away.
"Imagine if aliens researched earth and this was the first video they saw" - lemonface
"I'd invite her to a bonfire any day!" - Insanity
I'll still complete everyone else it's just a pain in the wilkins to tag so many people so I'll probably mail the rest
#CharlieBibi x #Dash - A pretty obvious match, but a good one nonetheless. You two just make it work and I reckon you should get together for some good old fashioned Valentine's rimming.
#adamgrant x #Ghettoyah - A couple of young up n coming players with a love for reality TV and everything about it. I think you two should go on a romantic Asian boat ride together.
#noah_kondon x #Foxox - Noah, you're a super nice and respectful fella who deserves nothing but the best. I actually have no idea if you're into men or women but from ya blogs you seem like one of the straighter members so I'll go with the Vegan demon herself, Foxy Bingo.
#CheapCheep x #Halloween - Big Cheep, I feel like you and Ween would make a perfect match. Both funny guys despite some of the slack you get and I can just imagine you two lads having a saucy sleepover where a loud alarm rings whenever something is posted in the shop game. You could steal a design for one another for V Day.
#hujain x #Hash - A match in the making since you were a young lad. Both of you have only honed your camming skills since, so it's time to get it back on for a V Day session.
#koolness234 x #chibideidara - Big Josh, you're a big personality who needs a man who isn't as loud but can still hold his own. A man who would bot lane for you on League of Legends (idk what that means but I hope it's romantic) and a man who could talk stars for hours. There's no one better for the job than Monsieur Poncé himself.
#Thumper91 x #Forest_Knight - Unfortunately sportsgeek is taken but I got you the next best thing- your Forest Knight in shining armor. Two sweet and genuine Southerners who would make a great couple.
#NataliaAzoqa x #Eilish - You've had a few boyfriends in Castings but I think I know the right man for you. Eilish. A true modern day alpha male who would hold your hand through games and lead you to success.
#Evaa1996 x #davidfisher - I think you need a nice vanilla boy who would give you flowers and chocolates and tell you you're beautiful. A man like the Kingfisher himself, big Davy Fisher. I hope he gets you a Valentine's gift or else I'll have to slap him for passing up the opportunity.
#Insanity x #Fritzyyyyy - Two sharp men with the looks, the brains, and the significant gains. Both old school boize with top senses of humor, I think u two wud go out on a pedalo together.
#etaco75 x #egaga911 - I spent about 2 years constantly mixing you two lads up but I'm pretty sure you both love trolling around on Tengaged and talking about stars. A couple of gays ready to make plays and I think this is a relationship that never decays.
#Maddog16 x #blogs - You're just the kind of lass my boy Ben Blogs usually goes for, he may be inactive atm but you should hit him up in mails IMO
#Willie_ x #HaliFord - A sharply dressed straight fellow who isn't afraid to choke a gayboy out with his biceps. Literally the perfect match for my boy AJ, I know you like to play hard to get with him but it's time to let your guard down for Valentine's Day and make it happen.
#Nightcore x #titoburitto - A perfect clash of personalities that would make for a fiery relationship. It's time for you two to get together for V Day for this beautiful match.
#SharonMaItems x #SmoothStalker12 - Both the type of people who could identify any given Tengaged design in a police line-up. Callum loves giving gifts and Sharon loves getting them, so this looks like a perfect match to me
#Lemjam6 x #GiGi10 - Two boys of ambiguous sexuality who focus all their passion into survivor, Hunger Games, and bamold1999. If you two could bury the hatchet and join forces you would be the best Tengaged gaming duo of all time.
#Jenna2010 x #Spookie - Already gave Scononduders to someone (sorry) but I've still got another good choice for ya- the Bollywood version of Charlie Sheen himself, Spookie.
#BluJay112 x #Bluejay7622 - Need the perfect match for my Birthday twin and I think Wes is your guy. A gay guy who isn't soft and flowery, a man who will look after you and defend you against multi threats. A perfect match.
#Burgerman2929292 x #lemonface - Big Burger Barry (flex) you're a guy who's always on the hunt for a nice pair of buns. And even though you usually have a rule against dating your groupies, I think you should give Becca a fair chance. She's been watching Burger Big Brother ever since she was a little girl (2 years ago) and I know she loves your organizational skills and Burger Building Abilities. You could do the cooking (for obvious reasons) and she can bring in the dough.
#obscurity x #MattyBB9 - You two have fairly similar aesthetics, both guys who love to joke around and troll but deep down underneath you have a lot of depth. Both known to surprise people with how smart, educated, and successful they are, I'm sure you would make a gr8 match.
CalebDaBoss x coreyants - Caleb, you're a real man's man and a bit of a player but you need another thicc curvy boye who's strong enough to hold you down. That man? gossip_boy aka Corey Tatz. He's an educated man who could teach you all kinds of things and always keep you entertained. Get in there.
CiTy x skyler1822 - You've had all kinds of girls in ya time, from moretimer to Bandnerd. But one who I know would love a bit of good old fashioned City lovin' is Skyler. If you haven't already it's time to hit her up with some mails, rap songs, and SnapChats.
sprtsgy1989 x Minie - Another wise cracking lass who I'm sure has a lot of respect for your intelligence and humour.
Druhhbby2 x AxKxAxBatman - You're a gal who's had some bad run-ins in the past and needs a nice affectionate boi who's always DTC (down to cuddle), none other than Big Christian himself. A strong fit fellow who will always give you the lovin you need, plus I know you think he's kinda cute ;) Go get'er Chris or I might hafta do something about it myself!
Rocketokid13 x beccajo16 - Big Billy, you're always on the prowl for a fine young woman to charm or someone to join an ORG and I think Becca Jo could be both in one. A girl who loves reality shows and group games. You two would definitely hit it off and you might even get into those pantaloons.
mbarnish1 x Allene - Allene would never darn the barn or tarnish the barnish
@PrinceVans x babiicakes - I know for a darned fact that babii loves you and your British humor. The kinda person who would stay in your corner no matter what and always have you back. Hope you can hook this one up for V Day big man.
ClassiCaz5 x ElectraViv - You're a nice guy and Viv would always appreciate your help with gifting, picking Tengaged clothes, games, and everything else. I think this would make a top quality match up TBH.
lhooper902976 x Quash - You two would just be UGHHHHH ^______^ SOOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER! You could play racquetball together, watch romantic movies, and sit back while you watch the sunset.
sjsoccer88 x BlueLagoon506 - What could be better than a Trinidadian girl and American man? Steve could work his Southern charm on Vishaala and help her chaperone the next OC meetup. Hope this one works out.
jakehou97 x saraj10 - Jake, you're a man who loves the ladies. And If I Know Sara J (and I think I do ;) hehe) she'd just love a big strong Christian man to come along and teach her some morals. Go get her tiger.
adeleadele x FighterMan - Alright look, you might not like this at first glance but hear me out. Adele, what you need is a man who can take the lead and isn't afraid to order at Tim Hortons and Chipotle. And Ahmed, you need a guy who will let you take the lead and not vote you out of vivor. Both very passionate guys with strong emotions, but it could really work if you work together.
#TotalDramaLover1234 x #k4r4k - Caleb, you're a good positive man who deserves a good positive woman, and I think both of you are real beacons of happiness.
#cocacola__96 x #_Amnesia - Both seem like good solid people who would pick cola over pepsi get in there my man
#garrievans97 x #dav_o_79 - Since the dawn of time, Davo has always had his eyes on the young handsome men of Tengaged. I think you could be his next big prospect, and even though he's lashed out at you in the past, I'm sure it's cuz he just wants a little of your attention. Get in there and let him give you a good ol tickle on the chin.
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