As some might know, ya boy loves a cheeky bit of traveling ;) hehe... Hehehe... MUAHAHAHA 😈 anyway slap ya name down and I'll say WHERE WE'D TRAVEL TOGETHER and *WHY*
#Survivor8 - Mike, as we all know, you're an all-American fella who loves all-America things such as pick-up trucks, American football, and barbeque chicken wings. As such, we'll be heading to... Wait for it... ... ... AUSTIN, TEXAS BABY! A city full of sport, barbeque, music festivals, bars, and women of diverse sizes. Lord only KNOWS what we'll get up to!
#Mrkk - A good old trip to... CROATIA! The country that some know as "the better version of Italy" due to its seafood, stunning Adriatic seaside towns, and a funny language
#Olympia - Pia, I'm going to be kind to you on this one and give you the place we know that you love with all your heart. It's... ATHENS BABY! Get ready for cultural treks around the Acropolis and Lycabettus Hill and nightlife from the heart of Monastiraki to christossss' private Piraeus yacht
#Vancouver_Grizzlies - Get ya passport ready champ, it's time to hit up... VANCOUVER 🥳🥳🥳 YEEEEHAWWWWWW from a trip to the Rogers Arena to hitting up the Richmond Night Market with ya girl Fetish it'll be one HECK of an experience
#broncman789 - Bronc Man, as everyone knows, you're a big bucking bronco. As such, we'll be traveling to... ... DURANGO, MEXICO! Time to live out your dream of riding horses and lassoing outlaws in between enchiladas and barbacoa.
#etaco75 - Big Evan 👍 if there's one thing we all know you love and cherish, it's a healthy portion of penis. As such, we'll be hitting BRIGHTON, ENGLAND, the g*y capital of the UK. We can invite our girl brightongal for donkey rides on the beach, fish 'n' chips, and all the best clubs.
#BBLover96 - While there's many spots we could pick, I think it's fair to say we'll be traveling to... CATTY CORNER! The perfect spot to avoid the crowds and work our under-the-rader gameplay to another duo win.
#JohnPopper - We'll be traveling to BRUGES for some waffles and Belgian fries.
#iiGalaxyii - A good old trip to ANTARCTICA to pat Seals on the head and tickle them upon the chin
#ItsAustin - Austin, we all know you're a red-blooded male who just loves women, girls, and p*ssy (apologies for the vulgar language). As such, we'll be traveling to MIAMI BEACH! A classic party destination where you can put your skills with the ladies on full display
#_Matt - Matt, we all know you're one of Brazil's biggest Tengaged exports and, as such, we'll be traveling to... PORTO, PORTUGAL! The language might be a LITTLE different but you can help me translate my English to Portuguese and I'll help you file your taxes. Not to mention all the port and pasteis de nata available, heh!
#chad123 - Chad (if that even is your real name, which I doubt), I think it's only appropriate that we travel to the place where it all began, CHAD! I wasn't saying your name in capitals like Professor Oak in Pokémon Red but rather referring to the country Chad, one of Africa's most popular tourist destinations.
#Galaxies - Galaxies, if there's two things we know you love it's stars and getting in shape. As such, we'll be traveling to SPLIT, CROATIA! Not only can you get amazing views of the stars but we can get in shape with runs around Marjan Park and workouts at the Bacvice Beach calisthenics park 💪
#gabrieltrezza - The Trezza Himself. As a Brazilian, you're no stranger to beaches and as an American migrant you're no stranger to a good solid car accident. Therefore, we'll be heading to... ASPEN, COLORADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can see snow for the first time in your life and crash into trees on ya skis instead of crashing ya car.
#David2560 - David, we all know you're a true Spanish patriot and a proud Barcelonan. However, we'll be visiting EL MEJOR DESTINO DE PLAYA... MÁLAGA 🥳🥳🥳 we can hit up playa de Malagueta, la Alcazaba and all the best clubs with Málaga icon mancebo then take a hike round el Caminito del rey.
#Jouix - Joe, if there's one thing you've dreamed about since you were a young lad, it's getting away from the filthy marshes and swamps of Wales. Therefore we'll be going to... BLACKPOOL! It's not fancy and it's not pretty but, compared to Wales, it's a modern day paradise.
#Yawnha - LMAO you're a good lad Yawnha but you're about 13, the only place you'll be traveling is Chuck E Cheese with ya parents
#Matte - Big Matte. You're a well-traveled fella who won't be impressed by generic tourist destinations like London, Paris, or Madrid. As such, we'll be taking the road less traveled to... ALMATY, KAZAKHSTAN! 🎉🎉🎉 Lord only KNOWS what the Kazakhs will think when they see a tan Brazilian fellow and a pale English bloke take on the clubs of Almaty, lake Balkhash and the Kazakh Steppe.
#Funnehliner - If there's one thing that's not up for question, it's that you're a funny finner and you enjoy your dinner. As such, we'll be hitting up... MONTREAL! A city known for great food and many famous ORGers for you to meet.
#austino15fffan - Austin, if there's one thing we can say for sure, it's that you're a FF fan. Therefore, we'll be visiting... HAWAII, the inspiration for Spira. We'll drink cocktails out of coconuts and hit up the hiking trails and even take a cheeky visit to bunnycat's house.
#Jaxon - You seem like a sensible fellow who loves a sensible location. As such, we'll be hitting up... ... FRANKFURT, GERMANY!
brightongal - We've had good times in the shower, the bed, and the Trafford Center Arcade. But this time we'll be having fun in... .... ............. THE PHILLIPPINES BABY! You can finally meet your fave Frooks ally systrix and we'll have ****** *********** in various waterfalls, beaches, and tropical island locations between enjoying chicken adobo and Boodle fights.
xoxokaci1 - Instead of attending to tourists, I'll attend to you in... BALI BABY 🥳🥳🥳 we'll find a tropical Ubud suite where we can meditate in the morning, swim in our private pool during the day, and have hot p************** s***** by night along with eating plenty of Indonesian food, enjoying the outdoor bathtub, and binge watching the Before trilogy in our hanging bed.
SingSongers - A trip to the karaoke bar where you can sing all the songs you want
cheritaisdelicious - LMAO oh come off it Cherry, we both know the only place you're traveling to is the enrollment page for another Frookies
HeavyRain - We'll be heading to GARY, INDIANA! That's not a man's name but rather one of the most desirable tourist destinations in the United States. You can finally meet your wives Jenna2010 and gagaluv, have sex for the first time, and we'll also take a quick trip to the world-famous sand dunes of Porter to go sand sledding with ya girl JustMe.
Veigar - If there's one thing we all know about you, it's that your username is Veigar. Therefore, we'll be traveling to LAS VEGAS BABY! We'll be rolling the dice once or twice and taking advantage of all the free Casino drinks
kimmal8 - Now Kimmal, if there's one thing we know you like, it's tropical weather, so we'll be going to... ... COSTA RICA BABY! Get ready for tropical beaches, jungles, waterfalls, and all the cacique guaro we can handle!
KrisStory - Oh Kris :( I'm sorry... You got here just a touch too late.
SomebodyAwesome - If there's one thing we can say about you for sure it's that you're somebody awesome, so it's only fitting that we go somewhere awesome... ... OSAKA, JAPAN! We'll be eating mad sushi, turning Japanese, going to the capybara cafe, and taking a trip to Nara Park to play with deer
Maxi1234 - Maxime, if there's one thing we all know about you, it's that you're a bit French. So get your suitcase ready mon ami cuz we're heading to... QUEBEC CITY 🥳🥳🥳 we'll fill up on food and SQDC weed and hit up the Montmorency Falls zipline
EEstrada17 - Big Erik Estrada, you're known around the streets of Tengaged as a Hispanic sensation and, as such, we'll be heading to... PUERTO VALLARTA! Get ready for beaches, mezcal, mojitos, and prime Mexican street food
rowjone - Rowan, you've always been a lad who loves a good night out, so we'll be going to... ... ... NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE for £2 treble vodkas in Sinners before hitting up the floors of Digi
pinkiepie512 - Get ya bags packed lass, we're going to... ... ... ... ... ... ... THE BAHAMAS! For plenty of seafood and cocktails on the beach and swimming with pigs on the famous Pig Beach island
Fetish - Get ready lass, cuz we're going to... ... BANFF BABY! We'll trek up the mountains, swim in the lakes, chill in the hot springs, and sustain ourselves on Iced Capps and Beavertails
paul028 - Paul, as we all know, you love a bit of Ireland, so we'll be heading to... DUBLIN! The capital of the superior Ireland where we'll have a few cheeky drinks and you can ask the many street buskers if they can play "ME!"
SeaViper - SeaViper, if there's one thing that we know you love, it's the sea. So get ready champ, we're taking a trip to... ... VARNA, BULGARIA! We can swim in the Black Sea and eat mad Balkan food
dannyjr0587 - Put your seatbelt on pal, we're heading to... ... ... DENVER, COLORADO! We can hit the mountains and smoke plenty weed
ManniBoi - We're heading to one of your favorite places in the world... A South American gem known for its lively culture, warm sandy beaches, and your favorite national football team... It's only flipping RIO DE JANEIRO! COME TO BRAZIL
Jessie_ - Prepare yourself champ, we're headed to... THE MULTIVERSE! A place where multis like you and I can finally be accepted.
JustMe - Let's face it lass, you're not the type to venture far from home but you are the type to venture to... CHICAGO BABY! We can live the high life like ya boy Chandler Ross, eating good food and relieving all kinds of built-up tension. We will always be friends after this trip, yes way!
BrittBritt - Not surprised you showed up here 😉 I would say New Orleans for a REAL mardi gras experience and some Gumbo but I'm sure you've done that enough so we're heading on... A CARIBBEAN CRUISE! We can drink ourselves silly and enjoy all kindsa spicy Caribbean food
Times_Places - Get your suitcase ready brother cuz we'll be traveling... BACK IN TIME TO THE MYSPACE ERA! A simpler time when people with black dyed hair and black fingernails were thriving and GREGGs sausage rolls were only 50p each, a big plus.
eliserose - Whip out ya passport lass cuz we're going to... KOH PHANGAN, THAILAND BABY! We can explore the island on scooters, take boat trips, eat copious quantities of pad thai and drink and dance on the beach all night
Dash - Get ready for a double dash cuz we're heading to... RAINBOW ROAD BABY! I'll drive the kart while you throw bananas and turtle shells from the back. Suffice it to say, I see a an easy win for us.
#PureEssence - Grab ya satchel lass cuz we're headed to your favorite place in the world... THE LIBRARY! Jk we'll be eating sushi, drinking bubble tea and visiting the Capybara petting zoo in OSAKA, JAPAN BABY! I'll even let you rearrange the apartment
#abstractjay - Jay, if there's one word I'd use to describe you it'd be... Abstract... You're a little offbeat, a little quirky, and as such it's only fitting we go to a somewhat unorthodox travel location. As such, we're jetting off to... ULAANBAATAR BABY! We'll take a hike through the mountains and deserts, not to mention a horse ride through the steppe.
#J2999 - James, we all know you love a bit of footie and a bit of Elite so it's only fitting that we go to... BARCELONA! We can watch a futty game and have some drinks and tapas with our boy David2560
#Marwane - Marwane, we all know that you're sick of Turkey (and I'm not talking about the food, haha!) so we'll be going to... MYKONOS! We can enjoy drinks, partying, and mad Greek food along with our tour guide christossss
#coreyants - Pack your bags big man cuz we're heading back to where it all began... AUSTRALIA! We can re-enact classic scenes such as you visiting the pool in a dress, me leaving to another room like your roommate did, and leaving you on the side of the road. Another classic coreyants meetup.
#donaam - Big naam, we all know you're a maths whiz and an economic mastermind. As such, we'll be jetting off to... SINGAPORE BABY! We can win some S$moneyS$ with your card counting abilities then use it for food and drinks around the Marina Bay Sands.
#PaddyScrilla - Pack your suitcase Paddy, cuz we're going to... MANCHESTER! THE HOME OF THIEVES AND SNEAKS. You can finally see the inspiration for your old username 'TheSneakFromManc', go bar hopping around the Printworks and even get a much-needed haircut from ya girl #BlueStar
#lexeyjane - Lexey, you're from a province known for little more than donairs, pill popping, and vast empty towns so any mediocre destination will probably seem good to you. As such, we'll be going to SOUTHAMPTON BABY! We'll invite #vansreborn down and tour the Titanic museum and the port it departed from before going to Swiftogeddon: The Taylor Swift Club Night at The Engine Rooms.
#mrkkkkyle - Mr KKK, if there's one thing you're known for, it's people talking about your 'cute hole'. As such, we'll be visiting another hole known for its rave reviews- THE GRAND CANYON! We'll take some pics then head further down in AZ to go out for drinks with #saraj10 and #brightongal
#Kindred7 - Kindred7, a kindred spirit. I know you've been dying to get outta the country and experience something vastly different, so we'll be going to... SEOUL BABY! We can visit animal cafes, go on food tours around the various night markets, party in Gangnam, watch crazy Korean TV shows, and hike around the Bukhansan National Park to get you into peak shape.
#shellbelle - Shell Belle, you don't seem like the type to leave the country or even your home town so we'll be heading to... THE COUNTY FAIR BABY! Get ready for fried foods, fixed carnival games, and rides with questionable safety standards!
#Absol - Absol, if there's one thing we certainly know about you, it's that you love a cheeky bit of Pokemon. As such, we'll be jetting off to... ... ... HOKKAIDO BABY! The inspiration for the Sinnoh region full of hot springs, mountains, great Japanese food, and quirky attractions.
#chameleoneyes - Araceli, if there's one thing that could certainly be said for you it's that you're a proud Mexicana. As such, we'll be going to... CIUDADE DE MEXICO BABY! Get ready for some of the best food, sights, and parties in the world 🥳
#BURBERRY - Big Burbs, we all know you're a lad who likes to live the high life, so we'll be jetting off to MONACO! We can rent luxury vehicles and cruise along the coast
#skyler1822 - Skyler, pack your bags and plenty of lingerie cuz we're going to TORONTO BABY! We'll get a luxurious downtown flat and have s*x on the balcony, then rent a boat on the waterfront and have s*x in the open sea. Between that, we'll enjoy mounds of good food at Kensington Market and plenty of drinks on College St.
#AmandaBynes - Bynesy, you've been most places already, so we'll be jetting off to KUALA LUMPUR! A land of great sights and great street food.
#Phenomanimal - Gaston, if there's one thing that you certainly wouldn't deny, it's that you're a little bit French. As such, we'll be heading to MARSEILLE for beaches, crepes, and a cheeky trip to the Massif des Calanques.
#jakehou97 - Who? It's big Jake Hou. You're a good ol' Southern boy who's used to cowboy hats, chicken wings, and riding your truck down the old dirt roads. As such, we'll be going for something completely different with SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO! Get ready for incredible food, sandy beaches, and beautiful Latinas.
#Minie - Minie, if there's one thing we can all acknowledge about you, it's that you're a massive weeb. So pack ya bags lass cuz you're coming back to TOKYO BABY! We can challenge one another in arcades, explore the izakayas and food markets, and you can even pick yaself up an Itachi body pillow.
#bunnycat - Pack ya bags Cat cuz we're going to... NEW ZEALAND BABY! We'll get a van and explore all the mountains, waterfalls, and cities the country has to offer.
#Hunty - I will not be choking you with those big arms but we will be choking on churrasco and pasteis de nata in LISBON! You can put your Portuguese to good use as we traverse the city eating good food and drinking caipirinha and ginjinha
#jason_2_12 - Get your traveling boots laced up big man cuz we're going to BUDAPEST! A city known for cheap dranks, impressive markets, and fancy sights.
#JonoB - Wouldn't wanna make you travel too far from South Africa champ so we're heading to... MADAGASCAR! We'll traverse through beaches, mountains, suspension bridges, and waterfalls meeting lemurs and sifakas along the way
#DaveLooney - Zip up your suitcase cuz we're about to get looney in IBIZA! A wild party capital with plenty of booze and tapas to enjoy.
#zachbbs - Grab your passport brother cuz we're taking a trip to... PRAGUE! We'll enjoy cheap dranks in dive bars by night and explore the many great sights and Christmas markets by day. Not to mention a cheeky trip to the countryside to shoot kalashnikovs and drive tanks like in The Challenge Total Madness
#Allison - Get your birthright papers ready big man cuz we're flying to... ...TEL AVIV BABY! The Miami of the Middle East. We'll ignore the religious sites and spend our time partying on the beaches and clubs and enjoying shawarmas and limonanas
#sjsoccer88 - Soccer Scott, you're the kinda fella who just wants to get out of the backwards incestuous land of Alabama and find somewhere a bit more lively, a bit more hip, a bit more open-minded. As such, we'll be jetting off to BERLIN! A city known for its beer, diversity, soccer (don't call it that there tho), and wild parties.
#VanitySmurf - Vanity, if there's one thing that can quite definitely be ascertained about you, it's that you're fond of the Smurfs. As such, we'll be heading to the home of The Smurfs, BRUSSELS, BELGIUM! You can visit the Smurf museum and we can eat mad Belgian waffles
#Lemjam6 - Jake, you're known for a being a little edgy, a little controversial. As such, we'll be heading to a place known for being a big edgy and controversial... NORTH KOREA, BABY! We can get Kim Jong Un haircuts and hit up the Munsu Water Park.
#SeongWoo - Big Seong, you may be a Brasiliano, but we all know where your heart truly lies. As such, it's no surprise that we'll be taking a long flight to INCHEON! We can check out the Grand Park and Fairy Tale Village and eat plenty of KBBQ before heading into Seoul with our girl #Kindred7.
#BlueLagoon506 - Vishaala, we'll be taking a trip straight to THE BANK so you can pay me $3000 to beat #Eoin in Mario Kart for you.
#Manda17_xoxo - Pack ya bags Manda, we're gonna stay up long into the night and dance on the beach in CANCUN BABY!
#purplebb4 - Are you looking for a fight? If so, we'll be heading to YAS ISLAND, ABU DHABI to watch UFC and square off in the beach octagon.
#Midiaw - Turn around and count to three cuz we're heading to... CINQUE TERRE! An Italian gem with many a sight to explore and plenty of pasta and gelato to eat.
#Joee323 - Get ready brother, we're jetting off to ICELAND! We can eat SKYR yogurt and explore lagoons and volcanoes and maybe even get a cheeky glimpse of the Northern Lights, heh!
you haven't updated anyone yet so I hope this isn't a TRAP. I want an answer, I have not traveled anywhere so I would like your suggestion on something I might like!
Lmfao I actually wanted to go to blackpool and was very close to planning it all out but switched last minute I heard its a shit hole and much worse than Wales 😂
As some might know, ya boy loves a cheeky bit of traveling ;) hehe... Hehehe... MUAHAHAHA 😈 anyway slap ya name down and I'll say WHERE WE'D TRAVEL TOGETHER and *WHY*