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Announcing the Tengaged Straight Council [TSC]

1stMay 14, 2016 by BengalBoy
imageFor too long, the straightlords of Tengaged have been misrepresented by homophobes, closet cases and virgins, therefore the Elite Four Tengaged straightbos (Me, FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT, lindb and MoreBeastThanYou) will be opening the TSC (abbreviation rights obtained from TolisKalkas) to achieve some of the following goals:

PROTECTING THE PÚNTANG: I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. Straight females on Tengaged from Minie to Vanili, JustMe to jenzie, Manda17_xoxo to Downeaster, Serene to ZIMY and all the others will be looked after, with perks ranging from friendly counsel to sweet loving.

WIND BENEATH THE WINGS: Some of the Tengaged vaggots are just starting out on their quest for poontang. As such, we'll be wing-manning for Tengagers like SurvivorRocks and maturo to help them finally get l*id.

HALTING THE HOMOPHOBES: Some wannabe str8boys on Tengaged think that to act straight, you have to go around shouting f*ggot this and f*ggot that. We'll be telling these misguided young fellows that whether you're considered a f*g or you like the v*g, we are all human beings and there's room on the menu for both sausage and seafood.

CLEANING THE CLOSET: There are some Tengagers like TayBear17 and Brayden_ who can't decide whether they want to be straight or blog about fierce female pop divas and Tengaged designs. This reflects badly on us str8ies, so we'll be teaching these lads that being gay is OK, but if they aren't ready to come out, they need to put the weaves away and stop acting g4y.

CURTAILING THE CREEPERS: We've received formal complaints from Tengagers such as Teddybear, owlb0ned and Irelia of fielding unwanted messages from lads like LittleBrother123 and tenacious__tim, we'll be teaching these blokes to take a different approach from offering gifts for nudes or saying they want to be up in their guts and eat them out like lasagne.

POWER OF EQUALITY: Instead of separating ourselves, we'll be working with the Gay Council (run by Lucinda and Etienne) as well as the Tengaged NAACP (run by konohavillage1 and dav_o_79) to ensure that all groups on Tengaged learn to understand and tolerate eachother. We need to start making changes, learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers.

The intention of this is to give us dire straits a better image on Tengaged. We will be looking into enlisting other str8ies in our cause such as acyuta and Kob3Sm1th, and work with users like coreyants for his expertise in Womens Studies, dak236 for his expertise in PR and comms and Judi for his expertise in restroom politics to ultimately promote a more productive and accepting society for us all- hetero or homo.

Comments

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Sent by yoshicoolman,May 14, 2016
u know u have a life when..
Sent by levonini,May 14, 2016
I was initially looking for my name, and didn't find it, I was upset that you actually made one of these excluding me, and then I saw my name! :')
Sent by Minie,May 14, 2016
HAHA gotta love ur blogs XD
Sent by Vanili,May 14, 2016
yoshicoolman thank you for your input
levonini when you fight for a cause as important as this (fistbump)
minie how could i ever exclude you?
Sent by BengalBoy,May 14, 2016
Okay but you dont need to kill for me or love me, all I need is a purch from my shop and you could satisfy me ;) bengalboy
Sent by Minie,May 14, 2016
minie i'm sure lindb will be happy to buy from your shop
Sent by BengalBoy,May 14, 2016
ty this blog was needed, getting tired of the straight v*rgins round here
Sent by Teddybear,May 14, 2016
yeah he could gift his girlfriend a pretty dress for her stars win bengalboy
Sent by Minie,May 14, 2016
minie do i get a free 2nd design if i buy from u
Sent by Teddybear,May 14, 2016
just wanna make sure i find the best deals, like when lemonface shops, always lookin for bargains
Sent by Teddybear,May 14, 2016
LMFAO RESTROOM POLITICS....
Sent by Judi,May 14, 2016
good read
Sent by EternalBlossom,May 14, 2016
Joshie1 will make you proud
Sent by karim,May 14, 2016
karim he sure will! (highfive)
Sent by BengalBoy,May 14, 2016
You're such a good person < 3
Sent by Serene,May 14, 2016
IM READY TO GET LAID
Sent by maturo,May 14, 2016
yaaay i made it!!
Sent by acyuta,May 14, 2016
offering gifts for nudes? say no more! haha. :O
Sent by tenacious__tim,May 14, 2016
Funny about me but I'm pretty sure teddybear owlb0ned and irelia are the biggest skanks on Tengaged I'm more of a jenzie downeaster vanili girl next door kind of guy
Sent by LittleBrother123,May 14, 2016
littlebrother123 ur so fucking creepy
Sent by RoboZoe,May 14, 2016
with perks ranging from friendly counsel to sweet loving.
Sent by Downeaster,May 14, 2016
omg.
Sent by KingGeek,May 14, 2016
am I allowed? I'm a straight male
Sent by ghrocky100,May 14, 2016
Lmfao dru xD
Sent by C_Shizz96,May 14, 2016
ur straight Bengalboy?
Sent by semajdude,May 14, 2016
Join me in :D BengalBoy
Sent by joshie1,May 14, 2016
LOL I lost it at the restroom politics line :P
Sent by Pieguy555,May 14, 2016
This was a blog
Sent by saraj10,May 14, 2016
can i be in tsc?  im as straight as a bendy ruler when it's not bended
Sent by Zuelke,May 14, 2016
Yay!!! It's about time
Sent by mudndawilderness,May 14, 2016
still not sure if I am okay with this whole "straight bro representation in society" thing.
Who said you guys could have rights?

But I guess if we gotta treat you like... People *shudder*... Then I guess this council is the best case scenario

As long as we can keep our fierce queens (yassss) and ru Paul drag races (slayyy nee queen) and Gemma weaves (I am caking) I'm fine.

top respect (y)
Sent by JamesM,May 14, 2016
What a time to be alive
Sent by _Teemo_,May 14, 2016
THX FOR THE TAG BENGALBOY GUESS I DONT COUNT
Sent by lemonface,May 14, 2016
LOL
Sent by KizzXxX08,May 14, 2016
wow I am a real girl too...
Sent by me2013,May 14, 2016
im straight lol
Sent by noah_kondon,May 14, 2016
how do I become straight
Sent by Carsonl,May 14, 2016
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Sent by dak236,May 14, 2016
I'm honored bengalboy

Although there are many beautiful tengaged females, my heart will always belong to my lovely ladies: athena, @3Lisa, and grace5
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,May 14, 2016
saraj10 it certainly was!
zuelke LOL
jamesm top respect pal, we may have differing lifestyles but i'm glad we can learn to accept one another
lemonface come on bro you know you're included
noah_kondon congrats dude
Sent by BengalBoy,May 14, 2016
LOL
Sent by SmoothStalker12,May 14, 2016
i like pussy as well
Sent by xXPeytonX3,May 14, 2016
CLEANING THE CLOSET: There are some Tengagers like TayBear17 and Brayden_ who can't decide whether they want to be straight or blog about fierce female pop divas and Tengaged designs. This reflects badly on us str8ies, so we'll be teaching these lads that being gay is OK, but if they aren't ready to come out, they need to put the weaves away and stop acting g4y.
Sent by Jinxh,May 14, 2016
this is the greatest political faction... since sliced bread! its going to be ugggggggge I shall run a campaign for a seat on this council when the opportunity presents itself.
Sent by TheIrishSmurf4,May 14, 2016
I'm literally in tears at this! LMAO.
Sent by AlyssaB,May 14, 2016
bruh. This is hilarious lol
Sent by DCSooner,May 14, 2016
i like pussy as well!
Sent by Teddybear,May 14, 2016
petro is straight how dare he not be included
Sent by maxiphone27,May 14, 2016
damn delete that i typed it wrong
Sent by Teddybear,May 14, 2016
i like pussy as well
Sent by Teddybear,May 14, 2016
YAY! Finally no more annoying closet cases! looking at you tofutime
Sent by MrMinaj,May 14, 2016
Finally straight pride
Sent by konohavillage1,May 14, 2016
Looking forward to that sweet loving bengalboy ;)
Sent by JustMe,May 14, 2016
Dru love me please :)
Sent by sprado91,May 14, 2016
National association for the advancement of coloured people
Sent by Irelia,May 14, 2016
littlebrother123 fuck off you stupid cunt
Sent by Irelia,May 14, 2016
^anger management issues
Sent by LittleBrother123,May 14, 2016
Tolerance. A good thing.
Sent by Diva1,May 14, 2016
As long as you take care of the closet cases
Sent by blueu22,May 14, 2016
No mention of me on this blog :| guess I made one too many gay jokes
Sent by Rocker917,May 15, 2016
theirishsmurf4 thanks anthony, appreciate the support
teddybear you sure do! (highfive)
justme yeah you are ;)
sprado91 you're a good bloke sprado
rocker917 LOL i couldn't tag everyone
Sent by BengalBoy,May 15, 2016
Can I submit an app?
Sent by MargaretWilkins,May 15, 2016
I'm joining
Sent by MarieTori,May 15, 2016
Me when I'm not involved sorry girls & maturo LMAO
Sent by melindaMrskk,May 15, 2016
mmm it sound ridicolous. Dont blog about divas if u r straight. lol. AND dont listen to soul music if u r white. dON TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL if u r gay. Dont hang out with jew if u r a muslim. Cmon how old r u? 11?
Sent by alex861,May 15, 2016
Wow! I'm excited to see your work! Also, will you be working IN the games to end the #STRAIGHTSTIGMA in games?
Sent by HowLovely,May 15, 2016
im straight lol
Sent by Mahalpin11,May 15, 2016
mmm it sound ridicolous. Dont blog about divas if u r straight. lol. AND dont listen to soul music if u r white. dON TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL if u r gay. Dont hang out with jew if u r a muslim. Cmon how old r u? 11?
Sent by Irelia,May 15, 2016
alex861 i think you need to learn how to detect jokes buddy
howlovely we'll have some soldiers working on the fields
Sent by BengalBoy,May 15, 2016

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