For too long, the straightlords of Tengaged have been misrepresented by homophobes, closet cases and virgins, therefore the Elite Four Tengaged straightbos (Me, FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT, lindb and MoreBeastThanYou) will be opening the TSC (abbreviation rights obtained from TolisKalkas) to achieve some of the following goals:
PROTECTING THE PÚNTANG: I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. Straight females on Tengaged from Minie to Vanili, JustMe to jenzie, Manda17_xoxo to Downeaster, Serene to ZIMY and all the others will be looked after, with perks ranging from friendly counsel to sweet loving.
WIND BENEATH THE WINGS: Some of the Tengaged vaggots are just starting out on their quest for poontang. As such, we'll be wing-manning for Tengagers like SurvivorRocks and maturo to help them finally get l*id.
HALTING THE HOMOPHOBES: Some wannabe str8boys on Tengaged think that to act straight, you have to go around shouting f*ggot this and f*ggot that. We'll be telling these misguided young fellows that whether you're considered a f*g or you like the v*g, we are all human beings and there's room on the menu for both sausage and seafood.
CLEANING THE CLOSET: There are some Tengagers like TayBear17 and Brayden_ who can't decide whether they want to be straight or blog about fierce female pop divas and Tengaged designs. This reflects badly on us str8ies, so we'll be teaching these lads that being gay is OK, but if they aren't ready to come out, they need to put the weaves away and stop acting g4y.
CURTAILING THE CREEPERS: We've received formal complaints from Tengagers such as Teddybear, owlb0ned and Irelia of fielding unwanted messages from lads like LittleBrother123 and tenacious__tim, we'll be teaching these blokes to take a different approach from offering gifts for nudes or saying they want to be up in their guts and eat them out like lasagne.
POWER OF EQUALITY: Instead of separating ourselves, we'll be working with the Gay Council (run by Lucinda and Etienne) as well as the Tengaged NAACP (run by konohavillage1 and dav_o_79) to ensure that all groups on Tengaged learn to understand and tolerate eachother. We need to start making changes, learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers.
The intention of this is to give us dire straits a better image on Tengaged. We will be looking into enlisting other str8ies in our cause such as acyuta and Kob3Sm1th, and work with users like coreyants for his expertise in Womens Studies, dak236 for his expertise in PR and comms and Judi for his expertise in restroom politics to ultimately promote a more productive and accepting society for us all- hetero or homo.
saraj10 it certainly was! zuelke LOL jamesm top respect pal, we may have differing lifestyles but i'm glad we can learn to accept one another lemonface come on bro you know you're included noah_kondon congrats dude
CLEANING THE CLOSET: There are some Tengagers like TayBear17 and Brayden_ who can't decide whether they want to be straight or blog about fierce female pop divas and Tengaged designs. This reflects badly on us str8ies, so we'll be teaching these lads that being gay is OK, but if they aren't ready to come out, they need to put the weaves away and stop acting g4y.
this is the greatest political faction... since sliced bread! its going to be ugggggggge I shall run a campaign for a seat on this council when the opportunity presents itself.
theirishsmurf4 thanks anthony, appreciate the support teddybear you sure do! (highfive) justme yeah you are ;) sprado91 you're a good bloke sprado rocker917 LOL i couldn't tag everyone
mmm it sound ridicolous. Dont blog about divas if u r straight. lol. AND dont listen to soul music if u r white. dON TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL if u r gay. Dont hang out with jew if u r a muslim. Cmon how old r u? 11?
mmm it sound ridicolous. Dont blog about divas if u r straight. lol. AND dont listen to soul music if u r white. dON TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL if u r gay. Dont hang out with jew if u r a muslim. Cmon how old r u? 11?