[PYN] For What Your Username Means
2ndJan 15, 2019
- Post your name and you'll get a deep, philosophical answer to what your username means from me and this fuckin' genius BrittBritt
[19/12/2018 05:59:38] BrittBritt: Wtf is ybbob
[19/12/2018 05:59:56] BrittBritt: Is that short for
You be bob lmao
[19/12/2018 06:00:13] dru: its literally bobby backwards
[19/12/2018 06:00:21] BrittBritt: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
[19/12/2018 06:00:30] BrittBritt: WOW.
[19/12/2018 06:00:38] BrittBritt: didn’t quite catch that one
Ok whack ur names down
Runaway - You know what I think mate? I think you're trying to "RUN AWAY" from something, both physically and emotionally. Just like when you were 14 and almost ran away from home with Big Dave Noontar, you now want to run away from the tortures and traumas in your life. But let me tell you loud and clear buddy, no matter where you run, you can never run from yourself. It's important to not only accept yourself, but to learn to know and love yourself. That's the only way you'll ever be able to stop running away from your problems and face them head on like a man.
Saftronbtr999 - "He likes to cook" - Britt
Birks4444 - I think it's clear to see you're a man who loves his Birkenstocks. Heck, you must own about 4 of them!
ItsAlexia - You were trying to tell people you have Dyslexia but went a little off course with the spelling
D882 - It was back in the Summer of '82, or as you like to call it, the Summer of Love. That's when you had your very first D8. Even though you lost touch and the man went on to have 4 kids in an unhappy marriage, you'll never forget the time he gave you your first slow dance. That D8 back in 82 has remained in your heart ever since.
XxLoveWakizaxX - [03:50:39] BrittBritt: okay so i know this one
[03:50:55] BrittBritt: I know he added the xx for "emphasis"
[03:51:14] BrittBritt: but when I say it....i think
[03:51:19] BrittBritt: love wak eyes
[03:51:30] BrittBritt: or love waki
[03:51:39] BrittBritt: wacky
[03:51:48] dru: wat
[03:51:50] BrittBritt: so he likes weird people
Paige54 - Some people might think you just put your name and some random numbers, but I think we both know a LITTLE better than that! *lets out a hearty chuccle* After being exiled from your previous account Paige5459, you decided it was time to turn over a new... PAGE. But instead of going forward, you decided you needed to go backwards. It was time for a more back to basics approach. You also remembered back in Biology class when everyone would say "TURN TO PAGE 54 IN THE TEXTBOOK THERES A PICTURE OF BOOBIES" and that's what made you who you are on Tengaged today.
Passionfruit - A nickname you've had ever since high school when you were caught balls deep inside a grapefruit
melindaMrskk - A relic of your gender faking days, you needed a good old fashioned female name and pronoun to successfully fool straight guys like Vlad21 into falling for you. As for the KK? That one's still a mystery.
[04:02:24] BrittBritt: because KK makes me think of Kitty Kat
[04:02:33] BrittBritt: ohhh crazy cat lady
TaurusMoon - A bull-headed lover of Zodiac signs and a rejected castmate from Sailor Moon
Allene - Allene cuz you're always all-in, init?
Christian_ - Well it's obviously his name....but he didn't want to be that ordinary so for creativity purposes (and a bit of a coolness factor) he added the little underscore there....
ToxicPussy - Back in the days, you were a real unstoppable, no-holds-barred pussy slayer. You just couldn't keep away from the pussy, and the pussy couldn't keep away from you. This love for pussy turned into an obsession, an obsession that gave you multiple STDs. Since then, you've renounced the pussy, coming to see vagina and femininity as toxic overall. You now spend your days kissing dudes instead of smashing pussy to escape from your former ways.
Memphis_Grizzlies - [04:17:46] BrittBritt: He's a lumberjack obviously
[04:18:06] BrittBritt: and while he's whacking his wood...he must see a lot of bears
[04:18:18] BrittBritt: but they don't dare mess with him because he has that big axe
Loopspeare - You're a boy who loves his fruit loops and pears
ghrocky100 - GH must be his initials and he is an avid Rocky fan to the 100%
TheDeceiver - A real deceitful guy ;) the kinda fella to tell his mom he only had 3 cookies before dinner when in actuality he nabbed 4
DaddyDev - You wanted something a bit more masculine than 'Taybear'
Arris - You were born into... Arristocracy hehe
koolcoop - Everyone knows you are just ONE! KOOL! COOP! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
pinkiepie512 - you imagined the cutest most non-aggressive name you could ever think of and that's what you came up with
walker - You walk
lexeyjane - [05:45:15] BrittBritt: Much like lexey herself, her name is so beautiful that there is no need to come up with an alternative..
PrinceVans - Prince of all soccer moms, big families, and p-word vehicles
Kaylabby - Kayla bby? More like Kay labby cuz u a lil pup like a labrador
Druhhbby2 - The sound you'll make when I get my hands on u
Maxi1234 - THE KIND OF ALPHA MALE WHO DOES EVERYTHING TO THE MAXIMUM 💪 💪 💪 💪 1 2 3 4 WHO'S THE BOY WE ALL ADORE IT'S MAXI
Diva1 - naming yourself diva is confident, but making sure everyone knows you're the number 1 diva puts you on top of the TG Diva train.
ApplecorAJ - A young man named AJ who always took the doctors words to heart when they said "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." That all changed one day when he nearly choked on an apple core. OUCHIE!!!
Scononduders - You just fuccin love eating scones off dudes bodies. The RS is cuz it was originally ya Runescape username
Cheapcheep - [05:59:25] BrittBritt: He likes to buy cheap birds
Streamxx - [06:01:24] BrittBritt: Spends his time downloading x-rated movies :x
[06:01:44] dru: ROFL
[06:01:59] dru: I was gonna say he wanted people to stream charli xx on iTunes but that might be more accurate
Blitszims - You wanted to steal ya boy Blitzsims' name
CocoaBean - Was at Starbucks when decided to join TG.com, and the most obvious username was right there in front of him
EmzThorne - [06:06:17] BrittBritt: I feel like emz was his bff in school, but the relationship went wrong and it became a bad memory
[06:06:32] BrittBritt: It’s sad
Dash - A dashing young man who just loves to dash, whether it's Diner Dash, A 5 Meter Dash or Mario Kart: Double Dash you're just always dashing about aren't ya fella
NexusCain - YOU WANT INSANE? YOU WANT HIGH OCTANE? WE'LL GIVE YOU NEXUSCAIN 😈😈😈😈😈😈 clearly your stage name from your local wrestling days
Philip13 - [06:09:46] BrittBritt: He wanted to be authentic and use his own name, but decided to challenge himself on TG.com and see if he could overcome the bad luck that the user Thirteen brings to ordinary peasants like Arris and PrinceVans
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