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Confessions of a Beauty Queen

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ALSO!! LETS TALK ABOUT CHEAP SHOTS... Mar 10, 2015: TO WHOEVER IMMEDIATELY NEGGED MY LAST BLOG, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A

~**BULLY**~ ?????

LIKE SERIOUSLY in the BIBLE, GOD or whoever says that BULLYING is WRONG and therefore like such as should NOT be done!!! I'm like FOUR UGLY GUFFAWS away from BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN and it's ALL YOUR FAULT

SERIOUSLY LIKE the US Supreme Court is going to pass an ordinance that makes bullying on par with murder and like shoplifting SO REALLY you're COMMITTING A FELONY right now, how does that FEEL??? PROBABLY NOT GOOD!! DO YOU WANT TO EAT PRISON FOOD?? DO YOU REALLY THINK ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK?? BC NEWSFLASH, WHILE MY SKIN TONE CAN PULL OF ANY COLOR, MOST PEOPLE CANNOT DO ORANGE AND I B E T THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CANT OKKKKK

THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS

LETS PROMOTE WORLD PEACE OR ILL STICK MY FEMMES (AND SKELETONS) ON YOU XOXOXO
#bullying #feminism #dogsofinstagram #tengaged #survivor

IAmVegas kaylicious Seal LuluPi HanJin Jennifer101 Gemma17; Points: 50 4 comments
LIKE TENGAGED!!! LIKE CHECK OUT MY NEW DRESS!! Mar 10, 2015: COURTESY OF MY BFF SLASH OCCASIONAL-CASUAL-SEX-PARTNER-BUT-ONLY-WHEN-WE'RE-DRUNK, IAMVEGAS !!!

LIKE I CANNOT GET OVER HOW HOT I LOOK RN!!! Like I would go as far as to say that I've NEVER looked HOTTER, but like that's SO UNTRUE because there was ONE TIME where I DID look hotter!!! AT BIRTH!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING!! EWWWWW BRIANNA THATS LIKE PEDOPHELIA!!! OK but NO ITS NOT bc I'm talking ABOUT MYSELF and I was also EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD LOOKING EVEN AS A CHILD!! I remember it like it was YESTERDAY!!!

MY MOM who was like A TOTAL MILF was rushed to the hospital complaining of a SEVERE STOMACH ACHE at around 4:13!!! SHE TOTALLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT SO SHE'D BEEN DRINKING MIMOSAS ALL MORNING!! Like ordinarily this would WORRY ME but I got like 750 total on my SATs so it didn't impact my intelligence LIKE AT ALL. ANYWAY the doctor was like LOL WELP you're about to have a BABY and my Mom was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT??? She only got a little fat because even as a CHILD my body fat percentage was like 0% and my breasts were totally natural and my skin was naturally tanned okay now that its out of the way!! ANYWAY so she TOTALLY gave birth to me and the nurses were like O M G this baby could TOTALLY model for Victoria's Secret one day, you should get her training in pageants and into youth modeling STAT!! AND SO MY MOM DID!!! I was in Lands End when I was 6 months and I was STUNNING OK

BUT ANYWAY THANK YOU SO MUCH VEGAS!!!!!!!! You are an amazing friend and I am so fortunate to include you in my life as my token ginger. Ignore the bottle of blonde hair dye I bought you for your birthday!!!!!

XOXOXO MISS YOU TENGAGED; Points: 64 3 comments
TIS THE SEASON TO BE SEXY!!! Nov 15, 2013: TENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG so like I was just LIVING my day to to day LIFE and I was like OMG LET ME CHECK IN ON TENGAGED AND LOW AND BEHOLD ALL OF YOU ARE STILL HERE!!!!! Like that's SO GREAT tengaged like you KEEP IT UP because people like NEED THIS IN THEIR LIVES TO BE LIKE LIVINGFUL RIGHT OKAY SO RIGHT!!! BUT ANYWAY I looked and I have received a few gifts and I was like WOW WELL I CANT JUST NOT SAY THANK YOU AND THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CHECK IN WITH ALL OF THE COOL PEOPLE AKA ALL OF YOU MINUS ONE OR TWO AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE!!!!

THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOUR BEAUTY AND YOUR AWESOMENESS LIKE GOOOO YOU!!

BUT ANYWAY TENGAGED ITS THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!!!!!!! That means it is time to like EAT SOME TURKEY and like GET SOME GIFTS well actually I think they say you should GIVE more than RECEIVE and that is SO TRUE like its ALWAYS better to be a GIVER not a TAKER...thats why I'm very giving with like EVERYONE I meet if you know what I mean ;) IT'S NOT SLUTTY IF YOURE GOOD AT IT AMIRITE OR AMIRITE IM SO RITE!!!

ANYWAY I just wanted to share with you all like SEASONS GREETINGS and I want to know some of your MOST FUN HOLIDAY STORIES!!

ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 13 my MOM bought me my FIRST PIECE OF LINGERIE!!!! I remember putting it on and being like OH MY GOD this is what MONICA LEWINSKY MUST FEEL LIKE WHEN SHE'S GIVING IT TO BILL CLINTON!!! Like I was just PRANCING AROUND and like LIVING LIFE in my AWESOME UNDERGARMETS and like I JUST WAS YOU KNOW?? and so anyway i decided to put on a SHOW that night for my parents and actually my Dad started crying because he thought I was going to become a stripper because I was walking around in my underwear for entertainment?? HELLO NO!!! There is a HUGE difference between being a STRIPPER and being a HIGH FASHION LINGERIE MODEL and I am MOST DEFINITELY the LATTER like FOR SER. (For stripper, see IAmVegas ) BUT ANYWAY YEAH so like THAT CHRISTMAS was the DAY that I decided TO BE AN UNDERWEAR FASHION ICON and it was the best day of my LIFE so tell me about YOUR BEST DAYS CUS I WANT TO HEAR

XOXOXOXO MISS MOST OF YOU!!!!

thx to by mention:

Gemma17
_Aria
Icing
Vitamin
GothicZebra
faygo
Malibu for being qt
SexGoddx
iScotty bc i want to tbh
babiicakes
IAmVegas
Tits_McGee
cassie_xo
Jennifer101
LuluPi
kaylicious (; Points: 146 11 comments
HOLY SHIT LIKE LOOK AT MY TITS (lol as if any of you want to click this, silly me!!!) Feb 11, 2013: OMG WELCOME TO MY THANK YOU BLOG TO JENNIFER101 WHERE I THANK HER FOR GIFTING ME THIS FABULOUSLY FABULOUS SILVER SPARKLY DRESS THAT SHOWS OFF MY SUPERB, PERKY, TOTALLY NATURAL AND TANNED PIXEL-TITS!!

LIKE THANKS JENNIFER!!!

BASICALLY I want ALL OF YOU to like DO ME A FAVOR and GRAB YOUR BOOBS and just like, you know just JIGGLE what God gave you and you know what if you're a GUY and you're FAT like go ahead and GRAB THOSE MAN BOOBIES AND SHAKE EM, SHAKE EM, BABY DON'T BREAK EM LOL!!!! LIKE I LOVE THAT SONG BUT I FORGET WHAT IT IS AND I THINK IT GOES SHAKE ME SHAKE ME BABY BABY BREAK ME DOES ANYONE KNOW IF YOU COULD TELL ME THAT'D BE S U P E R LIKE OMG!!

SO BASICALLY it has BEEN A WHILE TENGAGED like HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU!?!? I'm doing like SO WELL THANKS FOR ASKING!!! like life is just BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME and like I am living a NATURAL PURE LIFE because I am a VEGETARIAN NOW!!!

BRI!?! YOU CRAZY GURL YOU NEED YOUR PROTEIN!?! LOL WELL I KNOW BUT!! I couldn't BARE to eat like LITTLE CUTE PIGS AND COWS anymore because they are like FOR SER PRESH like DEF the most PRESHIEST PRESHERS IN THE HISTORY OF like PRESHNESS and I for ser do not say that about ANYTHING but like they are so cute. People who look like pigs are even cute, there was this girl in my 8th grade Social Studies class named ANNA SIMPSON and omg CAN WE SAY OINKER AMIRITE OR AMIRITE LOL!!! like she looked SO MUCH like a pig and I know thats CRAZY because people don't look like animals even though I THINK WE ARE MAMMALS which rhymes with animal so it's basically the same?? BUT ANYWAY LOL like I was SO FUNNY I started OINKING at Anna because HELLO she can't understand ENGLISH she needs to speak OINKEEZE, or like PIG LATIN and since I don't KNOW Pig Latin and ain't nobody got TIIIIIIIIME FOR DAT I just OINKED and she moved to like Colorado or something and I never saw her again so I assume she's eating out of like a TROUGH somewhere but OH WELL NOT MY PROBLEM!!

ANYWAY THANKS JENN MY TITS LOOK AMAZING AND I WISH YOU ALL HAPPINESS, LIKE PEACE AND LOVE AND STUFF!!!!; Points: 247 12 comments
WHO DA HOTTEST!?! Nov 25, 2012: OMG LIKE HEY TENGAGED!!

It's actually been like SO LONG like HOW THE HELL ARE YA!?

I HOPE YOU'RE GOOD, BECAUSE TBH I'M DOING SO GOOD AS WELL!!! LIKE LOVING LIFE this holiday season like just LIKE SO FESTIVE RN AMIRITE OR AMIRITE!! IM ACTUALLY SO RITE!!

SO LIKE BASICALLY I have been looking at all of these blogs ranking the TOP BEST LOOKING AVATARS and I'm just like sitting here THINKING TO MYSELF like...WHAT!?

BECAUSE THEY ARE GROSSLY INACCURATE!!!!

So I got to thinking, like, let's RANK THEM FOR REAL in the opinion of someone who like KNOWS what they are talking about when they talk about HOT and ENVIABLE BODIES!!

NOOOOOO SILLIES I AM LIKE MOST DEF NOT TALKING ABOUT KIRSTIE ALLEY AND HER MIRACLE 500 POUND WEIGHTLOSS!

I'm like...I'M OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT MYSELF!!!

OKAY SO basically rankings #10-#2 are MAJORLY IRRELEVANT!? I mean WHOCURR AMIRITE!? Like in ALL of the magazines, no one CARES if you are like RANKED #55 ON THE MAXIM HOT 100 (YEAH EMMA ROBERTS I'M LOOKING AT YOU BITCH, TIME TO TAKE A SEAT AND GO BACK INTO IRRELEVANCY (not like you ever left amirite lol)!).

IT'S ALL ABOUT NUMBER ONE!! so LIKE MY OBVI CORRECT RANKING FOR NUMBER ONE HOTTEST ANIMATED AVATAR WEARING CARTOON DESIGNS ON A GAMING WEBSITE ISSSSSSSSS...

IT'S TOTALLY ME!!!!!!!!!! MissBriFlorida2007 !!!!

OMG THIS IS SO SHOCKING!!!

LIKE BASICALLY from a YOUNG AGE I knew that like my VISUAL APPEAL TRANSCENDED THE REALMS OF ACTUAL LEVELS OF BEAUTY IN THE LIKE WORLD AND AMERICA'S AND STUFF like just from LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, I could TELL just like HOW MUCH MORE PRETTIER or w/e I WAS THAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND ME!!! Like people would stop me on the street like even when I was six or seven which is TOTALLY ILLEGAL BUT DONT CARE and were like OMMMG YOURE TOTALLY GOING TO BE H A W T, HOT GIRL! and I was like YEAH I KNOW but I thought HOT meant like ACTUALLY HIGH IN TEMPERATURE and like HELLO I live in Florida so most of the time it IS kind of like HOT down here, so that wasn't even me being concieted back then like but REALLY I ACTUALLY JUST KNEW ANYWAY!! I just EXUDE CONFIDENCE AND SEX APPEAL OMMG! Like my HAIR and my NATURAL TAN that is like SOOO NATURAL AND NOT FROM A TANNING BED AND OR BOTTLE and like my COMPLETELY SYMMETRICAL AND NATURAL BREASTS like I just LOVE THEM like NO SILICON HERE!! like just LIVIN IN MY MANSION with my ALL NATURAL BODY just like LIVING THE LIFE of LUXURY like NBD NBD like NOT EVEN A BD!! LIKE SO NOT!!

There are SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK FOR THIS HONOR like basically I have to thank the BIG MAN UPSTAIRS and by that I mean GOD for blessing me with STUNNING ANIMATED LOOKS like seriously would be lost without you, PEACE AND LOVE AND A THOUSAND CUTE CROSS ACCESSORIES luvGod, so gangsta!!

SECONDLY I need to thank the LOVELY Gemma17 for supplying me with like SO MUCH BLING AND SO MUCH BLANG!! like I'm not really sure what BLANG is persay but I think it's like a WAY OF LIFE, like some people say YO I'M BLINGIN WELL TBH, I say NAHH IM BLANGIN!! LIKE LOL!! IT'S BRISLANG!!! and I also should thank Jennifer101 because her shop was like SO GREAT it's like basically the HIGH END DESIGNER STATION OF THE VIRTUAL WORLD like her and Gemma so GREAT and also like SexGoddx has gifted me and also like _Aria TOTALLY forgive you for stealing my hair, like NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL!!!! IamVegas is FOR SURE my favorite ginger and I mean I GUESS sokerdude7 is my favorite TACO BELL EATER like I don't normally ASSOCIATE with people who eat Taco Bell but he's okay I guess? AND ALSO LIKE Tits_McGee for being FEARLESS like srsly ENCHANTED to have met you and OMG YOU TOO cassie_xo and like ALSO LuluPi , kaylicious, Seal and HanJin who will live on in all of our hearts.

SO YEAH THIS IS MY OBVI CORRECT RANKING like I mean you can DISAGREE IF YOU WANT I GUESS, but just remember that if your opinion does NOT AGREE with mine, it is WRONG and therefore like NOT OF THE RIGHT like SO INCORRECT BASICALLY so like KEEP THINKING IT IF YOU WANT like NOT MY PROBLEM, I'll just be over here looking H O DOUBLE TEE HOTT!!!

also hi iscotty; Points: 121 10 comments
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD!!!! Sep 15, 2012: HEY NOW!! YOURE A ROCKSTAR!!

WAIT NO YOU ARENT!!

BUT LIKE I KIND OF AM TBH!!

NOT RLY BUT LIKE I'M RLY GOOD AT KARAOKE REVOLUTION like I own that shit on the DAILY like you don't even UNDERSTAND how like I am basically the NEXT MUSIC SENSATION like probably even bigger than like idk Adele's waistline probably and that's like an UNDERSTATEMENT BUT OMG SO NOT THE POINT OF THIS BLOG!!!

SO LIKE!! OMG I SO LOVE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS SITE FOR BEING LIKE SO NICE, CARING, AND LIKE SUPER TOTALLY THOUGHTFUL like thank you SO MUCH for being like SO THOUGHTFUL, particularly Gemma17

Like, THANK YOU Gemma for this WONDERFUL, SULTRY, SEXY, NATURAL BOOB FITTING SWIMSUIT!!! Like it makes my boobs look EVEN MORE FANTASTIC THAN USUAL WHICH IS LIKE REALLY HARD because I am SO BOOBULAR!!! like when people describe me they usually say SUPER INTELLIGENT NATURAL GODDESS and NICE TITS!!! SO LIKE I feel like this outfit really shows OFF BOTH!!! ALSO thank you for the WONDERFUL HAIR like it's SO CURLY and like SEXY like I feel like an ETHEREAL LIONESS GODDESS who like DOES GODDESS THINGS YOU KNOW!? You are da BEST like SO GREAT!! OMG ALSO for this SEXY WINDBLOWN HAIR OMG!! Like this is TOTALLY what I look like when I wake up in the morning and dramatically flip my hair in a circular rotation like I just FALL into SUPERMODEL LEVELS OF BEAUTY and it just like idk OVERCOMES everything else in the room like when I was in fifth grade I jumped up on my desk and like DRAMATICALLY FLIPPED MY HAIR and I SWEAR I was responsible for like AT LEAST 7 first HARD CANDY CANES LIKE LOL like I DEFINITELY helped those little boys get a HEALTHY JUMPSTART on their FANTASIES but like it was really NOT a problem like I just like to do a lot of CHARITY work and its my way of giving back!! BUT THANK YOU AGAIN!!!!! If I could pick a favorite smoothie flavor YOU WOULD BE IT!!!

ALSO LIKE thank you to Sassy003 and beautifulbones and _Aria for being SOLDIERS OF FASHION and helping gift!!!! If I could send you complimentary gift baskets full of like SEXY THINGS LIKE I SO WOULD!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY TENGAGED!!

ALSO haaay SexGoddx I see you gurrrrrrrrrrl thank you for using one of your stock items in your shop to gift to me; Points: 121 9 comments

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