Like, I have been on this site for like SO LONG and like, I TOTALLY HAD NOT EVEN LIKE WON A GAME!
BUT NOW!!
LIKE I TOTALLY WON A GAME!! Like like, as Luigi would say like, I'M DA WEENER!! LIKE NOT AN ACTUAL WEINER because like I am not a slice of meat OR a male organ but like you know like, ANYWAY! LIKE I TOTALLY WON!
Like this was like, a hard game to win and like, I totally have to dedicate this win not only to like the FEMMEBOTS WOOO but like, to also ALL THE FANS!! Like, I like, LOVE THE FANS! LIKE THE FANS, THEY LIKE, ARE SO ROCKULAR LIKE I CANT EVEN!!
Like, I just feel like SO HIP now that I've like totally won a game and like I like, think that like now I can go on to do things such as like you know, laundry and things of like, the Survivor variety and everything like such as - ALTHOUGH LIKE, I DON'T THINK I WOULD EXCEL IN SURVIVOR YA you see because like, I am like, NOT GOOD in the wilderness like I like to sit in my condo and like, drink some coffee like CATCH UP ON THE LATEST JAMS like I like could not survive on a deserted island because like it is DESERTED THERE and like there would be no one to talk to and like, I just like, can't handle like not talking because like LOL LOVE TO TALK!!
SO LIKE
BY NAME I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME SHOUT OUTS, LIKE THINK OF THIS AS ME ON FINALE NIGHT LIKE SHOUTING OUT!!
LIKE I TOTALLY OWE THIS WIN TO ALL OF YOU!! LIKE THANKS YOU GUYS!!
Like I could not think of like a BETTER group of people to play on this site with! Like, YOU GUYS ROCK! Like, I think that like, you know like, people may not like us that much but like what is SO AWESOME is that like, we don't even care but just WIN ANYWAY and like I think it's like so awesome that aside from the occasional boyfriend slip up LIKE YOU KNOW WHO I AM LOOKING AT!! but like, aside from all of that like, we TOTALLY DOMINATE and like it is super fun playing with you all and like if I could pick a new group of people on tengaged to play with like I SO WOULD NOT DO THAT! Because like, we have cute outfits too so like, HELLO!? Obviously going to like, stay.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DEDICATE A PARAGRAPH TO TANYAWINTERS
LIKE YOU ARE SO FABULOUS! Like, you are like, the inspiration for everything that Femmebots should be. You take girls and like, you like, BUILD THEM INTO AIRSPLITTING WOMEN and like that is like SO BOMBASS of you like I just like LOVE THAT, you know? LIKE SO DO! and like, I think that like, I would not be like here representing the rules of feminism and fiercness against those who are so desperatly lacking in them if it were not for like, YOUR TOTAL GUIDANCE!!
LIKE THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WON A FIFTH GRADE KICKBALL GAME!
LIKE I TOTALLY WON IT
Like, I stepped up to the like platey thingy and I was just like, you know, OH MY GOD, I have to kick this ball! SO LIKE I KICKED IT and like, it hit this girl Mary Anne in the face - but like DONT WORRY because like, she was ugly anyway so I was just like WHATEVER, like SORRY MARY ANNE like you needed the facial transplant anyway so I was like HELPING HER OUT you know? Like, I just do that you guys like, I'm a helper! BUT LIKE while everyone was watching her GUSH BLOOD I TOTALLY rounded third and did a dramatic slide into home plate. BUT LIKE, then I scraped my knee and started CRYING and had to go the nurse and like, I know Mary Anne broke her nose but like, MY KNEE was hurting too so like I couldn't really care all that much because like, I JUST COULDNT!
SO LIKE ANYWAY I just wanted to say THANK YOU AGAIN to all of you out there on tengaged who continue to present like new and improved challenges everyday. YOU GUYS LIKE ROCK EVEN THOUGH SOME OF YOU MAKE ME WANT TO STICK A KNIFE INTO MY VAGINA AND JUST LIKE, END IT!!
LIKE THANKS SO MUCH GUYS
Love, BRIANNA (Actually, Brrianna, but the second R is silent because like, yeah.)
WELL LIKE, OH MY GOD!!