It's come to my attention that there is like, a NEW COUPLE ON TENGAGED!! Now as the resident romance counselor, I am OF COURSE going to like give my take on them without even mentioning their names!!! It will be like A TOTAL SURPRISE and like PEOPLE CAN SPECULATE AND STUFF like that will be like SO fun because like, YEAH like everyone loves a good SCANDAL unless your name is WEST EDWARDS then you are just like, a DOUCHEBAG!!
SO ANYWAY LIKE this new couple is kind of making me want to THROW UP MY LUNCH!!! Like and I had a REALLY good and healthy lunch which some of you may want to try every once and a while [Blinks and Smiles] BUT ANYWAY LIKE GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Like, I am all for people who are OLDER dating younger people like its like SO GOOD that we can pass knowledge and sexual tricks on from one person to the next but like UMMMM why would you like DO THIS!? You know who you ARE too like, WHY would you date THAT THING!? Like, SO DONT UNDERSTAND!!! Like, I GUESS that like LOVE IS LOVE and all of that PIZZAZ but like seriously I would rather date someone who doesn't look like a cheese puff?? Like okay that may be a little HARSH and stuff but like COME-ON like WHY go cheese puff? If you are going to date a snack food and it just HAS to be of the cheese variety, at least make it a doodle. Like FOR REALZ!! And like, like, I so understand that like some people are just meant to fall in love like I have been engaged a lot so like, I so know how love works and operates but when you are GROSS you shouldn't have anyone date you, especially when like... you get REJECTED INITIALLY LIKE EL OH EL throw that cheese puff RIGHT in the trash, like totally for ser.
So like, my SUPPORT for this couple is like NOT REALLY EXISTANT!!! Like, I so wish them the best of luck in making their little babies or whatever it is they want to do with their life, like, not my place to judge but like, as the RESIDENT DOCTOR OF LOVE like for ser I totally got a degree like when I was little I used to play doctor like ALL the time and like, I think that like really a career in medicine is like my calling because I'm just SUPER clean and stable and like really good at all tasks that involve me making cuts and stuff like totally... SO LIKE.
COUPLE GRADE: D -
SORRY!!
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Hello, my name is Brianna Nicole Kirkpatrick (It is actually, like, Brrianna but the second 'R' is silent!) - Miss Florida 2007 and dropout of Miss USA due to Corruptivity.
Like, I personally believe that like we will have such as you know like a time of the great variety and like, we will like, grow to love one another in holy matrimony like such as you know, marriages and lasagna with like brocolli and like rabbits who are cute. [Smiles and pageant waves.]
I just like TOTALLY love people, you know? Like people are just something that I like, love! And like, I totally want to get to know everyone here so like DEFO add me and like FOR SER hit me up because like, I'd love to chat it up! Like, I'm just like, really of the excited to learn all about different people on tengaged, like WOO!
LIKE, TOTALLY LOVE PLAYING WITH MY BESTEST FRIENDS!
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thats double you double you double you dot twitter dot com slash Miss Bri Femme for those of you who had trouble translating!!!!
Like, I personally believe that like we will have such as you know like a time of the great variety and like, we will like, grow to love one another in holy matrimony like such as you know, marriages and lasagna with like brocolli and like rabbits who are cute. [Smiles and pageant waves.]
I just like TOTALLY love people, you know? Like people are just something that I like, love! And like, I totally want to get to know everyone here so like DEFO add me and like FOR SER hit me up because like, I'd love to chat it up! Like, I'm just like, really of the excited to learn all about different people on tengaged, like WOO!
LIKE, TOTALLY LOVE PLAYING WITH MY BESTEST FRIENDS!
FOR LIVE FEMME UPDATES, follow me on twitter!!
twitter.com/MissBriFemme
thats double you double you double you dot twitter dot com slash Miss Bri Femme for those of you who had trouble translating!!!!