I always KNEW I was born to be a BEAUTY QUEEN like ever since I was in the 7TH GRADE and I joined the DEBATE TEAM and like, this ugly girl named SARAH was heading it up and like, she would never let me talk because she was always like BRE-AHN-UH, like YOU CANT SPEAK ADURRRRR like that is SO not true like I'm totally articulate and like I take offense to that!! So like anyway we were discussing global warming and I was like UMM DONT THINK IT EXISTS because like I was SO COLD like my little pepperonis on my boobies were like HARD FROM THE COLD and like I was SHIVERING and she was like OMG BRIANNA IT TOTALLY EXISTS UR SO DUMB and I was like UH THAT IS RLY RUDE OF YOU TO SAY, JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT WORK A FUCKING THERMOSTAT DOESNT MEAN IM WRONG YOU LITTLE BRAT!! BUT I ENDED UP WINNING CUS LIKE, I have a CROWN and Sarah has five kids, thunder thighs and a skin condition!! AINT LIFE A BITCH!!?? LOL!!
BUT ANYWAY!!
Like this is so great like I just want to thank the people of the world who like float with floaties and like such as actively eat chocolate and therefore liek support civil unions and like you know such as like, totally like vote in elections for panda bears and um the people in the South American countries like the uh like the dessert and trifle cake and like the desert of the Sahara variety and like ummmmmmm
LIKE, I TOTALLY WON A CROWN!! FROM JENNIFER101!!!