This is me like TOTALLY airsplitting in my avatar picture.
Like, I will be the like first to admit, I once had TROUBLE airsplitting. Like, it is kind of hard initially to put your leg in a straight line above your head but like, I like, SO LIKE got it down and now I can do it without even trying!
Like, I owe all of my success to Tanya Winters. Like, Tanya has the SECOND nicest rack in the like ENTIRE WORLD and like, if they were natural they would SO BEAT MINE but like, mine are perfectly real like just because I wanted you to like know but like yeah I also like am naturally very tan and like such as you know, don't wear colored contacts like my eyes are like SO blue naturally like ONE TIME I was walking down the street and some old lady was like OH MY GOD like, LET ME DIVE INTO YOUR EYES and I was like... LIKE NO! Because like, for one, my eyelids are NOT that big because I am not of the alien variety and like for secondly like, I did not want her in my eyeball because she might give me like ARTHRITIS and I am like WAY too young to start forgetting things, like I enjoy my memories FOR SER.
