MY FRIEND HANJIN is falling victim to like HATE CRIMES all over the WEB!! LIKE WHY!?
Like I think Han is like SO of the cute variety, you know? I mean like SURE she refuses to do my nails when I ask like super nicely and like of course like sometimes I'm just like HAN like WHY are you such a loose girl because like she is so promiscuous like okay she SAYS she's going to like the library and stuff to like, you know like, work on things such as like education and everything like such as, but like, she like, TOTALLY has a hot asian mister on the side and I like BET his name is Tenji because like can't you guys see Han with a TENJI? LIKE I SO SEE HAN WITH A TENJI LIKE SO DO WITH MY EYES LIKE I SEE STUFF.
LIKE ONE TIME I was at HOOTERS WITH MY FRIENDS AND LIKE, I TOTALLY was like checking out this guy next to me because like he TOTALLY was a hottie major like I can't even like begin to explain like, SO cute like oh my god. SO like I was like OMG Clarise, who is my friend but she's like such a bitch because she like cheats on her boyfriends all the time with this stripper that she met when we went to cancun and like normally I'm like ALL for latin sex but like when you have a BOYFRIEND CLARISE like you can't just screw EVERY AMIGO LIKE AMIRITE OR AMIRITE! IM SO RITE! SO LIKE ANYWAY I was like SEEING this guy check me out with his eyes and like, I was like TOTALLY smizing back because like that is just what I do, like, I smize a lot because like I just dont want to like be UNSMIZING because like HOW UNFRIENDLY ARE YOU if like your eyes are of the not smizing variety like SO UNFRIENDLY LIKE DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK!
SO LIKE ANYWAY LIKE, I totally went on a date with the guy but he was like NOT my type like he was into professional wrestling and like fishing and stuff and like I'm more into the finer things of life like doing you know, housework and like modeling and like pageantry and everything like that so I was like SORRY you aren't going to lay in my PERFECTLY MADE BED TONIGHT!!
BUT LIKE SO THE POINT IS that HanJin is a SUPER NICE GIRL like she is SO nice and like she loves things like Hello Kitty and like things of the asian variety like I'm sure she loves bamboo and Koalas but like they are of the Australian but you see Han still likes them because like, she is like, NOT descriminatory against RACES, SPECIES, OR NATIONALITIES LIKE HELLO!? Han is SO UNIVERSALLY CULTURAL and like it PAINS ME to see that like, people don't see that she is just this fun little asian girl like playing with her electronic pet things that like ALL the asians have like my friend YOKO like she so had one and it was a little dog but I forget what it was called, anyway like, SO precious, like she was so cute and asiany when she played with it and I am like a big support of asians being asian, like I just love that for ser.
SO ANYWAY LIKE LEAVE HAN JIN ALONE SHE DID NOTHING TO YOU!!
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