There has been like something that has been eating away at my fragile little heart for like, an entire three days now and like, I feel like it's something that just like needs addressing because I just like, need to.
LIKE I'm just MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS on tengaged, like going to the T Grocery store to get myself some lowfat klondikes which are like MY ABSOLUTE FAVES because like you get the same taste with HALF THE CALORIES OMMMMG!!! LIKE TOTALLY GO CHECK THEM OUT!!! And anyway, I go to the stars polebox because its final poll time and I'm just like OMG these people have probably worked SO HARD to like WIN THIS GAME STRATEGICALLY like, let me just go GRACE THE POLLBOX WITH MY VOTE!! AND SO I DID!! AND WHAT DID I SEE?!?
TWO SHIRTLESS GUYS!! TWO OF THEM!! LIKE???????
So I was like SUPER CONFUSED like WHY would these two YOUNG MEN put IMAGES of themselves SHIRTLESS by their faces for STARS?!? And then I was like O M G!!! IT BECAME CLEAR TO ME!! LIKE CRYSTAL CLEAR LIKE CLEARER THAN THE WATER IN THAT SEA THATS DOWN THERE AROUND THE BAHAMAS THAT I SAW ON A CRUISE ONE TIME AND LIKE TOTALLY SPLASHED IN!!!
THESE YOUNG UPSTANDING GENTLEMEN WHO PROBABLY WOULD HAVE FAIRED JUST AS WELL IF THEY HAD MADE THEIR STARS CAMPAIGN JUST ABOUT THEIR STRATEGY were POSING SHIRTLESS for the SOLE PURPOSE of like GARNERING VOTES!!!
YOU GUYS LIKE!!! LIKE!!! THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY LIKE A STEP BELOW BEING AN ESCORT!! THINK ABOUT IT!!! like, people log in and they see someone with a six pack and they are like CLICK CLICK WANT ME SOME OF THAT!! and like, that person could end up WINNING STARS AND A LOT OF T!! JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A GOOD BODY!?!? LIKE WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GAMEPLAY!?? STRATEGY!?! CLOTHED HUMAN BEINGS!?!? LIKE COME ON!!!
Like, one time when I was in fifth grade I was TOTALLY running for a presidential election, like my school had a little government, it was like totally precious. And anyway like, I was so running against this one girl named like SUZANA and she was like the BIGGEST FIFTH GRADE SLUT EVER like, her campaign slogan was like... VOTE FOR SUZANA, SHE'S SUGARY SWEET... LIKE NO SUZANA!! YOU ARE A BITCH!! and that sounds like a SLOGAN FOR PORN!! LIKE WHY DO YOU DO THIS!?!? so like, I totally made all of my campaign posters VERY CONSERVATIVE like I put up pictures of PUPPIES and KITTENS and like BUNNY RABBITS and like LYSOL and was like "BRI WILL CLEAN UP IN OFFICE" like guys that is like, a GREAT campaign slogan. AND I WON!!!
SO LIKE I am organizing an association called PWDUTBTST!! It stands for PEOPLE WHO DONT USE THEIR BODIES TO SELL THEMSELVES!! We advocate the appropriate use of body in all tengaged activites!! LIKE, we support the candidate who DOESNT use "sex appeal" in their star photos to try to get the win!! LIKE NO WAY JOSE!! LIKE LOL!! we support the candidate who like, like, like, like, PLAYED THE BEST GAME and like RELIED ON STRATEGY not FACIAL STRUCTURE to CLENCH A SPOT IN THE FINALS!! like, should you join this club, there are a LOT of fun events!!
We will be having a CHASTITY DANCE in which everyone will get to ASK SOMEONE FROM TENGAGED to like the BODY BALL LOL and like, you will have to be FULLY COVERED to GAIN ENTRY and like, like, you have to dance with a balloon between you two!! and then we will play a WHOLESOME GAME of DRESS UP POKER instead of STRIP POKER!!! Doesnt that sound SUPER FUN!! Like you just keep adding MORE LAYERS!! LOL!!! IM TOTALLY EXCITED!!
SO OKAY LIKE I'll be updating you all on the happenings of the club later on, like I just wanted to get the word out there that like, THIS IS UP AND COMING!!! Like LOVE YOU ALL!! STAY CLOTHED AND KEEP YOUR FACES OUT OF THE POLLBOX!!!!
alright so i totes just read ure blog after i commented, and i feel like if ure typing like that because u actually talk like that, then stop reading. but im a girl that lives in the valley, which technically makes me a valley girl, and yes i talk like that and i say like A LOT but if u dont actually talk like that irl, thats just taking it too far.
just my 2 cents
I was only joking :(
I agree with you, in all seriousness ... posting nude pics for votes just looks desperate, whether it works or not -.-
Who says these peple can't be just as attractive while wearing clothes?
idgi. I don't get the fascination with taking pictures of nudes either :|
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