LIKE THIS IS LIKE SUCH A LIKE HONOR!! FOR TOTALLY AND FOR SER!!
Like I like TOTALLY got like NOMINATED for like a TENGAGED AWARD LIKE OH MY GOD! I got nominated for name of the year and that is like, SO COOL because like, names are like DEFINITELY AWESOME and like, I LOVE THEM! Like GO NAMES!!
Like, I don't know when I realized that like my name was like REALLY COOL! Like I guess I have to like, thank my MOTHER and FATHER for like NAMING ME AND THEREFORE LIKE NOT LEAVING ME NAMELESS!! Like, I like SO appreciate being named because like, then like people dont have to be like, HEY YOU WITH THE FACE or like HEY BLONDIE or like HEY GIRL OVER THERE WITH THE INSANELY LARGE BOOBS (THAT ARE REAL AND NOT FAKE) AND LIKE THE SUPER NATURAL TAN WITH THE HAIR THAT IS ALSO OF THE NATURAL LIKE THANKS FOR ASKING like I just am SO like thankful that everyday people can just be like HEY BRIANNA or like HEY MISSBRIFLORIDA2007 like that is SO AWESOME.
Like, I remember one time when I was in preschool and we were doing finger paints! I was like, SO EXCITED to do finger paints but like NOT USE MY FINGERS because I didn't want my skin to like, stain and stuff. SO LIKE I totally like, got a paint brush and started painting this girl CHRISTINE'S FINGERS. She had red hair so like TRUST ME I was like doing her a favor by putting a different color on her body NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH RED HAIR LIKE TOTALLY LOVE IT LOL! SO LIKE I like was like HEY CHRISTINE and she was like HEY...? Because like I hadnt introduced myself yet and this is why names are like SO IMPORTANT you guys because like, if you dont have a name, like, HOW are you supposed to be like INTRODUCED?? AND LIKE FURTHERMORE when I got in trouble for completely covering her in paint from like head to toe, the teacher was like "BRE-AHN-UH, THAT IS LIKE, A NO-NO" and so like if I DIDNT have a name and was therefore like nameless, I wouldn't have known that she was even like ADDRESSING ME YOU KNOW?? LIKE I KNOW YOU SO KNOW!!!
SO LIKE anyway I just am like SUPER HONORED for being nominated for best name and like would like TOTALLY APPRECIATE any votes that you cast making me like the NAME OF ALL NAMES like I will totally represent the concept of naming like FOR SURE.
LIKE OH. MY. GOD!!!!