It's actually been like SO LONG like HOW THE HELL ARE YA!?
I HOPE YOU'RE GOOD, BECAUSE TBH I'M DOING SO GOOD AS WELL!!! LIKE LOVING LIFE this holiday season like just LIKE SO FESTIVE RN AMIRITE OR AMIRITE!! IM ACTUALLY SO RITE!!
SO LIKE BASICALLY I have been looking at all of these blogs ranking the TOP BEST LOOKING AVATARS and I'm just like sitting here THINKING TO MYSELF like...WHAT!?
BECAUSE THEY ARE GROSSLY INACCURATE!!!!
So I got to thinking, like, let's RANK THEM FOR REAL in the opinion of someone who like KNOWS what they are talking about when they talk about HOT and ENVIABLE BODIES!!
NOOOOOO SILLIES I AM LIKE MOST DEF NOT TALKING ABOUT KIRSTIE ALLEY AND HER MIRACLE 500 POUND WEIGHTLOSS!
I'm like...I'M OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT MYSELF!!!
OKAY SO basically rankings #10-#2 are MAJORLY IRRELEVANT!? I mean WHOCURR AMIRITE!? Like in ALL of the magazines, no one CARES if you are like RANKED #55 ON THE MAXIM HOT 100 (YEAH EMMA ROBERTS I'M LOOKING AT YOU BITCH, TIME TO TAKE A SEAT AND GO BACK INTO IRRELEVANCY (not like you ever left amirite lol)!).
IT'S ALL ABOUT NUMBER ONE!! so LIKE MY OBVI CORRECT RANKING FOR NUMBER ONE HOTTEST ANIMATED AVATAR WEARING CARTOON DESIGNS ON A GAMING WEBSITE ISSSSSSSSS...
LIKE BASICALLY from a YOUNG AGE I knew that like my VISUAL APPEAL TRANSCENDED THE REALMS OF ACTUAL LEVELS OF BEAUTY IN THE LIKE WORLD AND AMERICA'S AND STUFF like just from LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, I could TELL just like HOW MUCH MORE PRETTIER or w/e I WAS THAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND ME!!! Like people would stop me on the street like even when I was six or seven which is TOTALLY ILLEGAL BUT DONT CARE and were like OMMMG YOURE TOTALLY GOING TO BE H A W T, HOT GIRL! and I was like YEAH I KNOW but I thought HOT meant like ACTUALLY HIGH IN TEMPERATURE and like HELLO I live in Florida so most of the time it IS kind of like HOT down here, so that wasn't even me being concieted back then like but REALLY I ACTUALLY JUST KNEW ANYWAY!! I just EXUDE CONFIDENCE AND SEX APPEAL OMMG! Like my HAIR and my NATURAL TAN that is like SOOO NATURAL AND NOT FROM A TANNING BED AND OR BOTTLE and like my COMPLETELY SYMMETRICAL AND NATURAL BREASTS like I just LOVE THEM like NO SILICON HERE!! like just LIVIN IN MY MANSION with my ALL NATURAL BODY just like LIVING THE LIFE of LUXURY like NBD NBD like NOT EVEN A BD!! LIKE SO NOT!!
There are SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK FOR THIS HONOR like basically I have to thank the BIG MAN UPSTAIRS and by that I mean GOD for blessing me with STUNNING ANIMATED LOOKS like seriously would be lost without you, PEACE AND LOVE AND A THOUSAND CUTE CROSS ACCESSORIES luvGod, so gangsta!!
SECONDLY I need to thank the LOVELY Gemma17 for supplying me with like SO MUCH BLING AND SO MUCH BLANG!! like I'm not really sure what BLANG is persay but I think it's like a WAY OF LIFE, like some people say YO I'M BLINGIN WELL TBH, I say NAHH IM BLANGIN!! LIKE LOL!! IT'S BRISLANG!!! and I also should thank Jennifer101 because her shop was like SO GREAT it's like basically the HIGH END DESIGNER STATION OF THE VIRTUAL WORLD like her and Gemma so GREAT and also like SexGoddx has gifted me and also like _Aria TOTALLY forgive you for stealing my hair, like NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL!!!! IamVegas is FOR SURE my favorite ginger and I mean I GUESS sokerdude7 is my favorite TACO BELL EATER like I don't normally ASSOCIATE with people who eat Taco Bell but he's okay I guess? AND ALSO LIKE Tits_McGee for being FEARLESS like srsly ENCHANTED to have met you and OMG YOU TOO cassie_xo and like ALSO LuluPi , kaylicious, Seal and HanJin who will live on in all of our hearts.
SO YEAH THIS IS MY OBVI CORRECT RANKING like I mean you can DISAGREE IF YOU WANT I GUESS, but just remember that if your opinion does NOT AGREE with mine, it is WRONG and therefore like NOT OF THE RIGHT like SO INCORRECT BASICALLY so like KEEP THINKING IT IF YOU WANT like NOT MY PROBLEM, I'll just be over here looking H O DOUBLE TEE HOTT!!!
OMG LIKE HEY TENGAGED!!