OMG so like I was just LIVING my day to to day LIFE and I was like OMG LET ME CHECK IN ON TENGAGED AND LOW AND BEHOLD ALL OF YOU ARE STILL HERE!!!!! Like that's SO GREAT tengaged like you KEEP IT UP because people like NEED THIS IN THEIR LIVES TO BE LIKE LIVINGFUL RIGHT OKAY SO RIGHT!!! BUT ANYWAY I looked and I have received a few gifts and I was like WOW WELL I CANT JUST NOT SAY THANK YOU AND THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CHECK IN WITH ALL OF THE COOL PEOPLE AKA ALL OF YOU MINUS ONE OR TWO AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE!!!!
THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOUR BEAUTY AND YOUR AWESOMENESS LIKE GOOOO YOU!!
BUT ANYWAY TENGAGED ITS THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!!!!!!! That means it is time to like EAT SOME TURKEY and like GET SOME GIFTS well actually I think they say you should GIVE more than RECEIVE and that is SO TRUE like its ALWAYS better to be a GIVER not a TAKER...thats why I'm very giving with like EVERYONE I meet if you know what I mean ;) IT'S NOT SLUTTY IF YOURE GOOD AT IT AMIRITE OR AMIRITE IM SO RITE!!!
ANYWAY I just wanted to share with you all like SEASONS GREETINGS and I want to know some of your MOST FUN HOLIDAY STORIES!!
ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 13 my MOM bought me my FIRST PIECE OF LINGERIE!!!! I remember putting it on and being like OH MY GOD this is what MONICA LEWINSKY MUST FEEL LIKE WHEN SHE'S GIVING IT TO BILL CLINTON!!! Like I was just PRANCING AROUND and like LIVING LIFE in my AWESOME UNDERGARMETS and like I JUST WAS YOU KNOW?? and so anyway i decided to put on a SHOW that night for my parents and actually my Dad started crying because he thought I was going to become a stripper because I was walking around in my underwear for entertainment?? HELLO NO!!! There is a HUGE difference between being a STRIPPER and being a HIGH FASHION LINGERIE MODEL and I am MOST DEFINITELY the LATTER like FOR SER. (For stripper, see IAmVegas ) BUT ANYWAY YEAH so like THAT CHRISTMAS was the DAY that I decided TO BE AN UNDERWEAR FASHION ICON and it was the best day of my LIFE so tell me about YOUR BEST DAYS CUS I WANT TO HEAR
TENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!