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Confessions of a Beauty Queen

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OH MY GOD!!!!! ITS, LIKE, SO BRIGHT IN HERE!!!! Sep 2, 2012: I THINK LIKE MAYBE I'LL PUT ON MY NEW TRENDY SUNGLASSES FROM _Aria !!!!!?!?

LIKE I THINK I SO WILL!! SHADES ARE SO COOL!!! Like they totally like, they like, PROTECT your eyes from the SUN and like other bright things such as my NATURAL ETHEREAL GLOW THAT I HAVE FROM BEING BOTH TOTALLY NATURAL (BOOBS AND HAIR COLOR, ALL REAL BITCHES!!) and like ALSO ETHEREAL!! LIKE IM SO of the ETHEREAL!! like one time I was in this WILDNERNESS GROUP which HELLOOOO really just joined so I could take cute pics of me camping with some of my best girlfriends and OMG like it totally turned into a PHOTOSHOOT in field of wild flowers like I SWEAR LIKE I looked SO much like a FLOWER CHILD that DESCENDED from heaven like I was SO BEAUTIFUL AND LIKE omg like SO ethereal like you don't even know tbh and like if you did know, then like NOW YOU KNOW FOR SER LIKE YOU SO KNOW!! Like I'm honestly SO PRETTY like everytime I look at myself in the mirror I am BLINDED by the light of my natural beauty, and like, it's like I dunno, like I wish I had some SUNGLASSES to protect me from the GLOWING SHINE OF MY ENORMOUS BEAUTY!!

AND OMG NOW I DO!!!! and it's all thanks to _Aria , so thank you girl!!!!!!!!!!! I really appreciate it!!! :) :) :) :) :)

Also hi iScotty !; Points: 117 8 comments
I'M LOOKING AT!! AN ANGEL!! AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY~! Jun 28, 2012: SHE GOT THAT WHOLE PLACE BLOWING (LIKE I WOULD NEVER DO THAT I AM TOO CLASSY!!!!)!

OMG!!! LIKE I'M TOTALLY A VS ANGEL!! This has always been like a GOAL OF MINE since I was like REALLY LITTLE YA LIKE I always knew I wanted to be a HIGH END LINGERIE MODEL!! Like people would stare at me and play that guessing game like...OMMG TEACHER!! LAWYER!! DOCTOR!!

AND IM LIKE...NO!! NOT EVEN!! LINGERIE MODEL PLEASE!!

LIKE I just feel so ALIVE when I'm wearing almost NOTHING!! Like there is something about being almost naked but like NOT REALLY NAKED but like ALMOST THERE that is like SO FREEING and plus like EVERYONE IN THE WORLD when I walk down the runway to NICKI MINAJ or like MAROON 5 or SERIOUSLY LIKE...LIKE IDK BON JOVI EVEN LIKE EVERYONE WILL BE POPPIN A BOBO!! AND LIKE!! I bet instead of clapping for MIRANDA, ORLANDO will TOTALLY be clapping FOR ME INSTEAD!! Like if I WAS HIM, I'D SO CLAP FOR ME TBH!!! LIKE I JUST LOVE CLAPPING ITS JUST SO FUN TO DO!

BUT ANYWAY YA!! Like even when I was little I WORKED my PAMPERS like I would walk BACK AND FORTH down the HALLWAY and like STRUT so BASICALLY this is just me REACHING A DESTINY AND LIKE ACHIEVING A GREAT DREAM like this must be what EMPORERS IN CHINA FEEL LIKE when they FINALLY ASCEND TO THE THRONE like it's just a TOTAL MANDATE OF HEAVEN!! LIKE IM HOT AND I WAS BORN TO FLAUNT IT!! SO IM GOING TO LOL!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH Gemma17 for ADVANCING THE WORLD OF SEX APPEAL and like THANK YOU Jennifer101 for being the fastest gifter in the history of gift giving and being the only one I will let brush my hair at night, like you rock!!!!; Points: 120 6 comments
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!! TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!! Jun 20, 2012: OMMMMMMMMMMG!! THANKS TO Gemma17 and jennifer101 , I NOW OOZE SEX APPEAL AND BRILLIANCE!!

IM TRYING TO REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST KNEW I WAS SEXY!! AND LIKE I THINK I JUST ALWAYS KNEW!?!? LIKE I looked in the mirror and I just KNEW that the face staring back at me was like WAY ABOVE AVERAGE like I have an IVY LEAGUE PHYSIQUE like I'm kind of a YALE OR HARVARD KIND OF AESTHETIC YOU KNOW?? LIKE!! I think God just feels GOOD somedays and my birthday was one of them, seriously like, so many good things happen on my birthday!! People just WALK UP TO ME and are like OMMMG HAI and they give me presents like and I just TAKE THEM because HELLLLLLERRR not gonna be RUDE AMIRITE? BUT LIKE YA! I always knew I was like the DEFINITION of SEX APPEAL from like a YOUNG AGE!! I think I was the cause of EVERY HARD ON EVER in my middle school like I think ESPECIALLY the band geeks had MAJOR CRUSHES!! And I was like ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE and like LOL NO ONE BELIEVES ME BUT LIKE!! I always LOVED the nerds!! Like SUCH A NERD LOVER!! Like LOVE pocket protectors and suspenders I just get SO HOT!!

BUT ANYWAY!! THANK YOU GEMMA AND JENNIFER AND TolisKalkas FOR GIFTING ME THIS SKIN LIKE I JUST LOOK LIKE SUCH A GODDESS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE!!!; Points: 157 15 comments
OMMMMMG IM SUCH AN INNOCENT AND SWEET SOUTHERN BELLE!!! Jun 13, 2012: OMMMG LOOK AT MY PIGTAILS!!! FROM MY GIRL Gemma17 !!! SHE LIKE, she like ALWAYS hooks a girl up with the LATEST ACCESSORIES!!

I LOVE PIGTAILS!! Like they take me back to a time when life was MORE SIMPLE and like people drank out of WELLS and like idk had to WALK FORTY MILES IN THE FREEZING COLD SNOW TO GO TO SCHOOL OUT OF THEIR TRAILOR I MEAN THAT DEFINITELY WASNT ME WHO HAD TO DO THAT BUT LIKE IM JUST SAYING SOME PEOPLE HAD TO LIVE IN TRAILORS AND MAYBE THEY HAD SPLIT ENDS IN THEIR PIGTAILS!!

NOW!! I like pigtails for FASHION like I just like LOVE FASHION and I think pigtails are like STYLISHLY CONNECTING ME TO like...PAST TIMES!

MY FIRST CRUSH USED TO PULL MY PIGTAILS!! his name was JIMMY and we were in PRESCHOOL and like he used to come up behind me and YANK MY HAIR and I was like WOW JIMMY like I didnt say this then BUT HE WAS SO ADVANCED, I love getting my hair pulled YOU KNOW!! DURING THE ACT!! BUT LOL I THINK THIS FETISH goes back to JIMMY MY FIRST LOVE PULLING MY HAIR!! It's LIKE SO FULL OF JIMMY!! LIKEE LOVE HAIR PULLING AND LOVE PIGTAILS!! Like sometimes I do it BEFORE and just like am like YES YES PULL MY PIGTAIL!! PULL IT!!!

LOL GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER KIDS IM JUST TALKING ABOUT COOKING EL OH EL!!!!!

THANKS GEMMA; Points: 128 10 comments
HOT DATE WITH CHARLIE SHEEN TONIGHT!!! Apr 26, 2012: OMMMG AND I HAVE THIS FLAWLESS NEW HAIR TO WEAR COURTESY OF Gemma17 !!!

LIKE CHARLIE AND I ARE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE like I CANNOT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT because he wants to keep things DISCRETE until I become more famous and like we can be a HIGH PROFILE A LIST COUPLE LIKE THATS JUST WHAT HE WANTS TO HAPPEN!!! I can totally handle the PAPARAZZI like I think I would do really well on TALK SHOWS like THE VIEW and ELLEN and like PROBABLY WENDY WILLIAMS!! BUT LIKE!! IM TOTALLY IN THIS FOR LOVE AND NOT FAME!!!!!!

ANYWAY THANK YOU GEMMA and I guess sokerdude7 for gifting me!!!; Points: 98 3 comments
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!!!!!!! Apr 4, 2012: LIKE OH MY GOD!!!

IT HAS BEEN LIKE SUCH A LONG TIME TENGAGED LIKE HOW THE HELL ARE YA!?!? LIKE IM SO GOOD LIKE kind of just like you know like LIVING THE DREAM LOL! JUST LIKE CHILLIN IN MY CONDO LIKE WITH MY...WITH MY FRIENDS AND LIKE, YOU KNOW LIKE!! THAT STUFF!! SO FUN!! SO LIKE ANYWAY I have to thank like Gemma17 and some dumbass named sokerdude7 for like GIFTING ME THIS FLAWLESS HAIR!! LIKE I JUST LOVE HAIR!! It's so WHIPPABLE like it's just like SO FUN TO WHIP!! Like sometimes when I'm feeling really EDGY I just like stand in front of my mirror (LIKE MY FRIENDS SAY I LOOK LIKE TWIGGY TBH LIKE I SO SEE IT?!? LIKE I SO DO! IM TOTES TWIGGY!) BUT YA LIKE I JUST STAND THERE AND SHAKE IT BACK AND FORTH and like YA LIKE sometimes I get kind of DIZZY!!! BUT I JUST WORK WITH IT!!

SO ANYWAY LIKE HOPE YALL ARE WELL LIKE LOL HIT ME UP!!!; Points: 111 8 comments

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