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Confessions of a Beauty Queen

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OMMMMMMG!!! Jan 10, 2012: I HAVE TO THANK THE LOVELY, TALENTED Gemma17 and SexGoddx for gifting me this FLAWLESS BLONDE HAIR like I look SO EASY, BREEZY, BEAUTIFUL COVERGIRL except my products aren't represented by UNDERSERVING WINNERS!!! Gemma is like THE PRETTIEST AND NICEST GIRL ever and I am like LUCKY to have her as a FEMME and a FRIEND; Points: 55 3 comments
THE TRIBE HAS LIKE SPOKEN FOR SER! Dec 31, 2011: I like to like, CHRONICAL my eliminations from SURVIVOR games by like BRINGING YOU LIKE MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS ABOUT THE GAME LIKE LOVE DOING IT!!!

Like, basically LOVED this tribe with the exception of ONE who I will get to later!!! Like, everyone was REALLY FUN and like did SUPER WELL in the beginning, like kind of fail against this new tribe like it was SO NICE of you guys to throw a challenge and give people like TADD more time to fluff their ego!!! LIKE ACTUALLY I think a few people on the tribe are kind of arrogant and can't be trusted, and like I THINK that there MAY be a four way alliance between people like STONER, COTE, CORY, TYCOON but like MAY BE WRONG, so like SORRY if I am and this EXPOSES SOMETHING THAT ISNT THERE but like NOT REALLY THAT SORRY ACTUALLY!!! But like GOOD LUCK!! I wish the other tribe LUCK AS WELL!

LIKE OKAY TADD was the only NEGATIVE part of the ENTIRE EXPERIENCE!!!! Like, I TOTALLY GET being CONFIDENT in your ABILITIES, like OBVIOUSLY I fail at challenges so like NO NEED to be like HAR HAR, U R BAD BRE-AHN-UH like FUCK OFF I ALREADY KNOW THAT!?!? BUT LIKE...

TADD would like NOT DO the challenges whenever he felt like it, I think at the beginning of the GAME he like DIDNT DO TWO because of "technical issues" like UMMMM WHO CARES!?!?, and then came on and ate like... 1/5 of the food and drank a lot of the water because he was "OWED" it.

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LIKE NO!!! People are not OWED food!? Like, that is why there are people in the countries such as the like, you know, like, the Africa and everywhere like SUCH AS who DO NOT have food??? Like they aren't OWED a cheeseburger!?!? AND LIKE ESPECIALLY if you don't DO ANYTHING, then I'm SORRY, like I don't care if your food level is LOW, you certainly aren't "OWED" anything for your "EFFORTS", like o m g please FUCK OFF about that!! AND LIKE THIRDLY OR SECONDLY LIKE I LOST COUNT like, SO ARROGANT!! Quit STRUTTING and bragging about your high scores and other bullshit, like no one cares!! If the tribe loses again, I bet they vote you out ANYWAY because you are ANNOYING TO LIVE WITH. I HOPE if the tribe loses again that they vote your ARROGANT, GLUTTONOUS ASS OUT for being like SO RUDE!!! I think he's already on the BOTTOM, so this should be like MARVELOUSLY HILARIOUS like just STAY TUNED!!! I have my POPCORN READY!!

OMG THOUGH but like I TOTALLY JOINED to lose 3 POUNDS BECAUSE LIKE, over THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS I like EAT more than I SHOULD, and like I definitely ENJOY EATING LIKE HEALTHY STUFF like LOVE IT but like, I think that like I DEFINITELY LOST THE WEIGHT!! Like, I think all my friends are going to be SO SHOCKED by my TAN and like, definitely want to like, GO ON THE SURVIVOR DIET AS WELL!!

SO LIKE OVERALL A FUN TIME!! I would DEFINITELY GO BACK for ALLSTARS which like PROBABLY GONNA HAPPEN because I'm like SO DOMINANT in the challenges (lolz 322 in Guitar WUT) and LIKE my strategic mind is like SO STRONG!!!

PEACE OUT!!!; Points: 28 3 comments
MY CROWNING GLORY!! Nov 5, 2011: LIKE, I TOTALLY WON A CROWN!! FROM JENNIFER101!!!

LIKE!!

I always KNEW I was born to be a BEAUTY QUEEN like ever since I was in the 7TH GRADE and I joined the DEBATE TEAM and like, this ugly girl named SARAH was heading it up and like, she would never let me talk because she was always like BRE-AHN-UH, like YOU CANT SPEAK ADURRRRR like that is SO not true like I'm totally articulate and like I take offense to that!! So like anyway we were discussing global warming and I was like UMM DONT THINK IT EXISTS because like I was SO COLD like my little pepperonis on my boobies were like HARD FROM THE COLD and like I was SHIVERING and she was like OMG BRIANNA IT TOTALLY EXISTS UR SO DUMB and I was like UH THAT IS RLY RUDE OF YOU TO SAY, JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT WORK A FUCKING THERMOSTAT DOESNT MEAN IM WRONG YOU LITTLE BRAT!! BUT I ENDED UP WINNING CUS LIKE, I have a CROWN and Sarah has five kids, thunder thighs and a skin condition!! AINT LIFE A BITCH!!?? LOL!!

BUT ANYWAY!!

Like this is so great like I just want to thank the people of the world who like float with floaties and like such as actively eat chocolate and therefore liek support civil unions and like you know such as like, totally like vote in elections for panda bears and um the people in the South American countries like the uh like the dessert and trifle cake and like the desert of the Sahara variety and like ummmmmmm

SO YEAH THANKSJENNIFER FOR MY TIARA!!!; Points: 204 12 comments
OMG LOOK AT ME!!! Oct 31, 2011: All like GLAMMED OUT and in WHITE, I look like Kim Kardashian on her wedding day!! If only I could be as happy!!

Oh wait lolll; Points: 0 7 comments
LIKE TENGAGED LIKE!!! Aug 20, 2011: Like, I just want to make a blog to APOLOGIZE!! Before you get like TOO EXCITED, I'm not going to apologize for any personal attacks I've ever made, because like, let's face it, if you got one you probably deserved it!! LIKE LOL!! but like, I think that like, I just need to SAY SORRY for something that has been eating at me.

Like, I'm SORRY that I am SO THREATENING to everyone here. Like, I try to come off as meek and mild but like people just want to get me out of Rookies so quickly!! Like, I think that like, it has to do with me being SUCH A STRATEGIC AND PHYSICAL THREAT like I'm actually SO good at strategy like you DON'T EVEN KNOW like I am SO GOOD and like, I won a Match 3 VETO one time so like yeah like I'm pretty bomb ass!! Like I'm kind of a big deal, and like, I totally get why people are like "OH MY GOD ITS BRE-AHN-UH!! LIKE IM SO SCARED SHES GONNA DOMINATE ME" but like YOU GUYS LIKE I'm NOT EVEN THAT MEAN!!

LIKE ONE TIME when I was in the fourth grade NATALIE PETERSON like SHE CAME UP TO ME and was like OMG BRI like LETS PLAY VOLLEYBALL!! Like I was kind of TIRED that day because I had spent the like ENTIRE NIGHT cleaning my MANSION LOL CUS I TOTALLY LIVE IN A MANSION!!! and like, I like, was SUPER TIRED but I was like OKAY NATALIE like LETS PLAY!! So the first point I spiked the ball right into her face and knocked her front tooth out!! BUT LIKE DONT WORRY because like it was a BABY TOOTH and she was UGLY ANYWAY like having one big tooth made her look SUPER UNIQUE!!! BUT ANYWAY LIKE OMG all the other kids were SO SCARED to play me in VOLLEYBALL because like they were just worried I was going to like TOTALLY PWN THEM like I did that LITTLE NATALIE!!

BUT LIKE THE POINT IS TENGAGED, I'M SORRY THAT I APPEAR SO THREATENING BUT IM TOTALLY NOT!!! LIKE I couldnt even hurt a FLY, like I just totally love animals and like things such as like the fluffy and spaceship and like such as and um like so forth and like I just think that like it would be better to like ACTUALLY LET ME FUCKING PLAY A ROOKIES AND NOT BE A JEALOUS TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like, I can't help it that I'm popular!!; Points: 60 7 comments
LIKE, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SUCK!!! Apr 11, 2011: WELL LIKE, I TOTALLY just got voted out of my first SURVIVOR game!!! I'm bummed that it's over, but realistically like, I'm not exactly a CHALLENGE WARRIOR so like I can't say I'm surprised I got the boot and I thank my teammates for keeping me around for as long as they did!!!!

LIKE, I really only wanted to join SURVIVOR because I figured it would be like a totally good way to get a nice tan and lose a few pounds, like I really wanted to lose three pounds!! I didn't exactly, like, KNOW that I was going to have to do these like challenge thingies and like OMG I am SO AWFUL at guitar like LOL!!! But anyway, we did pretty well, it was a great group of people minus like a BAD EGG THAT ILL GET TO LATER but I'm TOTALLY glad that I had the experience and like, am also super happy that I can say I actually merged!!!!

Like, my Mom told me that like I could NEVER survivor on an island because like, I totally like, always have to have my beauty products and my hair brush and like such as I don't like dirt that much, so like I was just like, MOM you know what like, I'M GOING TO DO THIS and then like, I totally signed up and when I go to the island like...IT WAS...DIRTY!! LIKE EW!?!? Like how was I supposed to SLEEP in the DIRT and like BE DIRTY like it just DIDNT WORK OUT for me like, at all and like, I totally think that like, the hardest part of being on the island was the toll it takes on your body!! Like I have a SLAMMIN PHYSIQUE like I was voted hottest girl in the trai... MANSION DISTRICT LOL CUS THATS WHERE I LIVE LOL so live there, but anyway I was voted to be HOTTEST GIRL of that AREA and like, I totally got to be on a calendar so like yeah like I think that my body is super of the good but like OMG, you get put on the island and it is like CULTURE SHOCK, like we didnt have a lot of food because Awesome kept eating it because she's such a fatass, and like I didn't really eat or drink a lot so I had realllllly low stats!!

AND LIKE ANOTHER THING I NOTICED that kind of FRUSTURATED ME was like, people always wanting to sit the challenges out!! Like, clearly I am not the best at challenges and it would make sense to sit me out every time, but NO like other people didnt want to put themselves on the line and give people a reason to write their name down, which like, totally fine, thats STRATEGY and I'm just like SUCH A GIVER that I like, totally just HOPPED IN THERE and like GOT MY HANDS DIRTY!! with like, mud but then I used this cute little package of anti bacterial soap that I brought with me to clean myself because HELLLLOOOOO I'm not having dirt under my fingernails, LIKE TOTALLY NO WAY NO WAY!!!

BUT LIKE yeah like overall, I had a BLAST and could not have asked for a better tribe and I think that like, I definitely did better than I thought I was going to do, for real. Like I thought I was gonna be first out, and to make it as far as I did for as long as I did like, GOOD JOB bri like, PAT ON THE BACK!!

Like I thought I was going to get 16th because AWESOME called me out as the weakest but then LOLOLOL she messed with the WRONG BLONDE so I turned people against her and she went instead, which I find so hilarious because she's like that fat kid at recess who when youre playing kickball is like I CAN KICK IT FARTHER THAN YOU AHRURRRRRRRRRR and then like, misses the ball or gets tagged out because they can't run because they are so fat. Like, Awesome liked to act like she was so good at challenges btu like, even I beat her a couple times and that is TOTALLY embarassing because like, I am not an athelete AT ALL!! So Awesome, you can be a hater all you want, but at least I know how to exit with CLASS!!!

A special thanks to Sandy for having my back throughout!! You're a good friend and I'm glad that we got to work together on the island!!!!

LIKE this is ALL I have to say from SURVIVOR LAND like I honestly think that like I should be brought back to be on the all star version ebcause like, I really appeal to a large demographic of americans who are like you know like, I CANT LEAVE MY NAIL POLISH AT HOME like you guys I TOTALLY thought I was going to PERISH without my POLISH BUT LIKE it was TOTALLY GOOD which is like REALLY CRAZY but I didnt even faint!! And like BRING YOUR OWN CAN OF LYSOL because people like omg its so gross like they use the same little stick thingies to eat the rice and its just like UH EW I do NOT want your GERMS and like, I jjust like, dont even know like why you woupld eat after someone because like what if that person has like BIRD FLU and then you get the BIRD FLU and start flying around like a BIRD like NATALIE PORTMAN OMMMMG I HAVENT SEEN THAT MOVIE YET but its like totes mcgotes on my netflix like TOTALLY dont even like movies that much but yeah like I'll probably watch it just so I can sound like I know what I'm talking about when my FIANCEE SHAMUS is like, BRI LETS WATCH A MOVIE DAMIE like he's so scottish, its so presh. Like, I just really love foreigners liek they are so much better than just boring people that aren't foreign like, omg like if you are from down there or over there somewhere like put your paws up because you are continental like FOR SER liek I am just FEELING all the FOREIGN VIBES up in here, like totally.

LIKE this is just liek when I went camping in the second grade and I totally brought my hello kitty pink fluffy sleeping bag and like JEREMEY this ANNOYING MUTANT in my class was all HAR HAR youre a WHIMP cus you have a pink SLEEPINGBAG and I was just like OMG and I started like TOTALLY CRYING because like HELLO??? you dont insult the KITTY!? So I was just like BRE AHN UH PULL YO SELF TOGETHER like thats for ser what I was like and then the next day at rock climbing I pushed Jeremey off a bolder and he fell and broke his arm!! SO LIKE LOL!!! The moral of the story is you can do ANYTHING you put your mind to, and NO ONE MESSES WITH A GOOD BLONDE.

PEACE OUT SURVIVOR LAND!!!; Points: 166 10 comments

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