#vh1luvr15 that you may be pansexual cuz u love people so much #wildboy12 Hey I heard you were a wild one ooh
If I took you home, it'd be a home run
Show me how you do #boots22 heard you love yourself a good morning and you are like doctor of the skype chats cuz u make em not dead #jgoodies that you work for Dick's cuz you are sporting the goods #willie_ that without you the blogs page would shrivel up and die #lamontlamar1998 that ur a basketball star #koolness234 that a lot of people are thirsty for you and want you to be their moca latte #juliann heard you were a genderfaker and your real name is Julie Ann #kimmal8 that you like to keep your identity on here very low key mystery man because you are a member of the mafia irl #iivoloxity heard you play pokemon but in real life. Meaning that you kidnap people and make them battle each other to the death. #darbe that when people tell you to go fuck yourself you actually do it. Your dick is that big to where it wraps around right into your asshole #damo1990 that apparently you and #iivoloxity are meeting up... make sure u read what i've heard about him here and watchout #alyssab ever since you were a young lad you have always wanted to fuck yourself with an elephant trunk but your parents never got you an elephant for Christmas even though you always asked #pureessence heard eliortiz1234 got your sloppy seconds after a netflix and chill sess with #halloween #cutieamy heard that big beautiful black men is your drug of choice #coreyants that you like to get kinky with your fellow theater majors #thesexiestdude990 heard you were into pants. some days you want rich jewish guys in levis and others you want wife beaters in wranglers. #xxlovewakizaxx That your parents were young and just didn't give a fuck but that is why you were recruited for the Crack Baby Basketball Association where you became an international sensation #flamingjojo when your in the neighborhood every one better duck cuz flaming Jojo is crazy as fuck #noah_kondon a ton of noahs in one room? that'd never work! even if it was like 8 noahs 2 random other guy all the noahs would jerk each other off for being so sexy and then the 2 other guys would be forced to pay for a new carpet since it would be covered with semen #happy202 that you like to continuously take shits without flushing until you have created a great chocolate mountain where you then piss on it to create an eruption effect #Jogon After some gay gagers saw your dick they told me they had the same reaction as that pokemon on your avatar. If you didnt understand that- people want to lick yo dick #parkerstack7 heard that child protection services used you as bait to catch the bad guys when you were younger because so many people wanted to molest you #dandoe kids in your school had to study you for biology cuz the teachers thought that every one should know the essence of life is dan doe. #burkett8975 A couple tengagers were considering you as an option to be their sex coach because you have so much game knowledge. But ultimately they decided you were too cool and would never understand their sexual struggles. #chibideidara That you like too get really high and run out to the park when there are children around, proceed to hump a tree, while trying to make the little girls believe you are tarzan so you can get some action with something other than a plant. #skyler1822 Apparently some guy gave you a STD and you started calling him Mr. Krabs #c00ldude1000 That the amount of 0s in your name is the same number of chicks you bang in a week #bigbrotherlover7 that you take a lot of breaks from the site. They said you are a man in transition still finding himself on a journey searching for your soul. Don't worry buddy I believe in you. #kewlguy789isback I heard that kewlguy789.... IS BACK BITCHES #bowling4fun My inside sources have told me you have a tattoo of a giant ear on your back and were too afraid to speak of your name in vain because you are always listening #raydog90 that you are a gentleman g #quackattack817 :O I have heard the good, the bad, and the ugly. The good is that you are not bad or ugly #jasonxtreme That ESPN sponsors your entire life #itsaustin That you are a part time instructor for a gym workout called Brazilian Butt Lift #sallyyisfabulous Word around the street is that you have a stripper pole in your room and when you are not home your father spreads butter all over it and dances on it naked. #maxi1234 that you were on quebec's worst driver along with guillomouve until you actually killed some one while driving and they had to cut you from the show #eoin heard you have cosplay outfits for every monster that has ever been on scooby doo. #finklestein123 heard that you are the greatest League player that tengaged has and will ever see. #shonaynay That you can no longer have children because while jamming out to the Miley Cyrus song "wrecking ball" you would violently thrust your balls into walls. #danger That you have the best smile on the site however you got it from forcing men to cover their dicks with toothpaste before you gave em a blow job #music You and some of your tengaged friends have a secret skype chat called the "cumraderie" where you guys go on cam and try your best to all ejaculate in sync. #kinggeek you have a method of using your balls as a ramp to pee #kelly0412 Word around town is that Kellogs and Wheaties both played you a ton of money you have ur sexy Mama K face on their cereal boxes but you declined knowing you would go on to do bigger things. #carsonworld Heard through the grapevine that you like to shoot fireworks off your crotch #thumper91 I have heard from #aquamarine 's daily reminders that you are soooooooo nice. #chad123 one of your closest peeps told me that one day you just ate a gnarly amount of chinese food and while he was in the same public restroom as you he heard a great anal eruption coming from your stall that he will forever remember. #brandt69 heard you own a remote controlled flying penis. When you visit your grandparents retirement home you like to fly it into every geezers room mtman That you have turned more people gay than madonna and britney have combined answerable rumor is that on cold nights you like to call your fat fuck buddy over because their sweat and blubber offers you warmth kayleighwinz my people have told me you slay and snatch all da weaves. I really hope they did not mean this literally. survivorofthetocans that your parents are filthy rich and own a motel chain in sweden that when translated is named Shower Shit Sleep oreo270 that you are the sunshine on a cloudy day neathery That an angel's smile is what you sell, you promise people heaven but them through hell Dumbginger I have heard you are the bomb and also that you don't like japanese people totaldramalover1234 heard you love yourself some of dat tom westman swagger fobbyiyg heard you love to get physcal crimsonteer some have said your ass is a dick because it is so mean because it is bad because you are a straight up badass hwest14 Some claim that in order to pick up men you put on a fake english accent and when you are about to cum you shout the british are cumming the british are cumming andrewweltner heard you dive so deep in the pussy that you need an oxygen mask 2beastly that you eat really delicious shrimp tacos zeptis People have stated that out of all the sexy huns on tengaged you are the mothafking hun of all da huns hun pieguy555 they say that you pie guy are one of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century pilatesgrl Many have questioned why you are on here. They said what is pilatesgrl's purpose she doesnt seem to be awkward or a loser. peterya heard you went to Hong Kong to find peace with yourself so you could focus and train to become a better league player, frooks player, and even to become a better man. thegamingdragon that you are a real heart breaker and all the ladies better watch out. austinrules6969 That you are a workout warrior with the abs of Iron Man irandomal123 you have a thing for big Bulgarian womenI don't know where I'm going vanili You don't know where your going
Only God knows where you've been
You are a devil on the run
A six gun lover
A candle in the wind spicoli You once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish. lotus The police often question you, just because they find you interesting. galaxies I heard you are louder than a lion and that you are the champion sparkinator sources have told me that you occasionally make louder than normal foot steps in the library just to see if any one looks evil_derrick heard you like to do a sh!t ton of edibles and then go to disneyland shyannemystik That you own a whip made out of the finest kangaroo leather and occasionally whip your dog with it smoothstalker12 That you watch hentai on calls and people can hear the louds screams of japanese school girls in the background
