hii everyone! rejoice! u’re all invited to my super hot and sexy under 50k views language bash. and oh yes! it is exactly what it sounds like!
so i couldn’t figure out whether to do an under 50k views theme OR a language theme next, so i said fk it we’re doing BOTH! the assignment for this week is to send a song under 50k views on youtube which is also sung in one of the languages listed below.
and another twist! these languages are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE ie only one person can send for one language AND the first person who sends for that language is the only one getting it!! so u better act QUICKLY cause i know how u girls like to click and race.
deadline is like idk take ur time but also hurry up omg
also this week is being guestjudged by the incomparable iconic ganghandedcat WOW!
yall r SAFE. everyone else is top or bottom LETS GOO !
#varlto ~ mei semones - muchuu
it always pains me to give you any sort of praise bc u're kind of horrible inside and out but this is so cute.. sometimes it rly does take some bossanova instrumentation to swoon me and win me over. like i deffo could listen to this while head over heels over someone... i feel like it ends a little abruptly but it's deffinetly a serve.
#FromAWindow ~ nicole musoni - safe side
you know i had to check release dates on this bcuz this .. is screaming like ... 2012-2015 tinashe/kelela/rochelle jordan era like it sounds ripped right out of that time of alt-rnb.. like check out literally any song from in case we die by tinashe bc it's giving THIS down... but of course i rly like that soundscape so i'm eating here. yeah this is just super cunty n pretty i rly like this. the producer in me saw ur SAFE SAFE chart and knew u'd have a BTM or a TOP placement this week and i'm gladly u opted for the latter this week. again this is a serve
#QueenMichelle ~ tove lo - 2 die 4 jax jones midnight remix
this is a bop anddd a boppy remix but it rly pales in comparison to a lot of the songs sent this week. dry2wet wouldcvv probbly got u a high tbht but it's fine this is ur vulnerability moment
#turkeylover ~ myra - very first christmas love
happy birthday baby! don't read anything else of what im about to tell u. love ya! so i can tell u were very inspired by my critique this week and i deff am like okay.. it's cuuute it's a bit of a bawp but i feel like the cheap rnb production its like idkk i wanted to levitate more and i just didn't. i was expecting more from myra very first christmas love. but it's a cute funny bop, just not the send for this week i feel...
#mathboy9 ~ dannii minogue - all i wanna do
this is insanee timing bcuz i just found out ab this song like 2 days ago... IT'S SHOOO GOOD.the mv she looks c*nt in it with the blonde wig(?) the chorus is so like odmffg ethereal amzng this is pop music like wow. the production also sounds so great in 2022 like it's just good ass music, she ate smm
#tbrown_47 ~ x ambassadors - litrost
his is a little cute. i was bald to find out they made unsteady tht's such a trrble song but this is like.. it's cute but it also doesn't go anywhere. FIVE MINUTES?? i kind of hate his voice. a swing .. and a miss. but it's a litll decent
#Slice ~ human bloom - capillary
tht intro smacked me in the face and loopd me in. this is so cute and summery n lovestruck most definetly. just so pwetty not really doing a LOT but doing enough... is what i would say ab this until that outro whacked me in the face again ok... this is c*nt. the producers highkey lowkey u out of a HIGH last week so it's great to see u bounce back after tht kind of foolishness.
#MISSimogen ~ serpentwithfeet - bless ur heart
this is just .. magestic. so powerful so pretty his VOICE... his VOICEEEEE. it's also not something i would run to listen to unless i was rlly in a place of total lovestruckness. i just love this it's so good
#oswordo3 ~ allstar weekend - hey princess
while i appreciate u going for a diff take than everyone else this week, thissound isn’t rly my thing like AT all. but it was a funny listen. i feel like in a less crowded week u mightve gotten away w this but alas…
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#varlto u'll never be good enough. u're SAFE with a HIGH placement.
#MISSimogen and #mathboy9... u guys are the winners of this challenge idkkidk i didnt want to do another handout 2 winners but this was definetly the closest race for the winning spot thus far and both of u deserved it so much this week.
which means #oswordo3 sisterim sorry but it's ur time to go. thank u for playing! i am sad u didn't last a little while longer and it rly was a case of everybody outdoing u this week. hugs so much
in memorium i shall honor…
oswordo3's BEST SUBMISSION🙏🙏🙏🙏:
ciara ~ lookin' at you ~ week one
top 13!! wow!! as im sure ur aware 13 is an unlucky number, and ihaven’t had much luck in … love .. lately…
so yes i guess tht’s the segway to this theme idk im tired but the theme is LOVESTRUCK. in this week im asking of u for a song from the point of view of a person in love. but i don’t want no chicken shitany loveydovey song NO. i want INTENSITY. i want PASSION. i want emotional DEVASTATION. it really is a broad theme but the challenge for this week is for u to make me feel something. whether that’s a rly cute loveydvoey song that’ slike aweeee first crush uwuuu<3 or a sexy number ab a burning desire for someone else or the emotional devastation when u realise something u’ve been working towards will never work out………….
anyways yes! lovestruck! simple theme! send a song! thank u! the bigger the moment the better methinks.
welcome back everyone! after a century all of u sent ur submissions and i cannot thank u enough. bc of this i get to steal each of ur characters for my netflix pilot screenplay! thank u all so much! as a reward, penny’s music taste is officially back in session, so let’s get to results!
are SAFE for this week. some of u did rly well, some of u were cute!
anyways, everyone else is the TOPS and or BOTTOMS of the week.
#tbrown_47 ~ the comet is coming - summon the fire
i had a feeling as soon as u posted this that this would be the most tbrown slay.. i had this feeling.. and yet it still managed to blow me away. this is so good! there's something kinda psychedelic and manic ab this that i felt totally matched the character traits u applied to the basan. i also liked the touch of this being an instrumental bc the character is mute, it's the little things that count! great job this week, more of this pls!
#varlto ~ judeline - en el cielo
i'll be honest ... ur creative writing left a lot to be desired comparatively speaking, but i get tht ur not a writer. truly ur placement this week relies on the song itself. call me simple but sometimes it does only take me a soft spoken girl w/autotune singing in my ears over the most gorjj reggaeton instrumental ever... this is just so pretty i can't pretend that i'm not stanning this... my fav off of what i've heard from her actually. as for ur character she's definetly not surviving the first three episodes of ghoul school the musical the series but if this is her soundtrack.. i'm inclined to stan. the judit of ghoul school omg maybe i do see it for her.. yes...
#J2999 ~ rouss, bélen aguilera - locx
this started out a little pretty i was excited... i honestly do love pegasuses(is tht the plural form? i cba searching) so obv i wanted to stan.. but i just couldn't rly get into this. honestly belen did drag it down i don't rly like her voice w/ the production i'd rather if it was just dad rouss.. the production itself is kinda weird. overall not baaaaad but definetly paled in comparison to everything else this week.
#MISSimogen ~ rada - tightrope
first off ... she's absolutely gorgeous... literally a potential mother. i was so excited to listen to this after reading ur sublime description and .. omg? im a bit blown away. i loveeeee this. the cloud rap influences on this it's so.. angelic and prtyy and addictive.. i could see myself looping this in the future. REALLY love this, great job this week
#Alexeh23 ~ lingua ignota - may failure be your noose
honestly the creature u chose for this (the onyro) is so good conceptwise that i was rly excited to see if anyone would send for this so im happy someone did! creative writing definetly is ur passion, and while the image of addison rae being visualized in my brain as i listened to this definetly gave this an extra bonus point in my book subconsciously, this is so c*nt regardless. the outro where everyone picks up and erupts like.. that's real music.
#oswordo3 ~ amy stroup - in the shadows
this just wasn't my thing at all i fear. i wasn't really keen on her voice and the instrumental did remind me of TOWN OF SALEM MUSIC .. which is always a plus in my book.. but other than that i felt like this dragged. not ur best showing me fears
#turkeylover ~ no secrets - that’s what girls do
this is so good bitch... this is SO good. the song is solid on its own but the way u connected it to the empusa absolutely sent me this is such a funny idea in my head. like im visualizing the ghoul school netflix pilot in my head where she steps out of the ghoul school train as she slomo walks out, her endless copper legs entering frame as the line "you ask me why i need 32 pairs of shoes to wear" ..... perfect execution of the theme. i'm so bald by this. u're that girl i KNEW u were. keep it up mami
#Booyahhayoob ~ within temptation - a demon’s fate
i rly appreciate u sticking through the competition!! that's the spirit. although if im being honest i rly didn't like this. i do think it fit w/ what u were going with as for ur character but genrewise this is rly not my thing:( just couldn't get into this at all
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the top 2 submissions both had me gagged for diff reasons but at the end of the day i didn’t want to pick between them so …
#MISSimogen and #turkeylover, two chicken dinners! congratulations u’re both the winners of this week.
hello my top 14 congratulations to surviving one (1) round of music taste!! unfortunately i am announcing that this is the end of penny’s music taste. thank u all for playing! this has been a very formative experience.
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instead i am setting my sights on netflix dark musical teen drama pilot featuring undead mythological legendary creatures as main characters, and since u’re all here maybe yall canhelp a girl out!
so here’s the assignment for this week, i want u to pick one of the following: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_by_type
and select a song that u feel invokes the type of legendary creature u have chosen. u can then create a character (give miss girl a name) and give me like three lines of what she’s about besides her species.
like for example, my girl’s name is beth. she is a mongolian death worm. she’s an erasmus student, she takes no sh*t from anyone and her big secret is she has an inner thigh mole. (then i send a song emblematic of beth)
so yes it’s time to get all those creative juices flowing!! two things ab this week though:
→ u cannot pick the same character type as someone else. these are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE bases so if u wanna be a Ichthyocentaur but someone else has already picked an Ichthyocentaurs it really is lights out for u as u cannot pick an Ichthyocentaur anymore.
→ go all out mawma, that wikipedia list i linked is incredibly EXTENSIVE and u can literally be anything. im just saying picking like vampire and sending maneater by nelly furtado will not get u anything but a SAFE and an eyeroll from moi at best. let’s get researching
happy creative researching + writing + song sending!! ddl is like 48-72 hours again idrc i’ll close this when everyone else has sent wdrgaf here
HELLO my beautiful girls i have listnnd to everyone's songs and im rdyy for some fknn commentary
before we start though clap clap clap to most of u. i enjoyed myself throughout like rly every single song this week (apart from my btm3/4 if im bein g honest) u all rly brought it and thank u for celebrating me. but some of u brought it more/less than others soo...
u are all........ SAFE. like i said i thoroughly mostly enjoyed myself listening to ur songs and some of u were very close to the top. keep it up mawmas but also step it up for example turkeylover.
this means that everyone else tht i didn't call.. are the tops and bottoms of the week.
#J2999: ana moura - arraial triste
as a portuguese person .......... ........ ....... and yes i did say portuguese person (!!!). as a portuguese person, honestly i don't fw fado at all most of the times unless it's like very classic amália rodrigues type shit.. i just find the genre to be vry boring unless there's something interesting being done w it. and thiss is INTERESTING mami the interest is so there i love this woman she's so cunt the production is great she is just... mother in a lot of ways. also i had never seen the music video for this THE HERLANDER CAMEO? dad. anyways yes very solid choice
#Booyahhayoob: kelly clarkson - 'because of you'
this deffo brought a lot of memories back bc my s*ster used to hog this song all over karaoke nights and she would never shutupp like omg we get it u can sing.. she's so bad anyways. i do like this song and think it is an effective ballad but compared to everything else tht was sent this just rang as an uninspired choice yk?
#mathboy9: Maki Goto - 'SOME BOYS! TOUCH'
there's nothing tht gets me going like mid00s cunty pussy kapoww jpop.. and this is exactly that. i've been meaning to check this woman out but none of her music is on spotify which fuck avex btw i fucking hate avex aevex can go d*e but before they die they need to put all their shit on STREAMING. specially this song bc this was so good.. i was gagged to find out this was a 2006 release bc i associate the soundscape of this sound w like the stuff that was coming out four five yrs later... i do think maki goto is a visionary and she created music in this sense. but yes i love this i am SO obsessed
#tbrown_47: deborah cox - september
i appreciate ur commitment to the september requirement. i like this! it's hazy, pretty and kinda drama. rly the only gripe i have with this, aside from it being almost five minutes long, is that it does pale to most of the entries sent this week. like very unmemorable compared to the caliber of songs sent this week.
#nateclove: cassie - 'long way 2 go'
i mean ... i have said multiple times i believe this to be one of the best songs of all time bc it truly is naur naur it is.. no one was doing this in fact no one else has ever done this only mother cassie ventura who i don't think gets enough respect for what she has done to the music industry and the culture at large. a BIT of an obvious choice but like .. cmon it's long way 2 go by cassie ..
#varlto: amber ais - 'pity party'
the way this started out sounding like a choices choose your story instrumental .. like that's so u in a sense. this is cute i think.. the lyrics are kinda bad .. it was giving julia michaels im just going to be vry honest. (derogatory but it goes w/o saying). it's cute soundwise though but yeah i don't think i'll b returning to this .....
#Slice: deize tigrona - 'bondage'
there's no way u could've known this but i did send this to a music league game w/ ppl in this very competition.. so if it had been one of those ppl i would have docked some points, but u didn't know which implies tht u're smart and hot and sexy like me bc this is also my fav off deize's discography. the way this goes offso severely i need to hear this live in the clubs. sooooo good
#QueenMichelle - virgen maria - 'hot'
obsessed with this and completely unironically too. i don't think i've ever dived into virgen maria's discog but this was just.. everything. so abstract so noisy it rly did felt this pussy disassociated and started levitating and doing somersaults around my room. breathtaking and rlyy gorgeous actually in the sense that
#Times_Places: - p!nk - 'so what'
bless ur heart. i don't like this song at all anymore hnestly i feel like society has progressed past the need for pink in a sense.. she made like a few cunty serves in her very very early career but then she just started doing auntie gentrified music like what happened to the arts versus the charts.. but yeah this is not my cup of tea at awll eww smelly i fear
...congratulations u are BOTH winners darlings. i truly couldn’t decide which one of these i liked best so u are both taking that blue WIN placement and going. clap clap clap
this means J2999, nateclove and Slice.. u are all safe.
as for the bottom 2 well…
Times_Places, i’m sorry my darling but u have been ELIMINATED. fly high sister.
this means tbrown_47, varlto and booyahhayoob are walking out of this week w a LOW, LOW and BTM2 placements respectively.
and that was the show omg! stay tuned for round 2 im literally about to post it
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