this week we asked the gheurls to send a song reminiscent of WINTER. some of the girls excelled... and some of the girls... well... some of the girls sent taylor swift. but actually a round of applause for the girls because not a single song missed the theme for us! you go round 1B players!
ON WITH THE RESULTS!
when i call your name please step forward...
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. #Alexeh23, #ILoveSleep, #etaco75 and #tbrown_47, you are all SAFE.
special kudos to 'shley with that essay this week.
TURKEY: Is this her dead cat because she ate this up ! I've only heard like 3 other Azealia Banks songs and they're all good and so is this! Like this is really good ! And this is more proof that she is crazy talented (emphasis on crazy... i'm so funny...) Anyways, the special effects in the music video is so funny to me ! Yeah !
PENNY: this song kind of aged like wine... honestly still holds up as one of my favorites from BWET. theres so many layers to this production and when it goes into that full on kylie pop chorus the gay in me jumps out everytime. she did that for us. for the girls. f*stive bop methinks!
TURKEY: Okay! So this song isn’t bad! It’s cute! But, like, just cute. It didn’t really stand out to me! It just kinda got lost in the sea of Taylor Swift songs this premiere had! However, I do think this will grow on me in time and I’ll probably look back and hate myself for putting this so low on my
ranking ! Sorry!
PENNY: i feel like ive always appreciated this song more than i actually enjoy it. lyrically its one of taylors best but idk its never been a GO TO taylor song for me. maybe its bc im a casual but i will say this song is good! just not a song i naturally gravitate towards i fear.
TURKEY: No because why haven't I heard this before now??? It's kinda one of the best songs ever made??? Yeah. I'm kinda in love with this. It's so cute and good. It gives off early Feburary/Valentine's day energy. But like good Valentine's day energy. Like in Elementary school where your classmates would hand out candy. Anyways, I want a heart shaped lollipop right now.
PENNY: now THIS is what im talking about. sonically this just FEEELS like a winter... maybe even a chr*smas song 2 me. one of the best loona solos (best one is obviously vamos a la playa...), such an ADORABLE little bop that i stream every winter. also thank u for not sending the carol. and bonus points for featuring the best lesbian canon couple in kpop history.
TURKEY: Okay so I saw that this is like 5 minutes long and i was like "okay sure..." and then the song started and i was like "oh this is cute!" and then Bon Iver opened his mouth. And what was a good song, was ruined. I almost closed the tab. Like, it's just so bad... Also, I just googled Bon Iver and they're a band???
PENNY: kind of the same problems i have with "back to december" ALTHOUGH i think the former is a better song. this is sonically very pretty though and maybe i moved a tad at the climax but honestly i just sat through four taylor songs so maybe this one DOES have me a bit whelmed.
TURKEY: Yeah! I was actually really surprised by this! I love the dreamy esque vocals over the cute synthpop instrumental ! Very gorgeous overall !
PENNY: now listen... dare i say probably one of my (IF NOT THEEE) favorite discovery this week? like omg i was kinda taken aback by how good this song was. the harsh electronic production coupled with the gorgeous melody? HELLO?? yeah i really enjoyed this one. maybe i -did- purchase persona 4 on steam. maybe i DID.
TURKEY: Okay, so like with Back To December, this is cute. But just cute. It also didn't stand out and Crystal is just the superior Of Monsters And Men song! It does really fit the theme though so there's that!
PENNY: while this definetly fits the theme im... kinda meh about it? on my first listen i really couldnt tell this from "crystals" apart LMAO but on repeated listens i think the former is actually the better song of the two. its fine, decent, and it DOES fit the theme but im a little underwhelmed by it.
#Oswordo3... you're safe.
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. #nateclove, CONDRAGULATIONS. You have won this round. You've earned bragging rights and the power to eliminate one of the bottom gheurls.
#Paige54, you are...
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which means, #Becksta20 and #paul028, y'all are up for ELIMINATION. #nateclove, as the winner, you are ENCOURAGED to hear out the bottom 2 and deliberating before making a decision. and I can't WAIT to see how this turns out.
hi ladies! welcome to part TWO of this exclusive double PREMIERE of turkey and penny takes miami: the song contest. EVERYONE CLAP... and say hello to this round's cast.
CAST: Alexeh23 - "Kriger" by Bendik paul028 - "evermore" by Taylor Swift, Bon Iver Becksta20 - "Winter Sound" by Of Monsters and Men Fritzyyyyy - "Ice Princess" by Azealia Banks Paige54 - "Back to December" by Taylor Swift ILoveSleep - "Crystals" by Of Monsters and Men nateclove - "Heart Attack" by LOONA etaco75 - "'tis the damn season" by Taylor Swift tbrown_47 - "Moving To Seattle" by The Material oswordo3 - "SNOWFLAKES (NARASAKI Remix) by NARASAKI
oh dear! it seems this particular batch of people got LOST in the middle of our miami tour guide and are currently stuck in a BLIZZARD. in accordance please do not be ALARMED or try to look for HELP, instead just send ur best WINTER song down below ^_^. essentially send a song that reminds u of winter basically! whether it lyrically resonates with the winter theme or it just feels winter-y to you SONICALLY, if u want to develop on that ur allowed to write a cute lil description or a 5000 word essay!! x
ALSO DON'T FUCKING SEND CHRISTMAS SONGS.
format:
--> each of u will send a BANGING hot song that fits the theme assigned to u, with every song being ranked by ur esteemed judges from best to worst every week!!
--> and for the first time in TURKEY'S SONG CONTEST history.... the winning player will have the POWER to eliminate one of the bottom 2/3 each week! what a fun twist i'm sure hasn't been used in a certain drag queen competition show of sorts!
--> make alliances! this game is both a song competition and a STRATEGY game. nnyas kill each other
notes:
--> sending big pop gewrls IS technically allowed but obvious, low effort songs WILL be downpointed over actual EFFORTS regardless of quality. i don't wanna see any fucking ladey gags!
--> if ur gonna gamebot..... don't fucking gamebot..... or do but like do it in a cute way!
--> any questions u have pls dont hesitate to mail us BOTH. :)
y'all have until this blog expires to pick a song besties! good luck and may the BEST music taste win.
