i'm waiting for my roommate to help me write this song so while i do
post your name and i'll predict you what place you'll get in your next stars and why
Bambino - 12th - After being put up once for 14th, the stars house renoms you for being a popularity threat against another woman, and you get screwed over by the 50.3 to 49.7 vote.
koolness234 - 5th - You would go unnominated until final 7, survived the initial poll with your tea spilling vlog. The remaining cast members put you up again for 5th, and your opponent who never shows their face finally posts a vlog, blowing the gays away and giving you 5th in a 53.5 to 46.5 percent vote.
SharonMaItems - 8th - After managing to go unnominated until 8th, the both sides of the stars house realize it is about time to put you up. You go up against a lower level who pulls the noob card, and you ultimately get screwed in the 56.8 to 43.2 vote.
Cheeseman2468 - 4th - After managing to only go up on the block once for 15th, you remain a strong player until final 4 when all of the players put you up against a shitty player, but popular user. You go for 4th in a 53.2 to 46.8 vote.
BengalBoy - 2nd - Breaking the 1st/6th place thing you had going on, you managed to survive 3 polls during the game. However, due to a hot real woman flaunting her hot real woman-ness, you get 2nd place, still beating an unpopular player for 3rd, in a 41.3 to 37.4 to 21.3 vote.
boicam77 - 6th - Surviving the poll twice already, Tengaged deems you as the "flavor", and you are the projected winner. At least, until the stars house puts you up against a tengaged-veteran, and you lose to him/her in a 51.0 to 49.0 vote.
#Bigbrother10101 - 3rd - The weekly raffle winner. Everyone is rooting for the underdog, nothing can hold you down. After managing to go unnominated until 6th, you beat out a popularity threat. In finals, you advocate strong for yourself, but lose to an unnominated player and a popular user, in a close vote of 35.7 to 34.3 to 30.0.
Bearface - 2nd - Tanner. A tengaged legend, a real life celebrity, makes an epic return to gaming on the site. After being nominated twice for 16th and 7th, and wooing the gays and gals away with your hot vlogs, you manage to make finals. In a close race, the only thing that kept you from the win was your haters, leading you to 2nd place in a 42.9 to 39.2 to 17.9 race.
Kiba - 9th - After surviving a poll for 15th after a split vote, you go up for 9th against a close ally when the core alliance falls apart. Your opponent spams you out, giving you 9th, in a 50.5 to 49.5 race.
EliOrtiz1234 - 15th - The stars house sees past The Midnight Crew's lies this round, and picks off the premade one by one. After being put up against a fellow member, the frookies players of tengaged are what cause your fall, in a 54.6 to 45.4 vote.
#Admir - 1st - Ah yes, finally, a TRUE tengaged legend. Only being put on the block once, you display a true balance of both perfect strategy AND popularity. You beat out one popularity threat and a flavor in a 38.9 to 36.7 to 24.4.
#TaraG - 3rd - After managing to go unnominated by wooing the stars house, in finals you get spammed out by your haters, giving you 3rd in a close race, of 35.3 to 33.4 to 31.3.
bigbrotherlover7 - 7th - After fiending off going on the block until final 7, you go up against a close ally. Unfortunately, due to their effortless attempts at stars support, such as PYNs and gift giveaways, you go in a landslide vote, of 56.6 to 43.4.
#FighterMan - 5th - After being the Stars flavor, going up for 16th, 13th, 9th, and 6th, the tengaged public decides to evict you over the player who managed to go unnominated until final 5, in a 52.1 to 47.9 vote.
lexeyjane - 1st - Lexey Jane makes her return to the Stars House WITHOUT a premade! After laying low on tengaged and managing to survive the block until final 7, the tengaged public respects you as both a player, and a real woman. You beat two flavors in a vote of 41.2 to 38.9 to 19.9.
NOTE: i got super lazy/busy around here so my responses are gonna be shorter so i can finish them all
AshlynArehart - 2nd - After displaying excellent gameplay and gaining a good amount of Stars support, you were beat out by a fellow Tengaged-vet who made their return to gaming in the same game.
BB5lover - 4th - Managing to go unnominated until final 4 with your strong gameplay, the remaining cast members finally put you up, and due to the amount of frookies hate you receive that week, you lose in a landslide poll.
MarieEve - 6th - After surviving two polls already for 16th and 10th against fellow allies, the tengaged public evicts you for 6th place in a poll against another real woman; however she makes a vlog and blows the public away.
J2999 - 3rd - Joining the game with a few close friends, you manage to dupe the rest of the stars house about your affiliation with them. Three of the core allies make final 3, but the public votes the unnominated player to win of the three of you.
TaurusMoon - 11th - After displaying strong strategy in the first six day changes and taking charge in the stars house, your run comes to an end following a split in the nominees, and your opponent spams you out for 11th place.
malachite05 - 9th - You entered simply because of your extra T$ that you felt to throw. You go up for 16th AND 12th, but luckily for you, you have a shop that week and offer to gift people for saving you. Unfortunately, Tengaged got tired of seeing you on the block and not seeing said gifts, so they gave you the boot.
Moxii - 1st - This time when you join, you are absolute ruthless. No one can mess with you. At least until the cast puts you up for 15th, and you slaughter your opponent with your killer vlog. Afterwards, the cast repeatedly tries to put you back up, but they can't do so until 5th, when you take out the popularity threat. You reach finals, and end the game off with a sweet little vlog, and winning in a landslide.
DaddyDev - 16th - The stars house, well aware of your final 2, immediately puts you up for 16th with him/her. Due to the immense amount of hate you receive, you get dicked down in the poll for 16th!
Jenna2010 - 1st - Managing to woo over the stars cast with your sweetness, you go unnominated until final 6, when you beat your opponent in a landslide poll. You then slide into finals, and closely clutch first place against two other strong players.
title says it all, if idk you then i'll probably do a first impression or something #bored
Jenna2010 - we've played a few games together, and despite us normally being on opposing sides, you remain to be such a kind and caring person regardless of the circumstances! i always see you defending your friends on blogs and stuff, we def need to talk more
#lexeyjane - miss jane, over the past few months you have become one of my best friends on this site. you're a really sweet, kind, (hot), a funny gal, and it pisses me off when people talk down on you because of your friends without getting to know you! love ya gf <3
Kiba - Joss! We met in one of Mr. Tatz's toxic skype games and we've been talking on and off since then. You're a really funny guy, we really need to talk more cuz I enjoy playing with you :)
FireWolf - As much as I reiterate this, I really appreciate you. When I made this account, I was starting fresh, and you took me under your wing and invited me to join The Wolf Pack (which is the best frat on tengaged). I met like half of my friends because of you, which I appreciate a lot. Overall, you're a really nice person, and we need more ppl like you to advance this site
FireX - Brian, you're one of the people on the site that I really don't understand why people dislike. Yeah, you spam some but you're a really nice guy and I love conversing with you! We gotta premade another pink box and make final 2 lmao
Rosemount - We don't really speak much, but when we do, then positivity is always spewing from you! I'm not really sure what occurred that made people dislike you, because you're another one of those users that simply seem kind to everyone. Keep doing you Eric, we gotta play together soon :)
DaddyDev - You're a fucking psycho, and I love it. Sometimes I like you, sometimes I hate you, and sometimes I want you to bend me over (all bromo). Overall, you're one of the funniest people I know on the site, and you're extremely good at games and uhhh yeah.
Burgerman2929292 - We've never had a real conversation before, but from what I can tell, you seem like a cool guy! Your group game seems interesting, and I wanna play it when I muster up the energy to play group games LOL; I'll shoot you a message though!
BengalBoy - Andru, you're a really funny guy and I always look forward to seeing your blogs and wisecracks in our group chats. People hate you because you're straight to the point, but I low key admire it, as that's a trait I fail at. Super sweet, and I aspire to get as much pussy as you do!
damo1990 - We've played a few games together in my time here. and I must say that you're an amazing competitor, and just super fun to play with in general. I literally have no idea why people dislike you, maybe because you call bullshit when you sense it. But I REALLY enjoy playing with and talking to you, and I hope we do it more often :)
David2560 - Jugamos juntos una o dos veces, pero nuestras conversaciones son principalmente en los PMs. Eres una persona muy agradable y muy divertida, debemos jugar juntos pronto puta :)
andalarew_2231 - You're a hilarious human being, super fun to play with and I love going on calls with you. You are also really un-problematic which is nice. We really should talk more dude!
Thumper91 - Lauren, we go way back to like 2013 when you were dating David LOL. I remember we met in a frookies and made final two together, and I was absolutely blown away that I had made a really good and loyal friend. Fast forward 6 years, we talk less but play together more often, and you're just a great person overall. You really light up this website and ily for that :)
Arris - You're a super nice person, and I'm extremely jealous of you because based off of your snapchat stories, your life is 10 times more interesting than mine (I'm speaking on behalf of the site). Overall a great guy, love seeing your presence on here!
RedFabFoxy - You've grown to be one of my best friends on here, one of the few people who I've poured my emotions out to and I really love talking to you. We relate in a lot of ways (pretty much all of them besides the fact that I'm straight), and I hope that we talk even after tengaged shuts down next month <3
rockstarr - You're a REALLY good player, amazing social game and just good at what you do. You gave me a run for the money in that one rookies we were in, but it was a really fun time and I hope to do it again :)
Violets - Aside from bottoming for hints, I don't really know you that well but your blogs are pretty funny! I will say that #Marchesa used to talk about you all the time when you gave her her first gift so if you're cool with her then you're cool with me
Cheeseman2468 - Alex, you're one of my favorite people to play with on here. I'm glad you haven't left yet, cuz I'm hoping we can take hunger or stars for another spin before you head out. Love you man, hope to speak soon :)
jacksonjoseph99 - I love talking to you, I always get so into our random conversations and they're always really deep! You're also the only person who's my age that I talk to often, so I appreciate the fact that we can relate about a lot! Too bad you're gonna get double digs in stars :s
MarieEve - You are one of my best friends on the site, and I feel bad that I'm never online to talk enough (although you do guilt trip me sometimes LOL). I'll pay you back though ;)
pinkiepie512 - We don't really talk much aside from streaks and Nosebleed, but I love calls with you and it brightens my day to watch your stories and your group game vlogs LOL #GoDawgs
boicam77 - Mr. Cameron, you have become one of my best friends on the site over the past month or so. You're just a pleasure to talk to, I love playing with you and going on calls with you and all that jazz. Love ya dude :D
sprtsgy1989 - I don't think we've ever spoken before, but I love the weeks that you are in stars and generally tend to support you :) (i love you joke blogs too)
ItsAlexia - I fucking hate you, I can't believe you broke up with me to fuck a REAL woman! You're pretty cool besides the fact that you're s... straight! You got me to listen to Reputation which is a really good album, you're one of my bestest friends on here, and I can't wait to come to Philly so we can see the Sweetener tour together!
maturo - Another one of my bestest friends on here! Despite the fact you low key wanna fuck my BFF, you're a really awesome guy and super sweet. You're also one of the few people I've opened up to about personal stuff on here, so I guess I trust you a lot too. Can't wait to see the Caps destroy the Bruins at the next home game with you!
ItsAlexia - I've only had a few interactions with Tyler, but we aren't super close and don't talk much. He seems cool though. And I really like how he's a Taylor Swift stan too!!!
maturo - Maturo thinks i hate him and i judged him without even knowing him which is really ironic considering he hates me and judged me without knowing me lol. The truth is he is right i didnt take the time to get to know him but i never said i hated him nor do i hate him. I only voted against him in stars because im actually friends with Fiona. I think it will be super obvious to Maturo who wrote this but i dont really care.
Jayglezst - I love this bitter Betty! I’m so glad that we have become what I would consider us to be, good friends! We literally have the same dirty sense of humour and it’s always fun to troll. One day I’m gonna buy that strap on!
TheSexiestDude990 - A man who has been with the site for many years and gone through much character development. From a young man who complained a lot to one of the most laid-back and genuine fellows, Julian is the kind of guy who everyone loves. He stays in every stars poll and always makes a mean bean casserole when his friends come to visit. A good man all around who everyone should aspire to be more like.
mbarnish1 - I thought he was leaving? Anyway I don’t mind him but the people he associates with are... questionable but I’m not in the position to judge
YoundAndReckless - I find him so closed to new friends, I wish I could be his friend cuz he looks really nice and loyal :]
ElectraViv - Queen of Tengaged! Love her tons, she just radiates such good energy and I love talking to her when we do. She's a great friend and person to be around.
Danger - i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Danger. u wouldnt say this shit to him on Runescape, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, smokes the best crack and creates the best skype games. yall are pathetic lol
nijoco - Extremely sensitive. Nags alot! Super nosey. But once you ge past that, he is a good friend. Very loyal and has a good heart. You learn to love him.
JetsRock12 - It's going to be super obvious who this is but idc.
I've been friends with AJ for a very long time. Always thought he was a very chill guy, easy to get along with and work with in games. Hosted him several times and it was always a blast.
About a week ago he was voted out of a game by someone I'm friends with. So he took it out on me, blowing up at me in a chat and blocking me on everything, essentially ending our friendship over a game I'm not in. It kinda stung but if that's how things are then so be it.
BengalBoy - Dru and I go way back from the millz and most people don’t know this but we’re actually dating and he’s the funniest guy I know on tengaged BY FAR
Ok love you so much king a high high highkey fave LEGEND KING ICON AMAZING, you and Duchess ugh iconic duo of the century!
An absolute king, so glad I know you, hilarious, iconic, just all round a 10/10 guy! love you bro <3
WpwSers196 - Probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I never really gotten to know him until last year, but I've learned just how genuine a guy he really is. He is also one of the most loyal people I've played games with in a while! Love ya Martin <3
Paige54 - Paige, he is the manliest man that is a man. Fr tho I haven’t really spoken to him as much, but he is a really friendly person because we have spoken a little bit. I think we should talk more lol. Stay being a manly man Paige!
GoodKaren - I don't like her as much as other people do. There is really nothing memorable about her except for that cat picture. Other than that, she is a very dull person.
