i'm waiting for my roommate to help me write this song so while i do
post your name and i'll predict you what place you'll get in your next stars and why
Bambino - 12th - After being put up once for 14th, the stars house renoms you for being a popularity threat against another woman, and you get screwed over by the 50.3 to 49.7 vote.
koolness234 - 5th - You would go unnominated until final 7, survived the initial poll with your tea spilling vlog. The remaining cast members put you up again for 5th, and your opponent who never shows their face finally posts a vlog, blowing the gays away and giving you 5th in a 53.5 to 46.5 percent vote.
SharonMaItems - 8th - After managing to go unnominated until 8th, the both sides of the stars house realize it is about time to put you up. You go up against a lower level who pulls the noob card, and you ultimately get screwed in the 56.8 to 43.2 vote.
Cheeseman2468 - 4th - After managing to only go up on the block once for 15th, you remain a strong player until final 4 when all of the players put you up against a shitty player, but popular user. You go for 4th in a 53.2 to 46.8 vote.
BengalBoy - 2nd - Breaking the 1st/6th place thing you had going on, you managed to survive 3 polls during the game. However, due to a hot real woman flaunting her hot real woman-ness, you get 2nd place, still beating an unpopular player for 3rd, in a 41.3 to 37.4 to 21.3 vote.
boicam77 - 6th - Surviving the poll twice already, Tengaged deems you as the "flavor", and you are the projected winner. At least, until the stars house puts you up against a tengaged-veteran, and you lose to him/her in a 51.0 to 49.0 vote.
#Bigbrother10101 - 3rd - The weekly raffle winner. Everyone is rooting for the underdog, nothing can hold you down. After managing to go unnominated until 6th, you beat out a popularity threat. In finals, you advocate strong for yourself, but lose to an unnominated player and a popular user, in a close vote of 35.7 to 34.3 to 30.0.
Bearface - 2nd - Tanner. A tengaged legend, a real life celebrity, makes an epic return to gaming on the site. After being nominated twice for 16th and 7th, and wooing the gays and gals away with your hot vlogs, you manage to make finals. In a close race, the only thing that kept you from the win was your haters, leading you to 2nd place in a 42.9 to 39.2 to 17.9 race.
Kiba - 9th - After surviving a poll for 15th after a split vote, you go up for 9th against a close ally when the core alliance falls apart. Your opponent spams you out, giving you 9th, in a 50.5 to 49.5 race.
EliOrtiz1234 - 15th - The stars house sees past The Midnight Crew's lies this round, and picks off the premade one by one. After being put up against a fellow member, the frookies players of tengaged are what cause your fall, in a 54.6 to 45.4 vote.
#Admir - 1st - Ah yes, finally, a TRUE tengaged legend. Only being put on the block once, you display a true balance of both perfect strategy AND popularity. You beat out one popularity threat and a flavor in a 38.9 to 36.7 to 24.4.
#TaraG - 3rd - After managing to go unnominated by wooing the stars house, in finals you get spammed out by your haters, giving you 3rd in a close race, of 35.3 to 33.4 to 31.3.
bigbrotherlover7 - 7th - After fiending off going on the block until final 7, you go up against a close ally. Unfortunately, due to their effortless attempts at stars support, such as PYNs and gift giveaways, you go in a landslide vote, of 56.6 to 43.4.
#FighterMan - 5th - After being the Stars flavor, going up for 16th, 13th, 9th, and 6th, the tengaged public decides to evict you over the player who managed to go unnominated until final 5, in a 52.1 to 47.9 vote.
lexeyjane - 1st - Lexey Jane makes her return to the Stars House WITHOUT a premade! After laying low on tengaged and managing to survive the block until final 7, the tengaged public respects you as both a player, and a real woman. You beat two flavors in a vote of 41.2 to 38.9 to 19.9.
NOTE: i got super lazy/busy around here so my responses are gonna be shorter so i can finish them all
AshlynArehart - 2nd - After displaying excellent gameplay and gaining a good amount of Stars support, you were beat out by a fellow Tengaged-vet who made their return to gaming in the same game.
BB5lover - 4th - Managing to go unnominated until final 4 with your strong gameplay, the remaining cast members finally put you up, and due to the amount of frookies hate you receive that week, you lose in a landslide poll.
MarieEve - 6th - After surviving two polls already for 16th and 10th against fellow allies, the tengaged public evicts you for 6th place in a poll against another real woman; however she makes a vlog and blows the public away.
J2999 - 3rd - Joining the game with a few close friends, you manage to dupe the rest of the stars house about your affiliation with them. Three of the core allies make final 3, but the public votes the unnominated player to win of the three of you.
TaurusMoon - 11th - After displaying strong strategy in the first six day changes and taking charge in the stars house, your run comes to an end following a split in the nominees, and your opponent spams you out for 11th place.
malachite05 - 9th - You entered simply because of your extra T$ that you felt to throw. You go up for 16th AND 12th, but luckily for you, you have a shop that week and offer to gift people for saving you. Unfortunately, Tengaged got tired of seeing you on the block and not seeing said gifts, so they gave you the boot.
Moxii - 1st - This time when you join, you are absolute ruthless. No one can mess with you. At least until the cast puts you up for 15th, and you slaughter your opponent with your killer vlog. Afterwards, the cast repeatedly tries to put you back up, but they can't do so until 5th, when you take out the popularity threat. You reach finals, and end the game off with a sweet little vlog, and winning in a landslide.
DaddyDev - 16th - The stars house, well aware of your final 2, immediately puts you up for 16th with him/her. Due to the immense amount of hate you receive, you get dicked down in the poll for 16th!
Jenna2010 - 1st - Managing to woo over the stars cast with your sweetness, you go unnominated until final 6, when you beat your opponent in a landslide poll. You then slide into finals, and closely clutch first place against two other strong players.
