Top 10 Tengaged Catfishes
1stJun 22, 2017
- On the internet you never quite know who you're talking to- and that rings even truer on a site that's 90% closeted gayboys in women's clothing. Here are some of the most memorable Tengaged Catfishes of times past.
Despite having a typical gender-faker name, KatarinaDuCouteau led many guys on under the guise of being a hot girl. Kat received gifts, romantic notes, and sexual messages from lads like LittleBrother123 and Vlad21 and even got a couple of meet-up offers before eventually being outted as a bloke.
"I'd still date him tbh." - maturo
9. Stokesy's Lie
ThePotatoMan fell deeply in love with STOKES2009, believing her to be a hot 22 year old bombshell. When he found out she was a woman nearing her 40s, he had an emotional breakdown on the blogs page (http://www.tengaged.com/blog/ThePotatoMan ) and exiled himself from Tengaged with a broken heart.
"It just isn't right to horse around with someone's heart like that." - RasCity
8. The Suite Life Of Sash and Codi
When Sash met a young girl called Codi, aka TheKid28, it was love at first type. The two started dating but things soon became awkward, as despite all the 'ily' messages Sash had never seen Codi on cam or heard her on mic. In a SHOCKING twist it turned out that Codi was actually a boy named... Cody. Although they remained survivor tribemates, the romance was dead.
"Us Codys sure know how to catfish!" - LiteCitrus
7. Una Bella Bugia
Bella777 bust onto Tengaged with an arsenal of pics of a hot 18 year old girl. She used these to attract many internet boyfriends, including two underage lads in Radiohead and rdude_1. But when she moved onto serial catfishee Sash, the truth came out as a Facebook search revealed that Bella was actually a middle-aged married woman. Once again, Sash was left heartbroken and Bella fled the site.
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on... Shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again!" - sprtsgy1989
6. Dina Tricks The Pickler
Only TRUE 90s kids will remember this one! In the early days of Tengaged, jakel0vespickler was the number one ladies man and sw33t was a young girl called dinaalin. Jake and dinaalin grew attached to eachother, but of course things went topsy turvy when Alison was revealed to be a boy called Robert. Jake posted a blog exposing Robert and expressing his heartbreak that his girlfriend turned out to be a boy. Ironically, Jake ended up being gay anyway.
"Best Tengaged relationship of 09- apart from me and KingMac." - WillyEx
5. JoshGotti and his Underage Hotty
There were a few raised eyebrows when 17 year-old JoshGotti started dating 13 year old briansuper13. But no one was prepared for quite how fucked up the relationship was.
Etienne and @tinabeena soon revealed JoshGotti wasn't 17 at all- he was actually a fat man in his 30s. What's more, he was using a fake Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator to fake his age to younguns such as Brian and RightToCensor (http://i.imgur.com/cjOTZ5B.jpg ). After being busted, Josh was rightfully pushed off the site for being a p***.
"The most dangerous Gotti since John Gotti." - JayElVeeIsBack
Whether they were merging in survivor or making stars finals together, JJJJ and Abrogate always had eachother's backs and were never shy to express their love. But things took a twist. While Abro believed JJJJ was a hot blonde girl called Jayne, he came out as a ginger boy called James. But like an M. Night Shyamalan flick, the twists weren't done there.
Shortly after dumping JJJJ, Abro came out of the closet himself. This ignited some hope for a Jamesbrogate reunion, but unfortunately Abro claimed that although he liked men, he would never date a ginger.
"He may have lost a boyfriend, but he got A bro." - jacco
Anton ( evilgenious448) was the bachelor of Tengaged- lavishing a variety of girls with compliments and gifts. One of the fine females to get this treatment was Cornelia. Over time, the two became attached and Anton even offered to pay for his newfound girlfriend to visit him in Australia. But something wasn't quite right...
In an ironic turn of events, it turned out Cornelia was the true evil genius. The young lad had used his disguise of a Gemma weave and trishy dress to attract straight male suitors, and EG had fallen right into his trap. Anton was furious- he promptly ended it with Jake and demanded he find him another girlfriend to make up for the lies.
"#relationshipgoals" - RawrItsNick
2. Heart of Stone
astone929 had a reputation for macking on girls like JourdanBabyxoxo, Pegasus1234 and Rizzo, but his most memorable relationship was with Druhhbby2. AJ claimed Alex was his lover, while she claimed he was her stalker. Nonetheless, the two shared a romantic bond- as well as nudes.
But while astone sent her dick pics of a ripped white fellow, she soon discovered via Instagram he was actually a portly black gentleman with a daughter! AJ claimed he was stoned and thought she was racist but Alex refuted his claims. It just goes to show that when it comes to e-relationships the truth isn't always black and white.
"An inspirational tale of the lengths a man will go to in his pursuit of nudes." - Brayden_
1. FighterMan And DanielleDonato
These two were a true TG power couple. Danielle loved Ahmed for his strong challenge scores and Ahmed loved Danielle for her se%y avatar. Even though people warned Fighter that DD had a D, he'd always respond by deleting their comments and sticking up for his girl.
But the truth soon cockslapped Ahmed in the face when Facebook revealed his gorgeous girlfriend was in fact a McLovin lookalike called Keith who enjoyed Cartoon p*rn. Ahmed promptly EXP0SED DanielleDonato as a bloke- something most of us knew already. Although the two broke up, Ahmed never regained his heterosexuality, instead moving on to sihz.
"Ahmed is almost as bad at spotting gender fakers as he is at Chess." - ak73
That's your lot folks but feel free to tag any other catfishers in the comments.
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