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Crystal Clear's Drag Race S1E6: Girl Group Power

May 27, 2018 by spinfur
Previously on Crystal Clear's Drag Race, following Miracle Monroe's disqualification the queens were tasked to star in an improv TV show called the "Real World Of Drag Queens" Some were able to be the drama and comedy while others were sent in a downward spiral. In the end Diamandis and Mae Haswell did extremely well however it was Jemima 4.0 who took the world by storm with her head bitch. Meanwhile Purplie got another chance and was spared from another lip sync while Janice Uganda and Miss Ophelia got put into the bottom 2. In the end the front runner Miss Ophelia got out lip synced and sent home proving anything can happen in this game.

9 queens remain who will be eliminated next?

==After Miss Ophelia's Elimination==

The queens enter the workroom shocked at the elimination, Janice looking ultra relived that she was able to take down someone who has been performing so well in the competition. She quickly wipes off Miss Ophelia's lip stick message and the queens discuss the challenge and how it's getting down to the wire.

==The Next Day==

The girls enter the work room read to get to the next challenge, and perhaps have some small talk for the Clear Mail.

Oooo Gurl she already has herses

Crystal: Hello my queens are yall ready to show your power? In fact I'm sure you're ready to spread your wings and fly away. Well make sure you're a survivor because anything could happen in this game. Just remember if you make it to the end and win the crown it will be all worth it!

Crystal Clear enters the workroom

Crystal: Hello my sickening nine queens, we're almost to the halfway mark of the competition but don't let that scare you off from your goal. For this week's maxi challenge you will be tasked in making girl groups parodying the famous girl groups that are Little Mix, Fifth Harmony, and Destiny's Child. You will each be performing in numerical order from when they were created and in the end they will come together and have a girl group battle. Jemima 4.0 and Janice Uganda you two will be team captains, while Jemima you will also assign which team does what girl group. Hope you are all ready to perform and bring a performance. Let's get to picking the teams.

Team Fifth Harmony:
Jemima 4.0
Amelia Awesome
Purrie

Team Destiny's Child:
Janice Uganda
Purplie
Diamandis

Team Little Mix:
Mae Haswell
Shelita Ham
Pussi Pink

Crystal: Good luck ladies and make this battle of the girl groups epic! Oh and on the runway you will be giving us your best red carpet look because you are all nominated for the Grammy's. Good luck ladies and don't fuck it up.

The queens get ready for this epic battle between everyone

==The Main Stage==

Crystal: Welcome to the main stage of Crystal Clear's Drag Race, tonight I challenged my queens to perform in a girl group battle honoring famous girl groups that are Little Mix, Fifth Harmony, and Destiny's Child. They will first perform live to one of the respective groups parody song, and after they will come together and have a battle similar to the riff-off from Pitch Perfect. Speaking of which buy Pitch Perfect 3 on demand and on DVD now

Crystal winks

Crystal: Now gentleman start your engines and may the best woman win!

==Runway==

The queens perform, and then they get their runway ready. Category is Red Carpet Realness

Best Look: Diamandis
Worst Look: Purrie

==Critiques==

Crystal: Wow what a performance but I have made some decisions... when I call your name please step forward. Purrie, Mae Haswell, and Shelita Ham. You three are safe but Mae Haswell and Purrie step it up because you were almost up here in a negative spotlight. You may go untuck backstage.

For the rest of you, well you six represent the tops and bottoms of the week. Let's start with the critiques.

Jemima 4.0: In this competitions you either do really well or really bad and tonight I'm afraid you did really bad. It was a risk picking fifth harmony as your team and that risk really brought you down. Your character didn't really have any personality and I'm really hate seeing you struggle throughout the whole challenge since I know you tried your hardest. I will say though your look wasn't bad but a bit basic.

Amelia Awesome: Now this is how you perfectly play a Fifth Harmony character when you were on the stage I couldn't stop looking at you and I was absolutely loving things you took to an extreme. You have been struggling this whole season and I think you finally found your footing. I really did enjoy your look tonight too so great work I'm so proud.

Janice Uganda: It was a big mistake by Jemima to give you Destiny's Child because you absolutely completely embodied them and I was thoroughly entertained. I think your team worked the best together and it shows since you played well with the other queens while your look tonight is absolutely stunning great work Janice way to go.

Purplie: I may have said your group worked well together however I feel you were just disconnected with them and wanted to your own thing. Usually I applaud individuality but you stuck out like a sore thumb and it was just hard to watch doing too much in this performance or too little when the others were performing so well. Also your look is that great either, sucks to see you struggling time and time again.

Diamandis: Okay I'm starting with your look, it's absolutely amazing, I would expect to see this worn on the red carpet by some famous celebrity, and like I'm so happy you keep listening to critiques because you are improving little by little. You're performance in this challenge was great to, you worked well with your team and your improv moments made it even better. Honestly way to go Diamandis.

Pussi Pink: Okay at this point in the competition people need to step their pussy up, and well you haven't yet. I have yet to see you shine and your performance in the challenge is very mediocre. Your look was very meh as well and like I'm waiting for you to shine but I'm tired of waiting. If this is all your got then I don't know how many chances I will give you from now on Pussi.

Thank you ladies while you untuck back stage the judges and I will make some decisions.

==Results==

Crystal: Welcome back ladies I made some decisions

Amelia Awesome, your fifth harmony performance really showed how much an Angel you are.

Diamandis, you pulled out all the Emotion that was required in this performance and even more defying the odds

Janice Uganda, your performance was quite Bootylicious if I do say so myself, and we loved every moment.

........Amelia Awesome congradulations you are the winner of this week's main challenge.

Diamandis and Janice Uganda you are safe great job.

Purplie, you are truly a Solider but this performance caused you to get shot... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.

Jemima 4.0, you tried being the BO$$ but sadly we only saw you as an intern...

Pussi Pink, We're still waiting for you to take a Cannonball into this competition don't make us wait more... I'm giving you a live line, you are safe.

Jemima 4.0 I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.

==Lip Sync==

Crystal: Two queens stand before me, prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance to Potential Breakup Song by Aly and AJ, ladies this your chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!!!! good luck and don't fuck it up.



Both queens bring it playing off of each other and otherwise giving their best damn lip sync in this extremely close race.

Crystal is laughing at this sync

Crystal: That was quite impressive ladies, however I made my decision.

Purplie, Shantay you stay

Jemima 4.0, We will miss you darling and just know that you are the best version of the Jemima household to date. Now sashay away

Jemima 4.0 leaves sadly

Crystal: To my final eight, one more elimination and we are one more elimination until the halfway mark sure you are the ones who make it to that critical moment. Now if you can't love yourself how the hell can you love somebody else. Can I get an amen?

Everyone: AMEN!

Crystal: Now let the music play!

The queens dance to the music as the eight queens leave the stage

==8 Queens Remain==

Shelita Ham ( MaryBethDaisy)
Purplie ( melindaMrskk)
Amelia Awesome ( Amnesia_)
Purrie ( FelipeS)
Pussi Pink ( FlaggedALot)
Diamandis ( Heavinni)
Mae Haswell ( Jacadeux)
Janice Uganda ( SmoothStalker12)

9th: Jemima 4.0 ( Absol)
10th: Miss Ophelia ( Rubes)
DQ: Miracle Monroe
12th: Winter Flora ( Maladus1)
13th: Constance ( nikw98)
14th: Vuhr Ginn ( XxHollyCarrotxX)

NEXT EPISODE IS THE SNATCH GAME COMMENT DOWN BELOW WHAT PERSON WOULD YOUR QUEEN WILL DO OR ELSE IM RANDOMIZING WHO THEY DO.

Comments

Dolly Parton
Sent by Jacadeux,May 27, 2018
high btm2 low safe win elim is just so good
Sent by Absol,May 27, 2018
Lady Gaga
Sent by Amnesia_,May 28, 2018
I'm so confused it kept saying purrie twice
Sent by melindaMrskk,May 28, 2018
:D
Sent by Heavinni,May 28, 2018
melindaMrskk Oh sorry about that i was tired when i wrote this so i knew there was a mistake somewhere Purplie was on the Destiny's Child team
Sent by spinfur,May 28, 2018

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