i will add just a truly wild Tengaged story that happened on here back in the day (or recently if it comes to mind as a top moment) Here's a sample to get started:
0 - One time when ShayyBayy was playing stars with snels66, he convinced her that he had a boyfriend that was a medical doctor and had her send pictures of a cyst on her boob to him to "show his boyfriend". Shay complied and supposedly got feedback from Snels. This is the same snels that also said his boyfriend was involved in a hospital shooting during that stars. A shooting that there was somehow ZERO news coverage about.
50 - Back in the day I remember being on a Skype call with corey1 in which he told a graphically detailed story about being too lazy to leave his bubble bath but having the urge to use the bathroom. Instead of drying off and draining the tub like a rational human being, he pooped IN THE TUB and then flung it into the toilet! The worst part? He said it wasn't the only time!!
100 - A lot of you probably know this one if you've been around awhile, so this is for you Tik Tok teens out there. Before he was the top notch lad that he is today, BengalBoy was a bit of a marriage ruiner! He somehow convinced #Genevere to go on camera for him and show him her breasts - even worse I'm fairly certain he might've been underage at the time! In any case, her husband found out and left her and her kids in the dust.
150 - Before marrying Jallina15, #lonlee was a bit of a scamster herself. She had apparently both had cancer and wound up in the hospital and couldn't even remember who her best friends were. Needless to say, the OC was devastated that their good friend could no longer hold a conversation with them. That was until, however, they found her back on the same Minecraft server building the same boat she was building before said incident. She kinda disappeared after that whole thing.
200 - Now a weirdly huge Trump stan, dudetb3 was once an avid Skype game player. I recall one incident in which dorkishbarbi and I were playing some sort of game with him (I don't know if it was Skype or a Tengaged game) where he was being a real weirdo. Out of NOWHERE he starts telling Dorkish that he's going to contact the police because she was making fun of his heart defect! It became a sort of running joke to say "dont make fun of my heart defect!" afterwards and I really don't know to this date if that was a serious condition.
250 - (at request of SurvivorFan37 I'll do this a bit early) This is honestly probably the #1 most ridiculous thing I ever saw someone say on this website. After drinking and driving and literally killing an elderly woman and injuring her husband, the user Inb4 thought it would be a good idea to pop onto the Tengaged dot com blogs page to inform us all that the family had forgiven him for killing their mother/grandmother. He said, and I am not making this up, that they were "okay with his manslaughter because she probably wasn't going to live much longer anyways". To this date I cannot think of a single more warped defense a person has given for their own actions.
300 - Not only was #KingMac a pedophile who Yaxha and I have not-so-affectionately labeled "Nuggets the Clown", he was also a lunatic when it came to the stunts for Stars votes. I vividly remember him playing a game and making a vlog in which he appeared to have broken into his neighbors home and then threatened in the video to KILL THE DOG if he didn't survive the poll he was up in. He did not survive and I think that from the looks of it, he didn't kill the dog as he is not in jail and still partying in LA lying about his age. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-16/refusing-to-heed-social-distancing-directives-coronavirus (Search "Malcolm Pipkins")
350 - Note I did not witness this one, but heard about it secondhand. There was a Skype call of friends all enjoying chatting or playing a game or whatever it was they were doing when suddenly the camera of lilfamousz516 turned on. To the call's horror, it was pointed down at his crotch and him jerking off was on full display! Apparently it was too late for him but when he became aware of the issue he shut his laptop in horror and when he returned he tried to play it off and blame it on...having an identical twin?? Sometimes you just gotta own it.
400 - I feel like this is a lesser talked about meetup gone wrong, but the time that dannyjr0587 met MontyBurns absolutely belongs on this list. What started out as an innocent get together turned into a hookup gone wrong when Danny revealed that while having sex Monty farted on his dick leaving some necessary cleanup! Monty left both his tv star accounts (this one and vatcheabs) and never returned to the website. Talk about embarrassment! Sometimes I wonder if he still lurks on another account here. Probably.
450 - This is less scandalous and more just ridiculous and funny, but it remains one of my absolute favorite blogs ever made to this day. Etienne decided to take it upon himself to RANK THE CONTINENTS for the blogs page. Not only did he put Africa dead last below the inhospitable Antarctica, he lists Central America as a continent better than the both of them. Screenshot included for reference: https://i.gyazo.com/178ac2f8ec706a9ba68745ad46f53a7c.png
500 - I remember many moons ago the user andychuck08 would add people on snapchat and all it would ever be were photos and videos of him doing explicit things, usually at the school or in the parking lot of where he worked. I have to imagine that he didn't monitor the people he added on there so he didn't know their exact age. Once the snaps started getting a little too weird and a little less hot, I removed it from my life completely. I wonder what happened to him. Probably dead.
550 - Wow I don't even remember the specifics of this one but I pulled this deep out of the memory bank somehow. There was a user by the name of #JoePosh on this website long long ago and I just remember him getting arrested for being like high out of his mind and being in an abandoned building pissing all over the place. SOMEONE has to have the article that was written about it. Once that happened I don't think I ever heard from him again.
600 - This one's for all you conspiracy theorists out there. My favorite Tengaged conspiracy theory will always be that the user AntNikiaBonnie was actually three people...one gay male and two women I believe. The vlogs were never exactly the same and something always just seemed...off about her. Whether it was the accent challenge video or her coming to you live outside of some house on the driveway, there was an air of mystery to that account.
650 - Who can forget when I believe it was jm101 (and probably @REDACTED) who lured poor vikejk17 onto a skype camming session in which they got him to jerk off, cum on his own hand, and then eat it for them live on video. I really gotta say those were some wild times...if any of this happened today it would be immediate cancelation I would think. Really scary times the 2010s.
700 - Truly one of the most magnificent gender fakes to this day will always be LiteCitrus being #Yoki in his pre-pubescent years. Honestly the account had EVERYONE fooled because as a wee lad Cody really did sound like the female he was portraying himself as. When he realized he'd have to come out as a male eventually and DID, the girls were left shook. To this day it still remains one of the biggest surprises for me on this website.
750 - The fake death incident that isn't Zachup, but rather allgood. I think a lot of people realized that it wasn't what it seemed...that is everyone except for #mattygeee. The sole blog on allgood's page will live on in infamy as something of pure comedic value for me. It really is one of the wildest strings of comments I will ever see on this website with #DumbGinger just magnificently trolling matty through the comments. If you want to see for yourself, here it is: https://tengaged.com/blog/allgood/2990990/ty-bday-wishes-d
800 - This one needs to continue to be said because of randomize's old spaghetti code. Back in the early days of castings, all of the following happened: When it was first released you'd die if you didn't get an apple in the first hour and the game would essentially just end. Then there was all the source code issues. I could change someone's vote value from a 3 to a 300 if I wanted to, and voted #Sassy003 out in doing so. I could change the game value from numbers to Deal and get 500k in numbers. What a mess that game was before some of the coding on this site was fixed.
850 - Of course I have to mention what is likely the most absurd Tengaged breakup to ever take place on the blogs page, that being JordanLloydFan and mrkkkkyle. After Reynolds cheated on Jamie, as was to be expected since he cheated on his actual boyfriend with Jamie and then Jamie got mad he didn't leave him for him...the following happened:
"mrkkkkyle is cute as fuck and I was into him
He had a tight hole that loved my tongue on it for hours
I made him cum 3-5 times a day when we were together, one time I only had to blow him for 30 seconds to make him bust. You sure weren’t “drugged” when you were clenching the pillows moaning in my bed for me to not stop.."
That's all that needs to be said for this.
900 - Not to drag him through the mud on this blog but there was also that time that BengalBoy married xxJaym for like a week. Its another one that doesn't get talked about enough. On the list of failed TG marriages, I feel like he's only one of like...three. What a wild guy he used to be. Still a stan though.
950 - When BioDork made the power move of all power moves and honestly did the right thing in banning this entire website back in the day only for randomize and NoelSarah to log on and reverse all of it and he lost his powers. He could have truly saved us all a lot of time if randomize had just said fuck it and let the website fall into the internet dumpster in the sky.
1000 - The time that Doolisha was "doing a planking competition and legit everyone quit after a couple minutes and two or three hours later she screams IM STILL PLANKING BY THE WAY!" or the time she babysat Justin Bieber or the time she ran a five minute mile or the time that she said her dad owned a helicopter or when she said she had COVID and was out at a bar the day later or the....
1050 - When Bluesapphire literally also faked cancer and then kind of never recovered from doing so. I feel like this was never ACTUALLY addressed in its entirety. Was there any remorse for this? Does Manda still insist to this day that this actually happened? What was the tea with this? All I know is everyone on the website fully believed she faked everything about this.
1100 - I remember vividly a time where Nicolette was playing stars and she was like "oh whoops I was supposed to go into work a while ago" and then she lost her job and later wound up marrying a member of the lads. I think they're still together to this day so I guess in the end she really did win out by staying on Tengaged just long enough??
1150 - jojo7784 literally messaged temponeptune's family on Facebook to fill them in that Bryce was actually gay! This led to quite the awkward interaction between Bryce and his family and everyone rightfully attacking Jojo at the time. The craziest thing about the whole thing? You savages still didn't give poor tempo the Stars win he has been trying to get for centuries now!
1200 - Something that is long forgotten now is that this website once had SPONSOR GAMES where you could purchase the rights to some flash game for like idk 3 days or something and get T$ off of how much people played them. They died off really fast as they weren't making anyone money, but when they first started I remember people making crazy amounts of T$ off them initially. Kinda surprised people didn't utilize them better to make a ton of charity money.
1250 - I know this is so widely known so I've refrained from putting it in here, but #zachup literally faked his own death by claiming a friend was logging into his account to post essentially a tengaged obituary, and then logging off the site forever. People found his Facebook though and the death was shortly debunked. Kinda strange to think he never returned after. If he did I'm sure he'd get an instant following.
1300 - Another one I refrained from adding was Tinabeena burning melissasinclair's clothing on a video for TG after a dramatic breakup. In general, Tina was constantly a mess on here. Her living situation was less than ideal as evidenced by dannyjr, and if you ever went on a call with her she was constantly screaming at her daughter Piper. It feels like she definitely needed a lot of help and I hope she got it if she needed it.
1350 - Anything about aHezze. Something about that boy was unhinged. I remember there were always these Blog Talk Radio shows that he would host. Then there was the "off the hezze" shirt that glitched in shops when they first came out so that almost the entire website was able to purchase one. To this day I feel like that account was a weird social experiment. I can't BELIEVE that he would just have left the site without a trace. It's all very very bizarre to me and I wish I knew more about him.
1400 - I mean another obvious thing to mention is the weird hookup details that make their way on to the blogs page whether it was TaylorStLouis blowing Gabriel24 behind a Walmart, or vikejk17 and Kaay hooking up in a Taco Bell parking lot, I feel like there was also a story about how Imthtawesom couldn't take like RoboZoe or something...idk its all bizarre and idk why you all post this nonsense for the blogs page to hear!!
1450 - Are we really gonna let go the fact that FighterMan and DanielleDonato were so close for so long only for Ahmed to not even know that he was speaking to a man the entire time. I think he's recently came out as bi or gay or something which begs the question...did he even ever care? I feel like he was truly the only person shocked by the revelations. It's like if and when LaFierceBrittany comes out as a man...you will never make me think thats a woman without proof!!
1500 - The random rise to fame of someguy123. I've never really seen the instant rise to popularity of some completely random user since. He basically joined stars and no one knew who he was. He had basically a default avatar and the entire website rallied around him and gave him a free stars win. He went up six or seven times in that game and left the cast with no option of what to do but wait for the inevitable.
1550 - Since Shay made a blog about ME it's only appropriate for me to add another story about her experiences and incompetence in working retail. Every day it was a new story whether it was her smashing a customer's salsa jar and wondering why they had the audacity to get upset, her accidentally ringing up turkeys for approximately $600 apiece and then wondering why the customer was shocked to receive a $2000 grocery bill, her manager telling her not to use the scanner anymore and having to cover it up with a piece of cardboard only for Shay to think she knew more than her manager and ripping it off and later being let go...its just a lot.
1600 - The absolute GLORY of Tengaged Court. I want the mods to bring this shit back. All reports had to be brought before the court and it just led to complete and utter mayhem in the threads of people fighting over whether someone should be banned. I really do think that mods should only take reports via thread like this. It was the literal funniest thing to ever witness on this website. It was the Jerry Springer/Maury of our day. Bring it back!!!
200 - Now a weirdly huge Trump stan, dudetb3 was once an avid Skype game player. I recall one incident in which dorkishbarbi and I were playing some sort of game with him (I don't know if it was Skype or a Tengaged game) where he was being a real weirdo. Out of NOWHERE he starts telling Dorkish that he's going to contact the police because she was making fun of his heart defect! It became a sort of running joke to say "dont make fun of my heart defect!" afterwards and I really don't know to this date if that was a serious condition.
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I COULD EXPAND ON THIS ONE..........
Im shocked Andy hasn’t been blogged about more. Also Monty farted on dannys chest or something. Danny said he was sucking his dick or eating him out I forget.
I can’t wait for
- zachup
- the live meltdown of sandizzle/minsikid’s breakup and the blogs page war
- this is probably too well known to cover but BioDork and his final day
-off the Hezze glitch (and if you remember any ahezze stories too)
550 - Wow I don't even remember the specifics of this one but I pulled this deep out of the memory bank somehow. There was a user by the name of #JoePosh on this website long long ago and I just remember him getting arrested for being like high out of his mind and being in an abandoned building pissing all over the place. SOMEONE has to have the article that was written about it. Once that happened I don't think I ever heard from him again.
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I used to be friends and later enemies and then distant co-existing tengagers with @Desire/ Beautiful/ JoePawsh.
I used to know his full name but recall he used to follow ColbyLevi on Twitter. Couldn't find Colby's twitter but did find his mugshot after he was arrested and jailed for possession of methamphetamine/controlled substances.
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Yeah I knew AntNikia on YouTube and they freely admitted to being three people sharing an account there. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Nikia on here but Ant.
oof the vikejk17 one hit me hard. As did Nikita. I loved playing stars and talking to her and i still dont know who/which one I spoke to. :( She was like iconic back then when I played stars with her.
1150 - jojo7784 literally messaged temponeptune's family on Facebook to fill them in that Bryce was actually gay! This led to quite the awkward interaction between Bryce and his family and everyone rightfully attacking Jojo at the time. The craziest thing about the whole thing? You savages still didn't give poor tempo the Stars win he has been trying to get for centuries now!
Aquamarine, you left out that this was over a MINI SKYPE GAME that I hosted, and Bryce did nothing to Jojo before this happened.
1150 - jojo7784 literally messaged temponeptune's family on Facebook to fill them in that Bryce was actually gay! This led to quite the awkward interaction between Bryce and his family and everyone rightfully attacking Jojo at the time. The craziest thing about the whole thing? You savages still didn't give poor tempo the Stars win he has been trying to get for centuries now!
