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Top 5 Tengaged Banterors Dec 20, 2020: If there's one thing we need more of on Tengaged, it's banter. While some people are out there 24/7 arguing over Gemma Weaves and taking shots over games, it's the banterors of Tengaged who keep the blogs page worth visiting. In no particumalar order, here are 5 of Tengaged's TOP Banterors that deserve some CRED.

titoburitto

People are always out to disparage Big Juan whether its for his inability to spell burrito or his ability to steal their man, but one thing you CAN *NOT* disparage this lad for is his penchant for banter. Whether titty's talking about getting dumped by Sweez or backstabbed in stars by chibideidara for the greater good, he's mastered the art of seeing and expressing the humor in absolutely everything and he deserves top respect for it.

"Haven't seen such a great buritto since the time I stopped at a food truck in Texas." - MarieTori

lemonface

I know what you're thinking lads- she's dating a British lad, OF COURSE the banter's gonna rub off on her! But ever since her crayon-exploding days, Becca's always brought a bidda bidda banter of her own to the picnic and she deserves some cred for that. Whether it's about cheaters, ass eaters, or 'File, Peter's, Becca always handles matters in a lighthearted and satirical way and even though some people give her FLAC for it, it's what Tengaged needs.

"She couldn't banter her way out of a wet paper bag." - alexclow345

Irelia

Big Rel's the typa girl who always brought just a little extra banter in her lunchbox to school just in case someone else forgot their's. A lass who's always up for a chuccle and a craccle no matter whether it's about nonces, nazis, or Samuel L. Jackson in a finely-knitted kilt. A bodacious banteror and a mainstay of the banterous Orite x posse.

"The most impressive sort I've seen since konohavillage1 sorted all 325 of his Tengaged friends in alphabetical order" - AmandaBynes

Absol

Absol might not get the attention or accolades of some of the most prominent banterors, but for indie banter fanatics, Big Abs is a cult legend. Whenever you're scrolling through the comments of a goofy dramatic TG blog and you see a comment that combines much-needed truth with razor sharp wit, you can bet a good portion of ya T-Dollars you'll see a cheeky "Sent by Absol" right underneath it.

"Absol? I thought that was Admir" - purplebb4

@PrinceVans

From his SIMP days to the modern day, The Vans Man has never stopped bantering. While some only have a concentration of around 70-80% banter in their body, this fella keeps it 99%+ pure banter 99% of the time and you'll never visit the blogs page and NOT see this chap putting out a fresh piece of banter for the cats to feed on. Top respect lad.

"He's alright" - Yawnha

HONOURABLE MENTIONS
FighterMan - when he's not breaking down over games he's on point with the sarcasm
Guigi and Maxi1234 - Bringing Canadien banter back to our schools
SurvivorFan37 - always get a good guffaw at Will's content me
Timster - another fella holding it down on the blogs page for years top respect lad
EmzThorne - this lad's a good chortle too in e
Thirteen - Brings his own patented brand of spooky banter; Points: 422 26 comments
*FINALLY* Yellow Level! [PYN Shoutouts] Dec 17, 2020: Many said I could never make it to Yellow Level. Some even said "druu? Make it to Yellow level? PAH! The mere SUGGESTION of it compels me to CHORTLE!" but lo and behold, I finally did it.

This blog is dedicated to all the Tengagers that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived on the blogs page that I was hustlin' on called the moderators on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter, and all the Tengagers in the struggle. It's all good baby baby.

Here's some PERSONAL SHOUTOUTS to those who welcomed me bacc

WpwSers196 - I'M IN THE DUEL WITH WPWSERS

Manda17_xoxo - Manda, despite joining Casting before me and having no idea who I was at first, you somehow managed to be part of a secret underground premade with me which goes to show what a top lass you are. Cheers for the gift too, appreciate you.

PrinceVans - Time to BRING BACK BANTER TO OUR BLOG PAGES

Memphis_Grizzlies - You're like mine and Vans' loyal little brother init, even though we banter you sometimes and practice WWE wrestling moves on you to toughen you up, we've still got ya back fella and you've come a *LONG* way from being The Polar Express kid.

Marwane - Marwane, at first I thought you were nothing more than an impostor. A shell of a man trying to take on the identity of another. However, when I arrived to this site as a White Level you took me in, gave me my first meal, and made sure I'd never go hungry again. Top respect.

christossss - You're a good lad

PureEssence - The essence of a sweetheart and the rebellious nature of a kid who stays up a minute or two past their bedtime. Also my fav lil geek. Appreciate u always babe.

EliotWhi - A lot of people see you as nothing more than a coked up, ketted down lunatic but to me? You're alright.

Irelia - Some people only see you as a Toontown player, a grass, and Bynesy's comedy duo, but personally to me you're a *PREMIUM* *FDA CERTIFIED* loyal sort who's saved me money and helped me in games for the first 5 minutes.

Thirteen - You have some nerve showing your face around here after missing the late night shift pal.

bunnycat - Fave Filipwaiian lass and one of my Top 3 fave BSB fans at least, glad we reconnected

skyler1822 - Six years later and you're still just as fun, f*ne, and genuine as ever. I'm still gonna need to bend you over my knee and spank you for your wrongdoings but all in all you're a good lass and I'm sure we'll have plenty of good times over the holiday period hehe.

Olympia - Pia, even though I was a bland and flavorless White Level, you picked me up, brushed the dirt off my shoulders, and told me it was going to be okay. Thanks for everything.

BlueStar - lol u r fucking sick.. Can't believe it's been half a decade since we talked we used to win every game together init

konohavillage1 - Always a good fella top respect for always keeping it real, proving entertainment and nostalgia, and sorting out the racists Ken

JustMe - Well look who it is, it's only flipping JustMe Sue! You've been just as much of a loyal friend and good girl as you were 10 years ago so there's NOT A WHOLE LOT TO SAY except it's time to go back to joking about STABBING PEOPLE RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS and the lipstick fella.

Slice - You've always been fulla entertainment ever since the days when people used to get banned for saying your name

cheritaisdelicious - Don't think you should be talkin' bout thirst traps after that Brazzers pic phwoar! Anyway even though you contradict yourself sometimes I notice you call out people for bad behavior even when it's ya mates and I respect that. Good on ya lass!

Blahblahblahblah - Pipe down lil buddy

pinkiepie512 - My oh my, it's pinkiepie! Even though you're a straight white republican male you're full of positivity and entertainment lass, always have a good chuckle with you in chats and hope you get over ya humps and keep moving forward 💪

EliotWhi - You already got one ya donkey LMAO

Washed_Ravioli - Big Zachary Rav 💪 the pioneer of the Blue Janelle Weave and a man who knows his pasta shapes. I think it's fair to say you're the man that the women want to be with and a fella who knows his way about town. Don't know ya too well yet but you seem like a GOOD FIXTURE to me

lexeyjane - You're alright

AmandaBynes - Bynesy Boy 💪 an expert on travel and a character who knows a thing or two about bantering their way through the blogs page

peterya - Peter Ya 😎 you know what pal, when I was a White Level, other people would have said "drop that bum", but you gave me respect. Top respect for keeping the blogs page poppin'

J2999 - A quintessential British Tengager who's always keeping it 💯🤘

Yawnha - Y'know what Yawn, even though you love Fortnite and Minecraft, you're a funny kid and the adults who foam at the mouth and smash their keyboards over you need to CHILL

gabrieltrezza - The Trezmeister himself 👍

semajdude - You're a humorous fellow, James!

iiGalaxyii - Almost 3 years on since we played together and you've shown you're one of the 💪STRONGEST💪 players in terms of STARs results and 🤝morals🤝

titoburitto - BIGGGGGGGG TITTY! Funny as f*cc (sorry for swaring) and self-aware- two traits many Tengagers lacc but you have in truccloads. You being here is for for grater good

Zuelke - lol mason you're mad pathetic. i tried to help you out but you still suck up to the big strong white guys because you're a loner and want their attention. lemme forget to ever give you any advice from now on because you're too clueless to take it.

Minie - Minie, while many people wouldn't have given a white level a second LOOK you saw me on the streets, gave me a jacket, and invited me to a Volrac game. Thanks for everything lass.

NicoleF - Big Eddie getting ready 💪

Insanity - Absolute INSANITY seeing you here pal but glad you're still here for the absolute banter

PrincessTeePee - You've been on Tengaged abar 25 years and ALWAYS remained nice and genuine. Top respect lass good to see ya again

Colter - The Quiche Man himself 😎 a prime piece of the Tengaged tapestry

ManniBoi - Bit like u then

joshgillespie - Josh Gillespie. A name that brings fear around the battle arenas of Roblox, around the mid-lanes of League of Legends, and around the quiet islands of Tengaged survivor. Not a man out there could defeat him.

iSandeh - A KPOP loving character who knows a thing or two about the intricacies of Disc Golf. Good on ya brother.

Dash - WHAT'SUP DASH NATION! Even though you've become a prominent Twitch streamer, you still have time for us lower levels on Tengaged. Top respect.

Chels052_ - The OG nice Canadian lass of TG glad you're back. We're doing it for our friends 🤘

Caliboy - You're a nice lad Caliboy always give me a chuckle with ya blogs

Becksta20 - Heh, glad to BE back! Y'know what Becks, even though you're an absolute BOGAN who's persistently getting MUNTED off a cheeky goonbag, you're still good in my books. Thanks for bringing Australian music to Tengaged.

David2560 - The Badboy of Barcelona. One of the nicest fellas on Tengaged mucho respeto mi amigo

Allison - YEA BOIIIII the charismatic realtor who's always got a cheeky one liner up his sleeve

SeaKing - Damon, even though I was only a mere white level, you've always shown me respect and given me mass quantities of noodles when I needed them. Top respect brother and hope everything's going well with ya

Bluejay7622 - Definitely one of my Top 3 Bluejays on Tengaged along with Blujay112 but not quite as good as Bluejay762 smh

The_Kid - The Kid! Haven't talked to you in a dog's age but you're a good kid (no pun intended) and have made a huge impact on the site by exiling the creepers and always keeping positive 💪

Kindred7 - Well well well... If it isn't my mortal enemy Kindred Jim. Just you wait till I get my hands on you pal.

Flickgamecolin - Your flick game's on point smh no one here's gna deny that hope you show the h8rz wuzup and drop 5k on Logan Paul

sprado91 - SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PRADO!

Fritzyyyyy - You're like the Nate Diaz of Tengaged only showing up bout once a year but putting on one HECK (sorry for the rude word) of an entertaining performance when you do

ANYWAY if anyone else wants a shoutout PYN and I'll see what I can do; Points: 643 51 comments
[VLOG] Why Not On BengalBoy? Dec 16, 2020: A lotta people have asked me this so, as per the advice of my friend ShayyBayy, I've made an *IN-DEPTH* detailed 26-minute VLOG explaining the issue just so there's no confusion or ambiguity. Hope everyone understands.; Points: 970 62 comments

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