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Top 5 Tengaged Banterors

1stDec 20, 2020 by druu
imageIf there's one thing we need more of on Tengaged, it's banter. While some people are out there 24/7 arguing over Gemma Weaves and taking shots over games, it's the banterors of Tengaged who keep the blogs page worth visiting. In no particumalar order, here are 5 of Tengaged's TOP Banterors that deserve some CRED.

titoburitto

People are always out to disparage Big Juan whether its for his inability to spell burrito or his ability to steal their man, but one thing you CAN *NOT* disparage this lad for is his penchant for banter. Whether titty's talking about getting dumped by Sweez or backstabbed in stars by chibideidara for the greater good, he's mastered the art of seeing and expressing the humor in absolutely everything and he deserves top respect for it.

"Haven't seen such a great buritto since the time I stopped at a food truck in Texas." - MarieTori

lemonface

I know what you're thinking lads- she's dating a British lad, OF COURSE the banter's gonna rub off on her! But ever since her crayon-exploding days, Becca's always brought a bidda bidda banter of her own to the picnic and she deserves some cred for that. Whether it's about cheaters, ass eaters, or 'File, Peter's, Becca always handles matters in a lighthearted and satirical way and even though some people give her FLAC for it, it's what Tengaged needs.

"She couldn't banter her way out of a wet paper bag." - alexclow345

Irelia

Big Rel's the typa girl who always brought just a little extra banter in her lunchbox to school just in case someone else forgot their's. A lass who's always up for a chuccle and a craccle no matter whether it's about nonces, nazis, or Samuel L. Jackson in a finely-knitted kilt. A bodacious banteror and a mainstay of the banterous Orite x posse.

"The most impressive sort I've seen since konohavillage1 sorted all 325 of his Tengaged friends in alphabetical order" - AmandaBynes

Absol

Absol might not get the attention or accolades of some of the most prominent banterors, but for indie banter fanatics, Big Abs is a cult legend. Whenever you're scrolling through the comments of a goofy dramatic TG blog and you see a comment that combines much-needed truth with razor sharp wit, you can bet a good portion of ya T-Dollars you'll see a cheeky "Sent by Absol" right underneath it.

"Absol? I thought that was Admir" - purplebb4

@PrinceVans

From his SIMP days to the modern day, The Vans Man has never stopped bantering. While some only have a concentration of around 70-80% banter in their body, this fella keeps it 99%+ pure banter 99% of the time and you'll never visit the blogs page and NOT see this chap putting out a fresh piece of banter for the cats to feed on. Top respect lad.

"He's alright" - Yawnha

HONOURABLE MENTIONS
FighterMan - when he's not breaking down over games he's on point with the sarcasm
Guigi and Maxi1234 - Bringing Canadien banter back to our schools
SurvivorFan37 - always get a good guffaw at Will's content me
Timster - another fella holding it down on the blogs page for years top respect lad
EmzThorne - this lad's a good chortle too in e
Thirteen - Brings his own patented brand of spooky banter

Comments

Memphis_Grizzlies - 6'5", hot, and has like 5 tgers thirsting over him (although hes not gay but its still flattering)
Sent by Memphis_Grizzlies,Dec 20, 2020
Maybe one day I鈥檒l get a tag in one of these blogs :(
Sent by AmandaBynes,Dec 20, 2020
Lmao this is good
Sent by Kindred7,Dec 20, 2020
Oh wait I can鈥檛 read, lovely stuff I鈥檓 part of Irelia鈥檚 tengaged history !
Sent by AmandaBynes,Dec 20, 2020
https://tengaged.com/img_p/9316968.gif
Sent by Memphis_Grizzlies,Dec 20, 2020
darn not even honorable mention
Sent by Yawnha,Dec 20, 2020
AmandaBynes LMAO word
Yawnha you'll get there kiddo, your banter is still developing
Sent by druu,Dec 20, 2020
None of them are a top tier kink blogger like I.
Sent by Blahblahblahblah,Dec 20, 2020
I think this is only the 2nd time I've been featured in a BENGAL BLOG and the first time was a made up quote.

I'm now am honorable mention. Worming my way up to the main event. Maybe another 10 years and I can do it
Sent by Timster,Dec 20, 2020
LOL top respect.

was gonna tell you to meet me at toontown central to settle this if i was not included
Sent by lemonface,Dec 20, 2020
You forgot to put yourself in that top 5
Sent by JustMe,Dec 20, 2020
Me irelia and lemonface shake our tits in a circle as we are finally seen for the potential we have
Sent by titoburitto,Dec 20, 2020
Blahblahblahblah thought you'd enjoy the humiliation init
Timster you'll get there champ. top 5 blogwhores comin soon
lemonface I will be seeing you in Corporate Clash.
JustMe i'll put you in the top 5 in a minute if you're not careful pal
Sent by druu,Dec 20, 2020
I think Amanda Bynes and I are worthy of honorable mentions!
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Dec 20, 2020
titoburitto lemonface shakes tits and does a safety dance u love to see it girls !!!
Sent by Irelia,Dec 20, 2020
thnx for the mention. TOP respect!!!

cheritaisdelicious I am sorry that u think that
Sent by Irelia,Dec 20, 2020
thanks for looking out dru! ready for my bantering career to really take off after this shoutout <3
Sent by Absol,Dec 20, 2020
lmao bitch Irelia <3
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Dec 20, 2020
You need to put a cross by PrinceVans name
Sent by konohavillage1,Dec 20, 2020
Absol? I thought that was Admir
Sent by purplebb4,Dec 20, 2020
sweez is one of the worst people i've ever met. u think u can trust someone until they deadass put the biggest knife in ur back for no reason. tito should be BLESSED that he got dumped!
Sent by iiGalaxyii,Dec 20, 2020
cries where am i
Sent by Akeria,Dec 21, 2020
mate my concentration is like a 1 LMFAO but thank you I think 馃槀
Sent by PrinceVans,Dec 21, 2020
solid list
Sent by alexclow345,Dec 21, 2020
Im robbed again
Sent by Olympia,Dec 21, 2020
Max and I deserved better
Sent by Guigi,Dec 22, 2020

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