Alright SAWCHUK55 since I've owed you a blog for about *checks watch* too fkin long I think it's about time to cover ya TOP 3 DUMB BLONDE MOMENTS.
3. THE SWERD IN THE STONE
Now look, I can handle "beeb" and "aboat" and all ya other Newfie-fangled expressions but I simply could *NOT* stand by while you tried to convince me that swords was pronounced "swerds". Pretty sure we even had to get an independent adjudicator to confirm that "swerds" is purely a Jadinism.
"That's not how we say it." - Your PureEssence friend
2. THROWING OUT YOUR FOOD
Let me tell ya Jadine you've had some MONSTROUS disasters in the kitchen (mac and cheese tho???) (?? rly tho???) but the worst of all has to be the time you threw out a whole bowl of food cuz I somehow convinced you on call that a spider had laid eggs in it smh what was all that about?
"Haven't seen such a waste of food since she kpelled my survivor tribe." - Bluejay7622
1. SCOOBY DOOBY DOOF
Of all your dumb blonde moments, the WORST (best) of all has to be the time you asked me if Scooby Doo has an English accent when it airs in the UK. As if they'd redub an entire English-language show just to make him go "alrite shaggy m8 ow bout them ghosts den" come on lass.
"She should hear Greek accent Scooby Doo!" - christossss
Honourable mention to when you tried to cheat in Monopoly by taking over the computer and forming an F2 alliance with USMC1975Recon5 to take me out.
DUMB BLONDE MOMENTS ASIDE thanks for all the blogs, calls, and chortles and for always having my bacc. You're a TOP-TIER LASS with a top-tier [CENSORED] and I appreciate you always beeb
Alright SAWCHUK55 since I've owed you a blog for about *checks watch* too fkin long I think it's about time to cover ya TOP 3 DUMB BLONDE MOMENTS.