Tengaged's Top 5 Dramatic Moments 2016
1stDec 30, 2016
- Even with the site going down the shitter, we can always rely on the blogs page for some shits and giggles! (highfive) With the mods fking off, we've seen some WiLd and WaCkY antics on the blogs page this year. Here are some that really got Tengaged's collective knickers in a twist.
We've seen some prominent Tengaged catfishers in the past, from STOKES2009 (v) to Cornelia. But just when you think Tengagers have wisened up, it happens again.
KatarinaDuCouteau came to the site pretending to be a hot Bulgarian girl. This quickly caught LittleBrother123's attention, who sent the young man saucy gifts (http://i.imgur.com/BZ1LUHw.png ) and asked to see bikini pics. Maturo also developed a fondness for the fellow, showering him in gifts and compliments.
It all took a sour turn when they found out it might be a bloke and made the most useless 'expose' blogs in TG history.
LB was so hurt he ripped his printed KatarinaDuCouteau avatar off his blow-up doll wife and made obsessive blogs about Kat for 6 months straight. He repeatedly called Kat a 15 year old gay boy- but he still wanted to meet up (https://gyazo.com/b2e3bbe4e121a73e3b078127556d7751 ).
"He gets more straight men than me!" - jenzie
4. ABORT MISSION
Gagaluv is like the crazy grandma off of Hey Arnold- one day she's smoking crack and calling out MikeRORO, the next she's crashing her motorcycle into JustMe's house. But she got WILDER than ever this year when she claimed abortions should be illegal and girls should keep their legs closed.
Lemonface stood against this, making a pro-choice blog (much to FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT's relief). She soon regretted this decision as hundreds of 12 year olds started sending her their passionate opinions on abortion. The blogs page was clogged up for days with people spamming shit like 'IT MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL BUT I THINK ABORTION IS OKAY' before people finally got over Carolyn's cheeky blog.
"The doctor said my mom shoulda had an abortion." - Danger
3. The Pegasus Shows Its Horn
Pegasus1234 has always been like that weird kid who makes airplane noises around the room in high school to get attention. Only she's homeschooled so she does it on Tengaged.
People usually let Rose do her thang and gave her an occasional pat on the head and tickle on the chin to keep her calm. But her attention seeking antics took an odd turn when she spent a week straight blogging about how badly she wants to be raped.
Druhhbby2 and carlyjordan14 finally tried to help her understand how cringeworthy her attempts were. This turned into an embarrassing episode on Tengaged, where socially inept teenagers started making fun of rape victims to get noticed for 2 minutes and a bunch of nerds claimed it was a LE MASTER TROLE xD.
Eventually people let the little critter be and she had to sink to even weirder depths to get attention. On the bright side, she gained the admiration of Ben Blogs and a Christmas card from NotAfraid.
"Why didn't I think of that?" - Brayden_
2. JesseM's Exile
For years, CutieAmy had desperately been trying to warn Tengaged of JesseM's unsavoury antics. But like the Boy Who Cried P£do, these cries fell on deaf ears.
That was all up until the Viola Davis of Tengaged, skyler1822, took a stand. After carrying out her research, she found out that JesseM had been trying it on with some young fellas. Chat logs started to emerge and people came out with stories of where JesseM touched their avatars.
At the end of the day, JesseM realised he'd never achieve his dream of winning another stars game and left the site.
"i'll fuck you up at this one I used to play this after school at my friend Zubins house in 4th grade he was indean we calld him a camel but he had all the nes games" - Gaiaphagee
1. Joshie The Child Snatcher
Whether he was dating Joseline (http://i.imgur.com/QuVIs3u.png ) or macking on Irelia, Joshie always had his eyes on a bit of clunge. But none of us realised just how raw he liked his meat.
16 year old Eliserose popped on TG one day to find mails from the 22 year old joshie1 asking to see her nude. Disgusted by the gesture, she posted them in a blog. Somehow people tried to make out Elise was in the wrong, saying weird shit like "well he may be a creeper but he's a nice guy" and coming up with obscure, irrelevant laws like "if you lived in the Nanatulu tribe of Madagascar he'd legally be able to fuck you at 12 years old!"
Just as people let the incident slip, Joshie was caught with his pants down again- this time to maturo pretending to be a 16 year old girl. Once again people responded with "well he may be a pea dough, but he's OUR pea dough."
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, mastropola got him AGAIN by pretending to be an underage girl.
At this point Joshie seems like he's legitimately too stupid to understand the implications of his actions. I'm convinced if you gave this dude a crayon he'd shove it up his rectum and wonder why it was bleeding. We can only hope he learnt a valuable lesson somewhere along the way.
"If she still wears Hello Kitty, don't ask to see her titties." - acyuta
I literally forgot the Hall of Fame even existed until I saw a bunch of angry TG geeks posting #NotMyNumberOne on the blogs page. People were disgusted by the fact unkown had reached #1 in the Tengaged HoF. BbLover96 claimed the site was ruined now a "true player" wasn't number one- because obviously playing 3000 games is a REAL test of skill.
I find unkown's journey inspiring. He always had the potential, but he never had any friends to play with. He tackled this by making his own friends- his own IMAGINARY friends. These multis helped propel him to number one. The HoF has always been there to tell us who's sacrified the most time and dignity for internet points and young Pat deserves it 100%.
"unkown has been #MyNumberOne ever since I laid eyes on him. Proud of you, sport :)" - DJ4460
I prolly missed some but anyway here's to a fun 2017 on Tengaged. CHEERS! *clinks glass against yours*
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