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Tengaged's Top 5 Dramatic Moments 2016

56 BengalBoy, Dec 30, 2016

Even with the site going down the shitter, we can always rely on the blogs page for some shits and giggles! (highfive) With the mods fking off, we've seen some WiLd and WaCkY antics on the blogs page this year. Here are some that really got Tengaged's collective knickers in a twist.
5. KatarinaDuCatfish
We've seen some prominent Tengaged catfishers in the past, from STOKES2009 (v) to Cornelia. But just when you think Tengagers have wisened up, it happens again.
KatarinaDuCouteau came to the site pretending to be a hot Bulgarian girl. This quickly caught LittleBrother123's attention, who sent the young man saucy gifts (http://i.imgur.com/BZ1LUHw.png ) and asked to see bikini pics. Maturo also developed a fondness for the fellow, showering him in gifts and compliments.
It all took a sour turn when they found out it might be a bloke and made the most useless 'expose' blogs in TG history.
LB was so hurt he ripped his printed KatarinaDuCouteau avatar off his blow-up doll wife and made obsessive blogs about Kat for 6 months straight. He repeatedly called Kat a 15 year old gay boy- but he still wanted to meet up (https://gyazo.com/b2e3bbe4e121a73e3b078127556d7751 ).
"He gets more straight men than me!" - jenzie
4. ABORT MISSION
Gagaluv is like the crazy grandma off of Hey Arnold- one day she's smoking crack and calling out MikeRORO, the next she's crashing her motorcycle into JustMe's house. But she got WILDER than ever this year when she claimed abortions should be illegal and girls should keep their legs closed.
Lemonface stood against this, making a pro-choice blog (much to FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT's relief). She soon regretted this decision as hundreds of 12 year olds started sending her their passionate opinions on abortion. The blogs page was clogged up for days with people spamming shit like 'IT MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL BUT I THINK ABORTION IS OKAY' before people finally got over Carolyn's cheeky blog.
"The doctor said my mom shoulda had an abortion." - Danger
3. The Pegasus Shows Its Horn
Pegasus1234 has always been like that weird kid who makes airplane noises around the room in high school to get attention. Only she's homeschooled so she does it on Tengaged.
People usually let Rose do her thang and gave her an occasional pat on the head and tickle on the chin to keep her calm. But her attention seeking antics took an odd turn when she spent a week straight blogging about how badly she wants to be raped.
Druhhbby2 and carlyjordan14 finally tried to help her understand how cringeworthy her attempts were. This turned into an embarrassing episode on Tengaged, where socially inept teenagers started making fun of rape victims to get noticed for 2 minutes and a bunch of nerds..