Here are the funniest mails, messages etc I received from owning a shop last week, as well as tricking people into buying a pic of a weave on a t-shirt!
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From Darriusdabest
Re: May you post again
Jul 11, 2014 16:21:24
to BengalBoy
This sucks
>not sure, it's 8:34 BFG if that helps?
>>What time is 10:34 UFC In eastern time zone
>>>UFC
>>>>Est??
>>>>>alright 10.34pm on the DOT
>>>>>>Pls all these people with gifts brought it!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Can you tell me a time and I will go buy I plss
>>>>>>>I dunno, may I?
>>>>>>>>
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Darriusdabest had an existential crisis after the confusion between Eastern Standard Time, Ultimate Fighting Championship and Big Friendly Giant caused him to question the very concept of time itself and if it even exists. Darrius never did get that design but he's still da best.
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From BigBrother_Survivor
Re: Are you gonna post something for me?
Jul 12, 2014 02:15:04
to BengalBoy
wait what so i have too post "[RDY:2:B:D-FLWRD]" in a blog?
>one more thing: i'm using a secret tengaged hack to make it so you can only see the item with a vip code, in about 3 minutes (15 minutes past the hour) you have to post this hack code in a blog "[RDY:2:B:D-FLWRD]" and the item will show up after, don't tell anyone about this please only like 7 people on tengaged know LOL
>
>>omfg thanks so much i am gonna love you forever
>>>yep 1t and i won't tell anyone pal, you've been so kind i'm doing it for *YOUR EYES ONLY*
>>>>dont tell many people please cause if it is 1t i am gonna gift someone aswell
>>>>>just for you buddy, i'm posting in 7 minutes sharp
>>>>>>I have been wanting something cool from your shop and you have only posted when i am asleep
this is confusing
Jul 12, 2014 by BigBrother_Survivor
"[RDY:2:B:D-FLWRD]"
From BigBrother_Survivor
Re: are you just making me look like an absolute fool?
Jul 12, 2014 02:36:52
to BengalBoy
it has been 10 minutes!
>funny you should say that cuz it was in fact a blonde gemma weave
>>what are you gonna post? please tell me its female hair? my friend wants female hair for her bday
>>>LOL yeah sure, 7 minutes flat
>>>>thanks for making me look like a fool can you actually post something now lol
>>>>>weird
>>>>>>it didnt work
>>>>>>>no, you gotta do it without the "speech marks" then it'll work
>>>>>>>>
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
The man with the most original name on Tengaged realised he just wasn't ready to be deflowered.
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From me
Re: You posting soon? I really need more male designs e.e
Jul 11, 2014 14:49:24
to FrozenShadow09
17 more minutes just need to sew up a hole in my sweater then i'll be right on it
>If your lying please come clean Id just really like a male design ok? I don't want to spend all dat refreshing this page...
>>it's a stubborn one i'll tell you that much
>>>oooooooooo lol im from usa ok ill just refresh page for another 10 mins lol it takes u that long to clip your toe nail?
>>>>fucked if i know i'm from uk
>>>>>So at 3:50?
>>>>>>sorry man 10 more minutes just clipping my big toenail
>>>>>>>its been 10
>>>>>>>>5 minutes flat
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
I got that big toenail off in the end but I had that annoying occurrence where you accidentally clip slightly too far in and it bleeds slightly for a few seconds then stings every time you press down on it. It's cool though it's grown back a bit since then.
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From Olaf_
Re: can you post some hair about now?
Jul 9, 2014 18:33:30
to BengalBoy
xD ok
>LOL sorry buddy i'm not posting till tomorrow
>>Ok its called: Jess and her talking bagel named bengalboy:
>>
>>Once upon a time, about 2 weeks a go, there was a girl named jess who was tired f having cereal for breakfast, so she went to the supermarket to buy some bagels. As she as Jess got home, she but one of the bagels in the toaster and t toasted... and tosated.... for a long time. Finally after the bagel was finished, Jess took a bite out of on the bagel, they she heard somthing say "ouch!" It was bengalboy the bagel! Jess took some glue and glued bengalboy back together. They then fell in love and lived happily ever after.
>>
>>THE END
>>
>>Probably not 100 words but i tired ;(
>>
>>xD @ me doing this
>>
>>>tell ya what buddy i'll post some hair right about now if you write a 100 word story about me and jessloveee
>>>>and not blog about im please im that desperate...
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From tvdude01
Re: Want to look at a couple of my designs?
Jul 9, 2014 13:14:49
to BengalBoy
dam :x dont have enough ok though
>about tree fiddy
>>for how much? if you need help gifting lmk
>>>i am a bit
>>>>are you posting like for the public?
>>>>>thanks for the offer but i'm good buddy, got plenty now
From tvdude01
Re: you know when your posting?
Jul 9, 2014 13:36:53
to BengalBoy
in 5 minutes?
>5 minutes flat.
>>
From tvdude01
Re: are you posting in 15 mins?
Jul 9, 2014 15:47:51
to BengalBoy
what time is that lol :P and for how much
>Posting in 47.7 minutes sharp.
>>
From tvdude01
Re: now..
Jul 9, 2014 22:08:52
to BengalBoy
fuck you dude
>10 more minutes on the phone to my aunty
>>now
>>>sorry man my net shut out, 15 more minutes
>>>>quit tricking me :( i keep refreshing
>>>>>sorry bro 10 more minutes just painting my nails
>>>>>>its been 10
>>>>>>>ok buddy doing it in 5 minutes flat
>>>>>>>>Can you post hair plsss
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Even after all that, tvdude01 still kept refreshing and sending me mails (http://i.imgur.com/uGWTTH0.png ). Despite all this, Antonio claims he was never fooled in the slightest and only mailed me for hours to 'see how far i would go', a bit like the time I kept checking if there was REALLY a £20 note on the floor just to see how far my friend Perry the Prankster would take it roffle! Nonetheless Antonio still managed to nab 2 or 3 designs well outside of these hours thanks to his long hard days of refreshing! The good guy always wins in the end =]
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From Danny12
Re: u still postin?
Jul 9, 2014 14:40:44
to BengalBoy
get on skype
>10 mins sharp dude
>>u have said that 3 times
>>if ur telling the truth blog it then
>>>5 minutes sharp
>>>>so in 1 minute ur postin?
>>>>>yeah man 100% deadly serious
>>>>>>serious this time?
>>>>>>>5 minutes flat
[09/07/2014 20:59:43] Survivor12: when r u postin
[09/07/2014 21:00:21] Dru: 5 minutes flat.
[09/07/2014 21:03:43] Survivor12: Dru
[09/07/2014 21:03:46] Survivor12: please be serious
[09/07/2014 21:03:49] Survivor12: im going if ur not postrin
[09/07/2014 21:03:58] Survivor12: i wanna go out with my family
[09/07/2014 21:03:59] Dru: posting in 5 minutes flat dude dead serious no joke
[09/07/2014 21:04:01] Survivor12: i have people i need to gift
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Danny had to cancel the trip to Chuck E Cheeses with his family, but it was worth it in the end as after another hour or two of refreshing he did get his hands on a 1t'er!
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From TotsTrashy
Re: pls post female lips and skin
Jul 9, 2014 14:39:48
to BengalBoy
for real dude :O yaaaaaaaaaaaaas
>alright posting them in 5 minutes flat
>>for 1 T$ big juicy tots needs to complete her AVI (;
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
nothing
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From SurvivorRocks
Re: TELL ME WHEN YOUR POSTING
Jul 9, 2014 14:16:27
to BengalBoy
ARE YOU SURE
>Posting in 5 minutes sharp.
>>5 MINS BEFORE
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
dno
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[11/07/2014 21:31:02] Dru: you have your own shops every other week why do you need to leech off mine so badly LMAO
[11/07/2014 21:31:18] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: imnot posting hair
[11/07/2014 21:31:20] Dru: just make your own 1t shop init
[11/07/2014 21:31:25] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: i am
[11/07/2014 21:31:29] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: u stole my spot
[11/07/2014 21:31:31] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: tyvm
[11/07/2014 21:31:32] Dru: LOL
[11/07/2014 21:31:33] Dru: alright
[11/07/2014 21:31:34] Dru: posting...
[11/07/2014 21:31:37] Dru: u ready?
[11/07/2014 21:31:41] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: yea
[11/07/2014 21:31:42] Dru: 3
[11/07/2014 21:31:44] Dru: 2
[11/07/2014 21:31:46] Dru: 1
[11/07/2014 21:31:47] Dru: GO!
[11/07/2014 21:32:17] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: fu
[11/07/2014 21:32:21] Dru: LMAO just playing
[11/07/2014 21:32:24] Dru: ok you ready?
[11/07/2014 21:32:27] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: stop
[11/07/2014 21:32:29] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: ;(
[11/07/2014 21:32:32] Dru: 3
[11/07/2014 21:32:34] Dru: 2
[11/07/2014 21:32:35] Dru: 1
[11/07/2014 21:32:36] Dru: GO
[11/07/2014 21:32:48] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: cryin
[11/07/2014 21:32:51] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: im gifting noobs
[11/07/2014 21:32:55] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: you should support me
[11/07/2014 21:32:57] Dru: ohhh right
[11/07/2014 21:33:02] Dru: well in that case
[11/07/2014 21:33:03] Dru: you ready?
[11/07/2014 21:33:07] Dru: 1 sec
[11/07/2014 21:33:11] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: what
[11/07/2014 21:33:14] Dru: http://www.tengaged.com/shop/snide_1373
[11/07/2014 21:33:16] Dru: ready?
[11/07/2014 21:33:21] Dru: ill count from 5 then go ok?
[11/07/2014 21:33:22] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: wait
[11/07/2014 21:33:24] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: hold on
[11/07/2014 21:33:26] Dru: alright
[11/07/2014 21:33:55] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: k ready
[11/07/2014 21:33:57] Dru: ok
[11/07/2014 21:33:58] Dru: 5
[11/07/2014 21:34:00] Dru: 4
[11/07/2014 21:34:01] Dru: 3
[11/07/2014 21:34:02] Dru: 2
[11/07/2014 21:34:03] Dru: 1
[11/07/2014 21:34:04] Dru: GO
[11/07/2014 21:34:48] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: lame
[11/07/2014 21:34:51] Dru: LMAO
[11/07/2014 21:34:54] Dru: ok no but seriously this time
[11/07/2014 21:34:59] Dru: 5
[11/07/2014 21:35:00] Dru: 4
[11/07/2014 21:35:02] Dru: 3
[11/07/2014 21:35:03] Dru: 2
[11/07/2014 21:35:05] Dru: 1
[11/07/2014 21:35:06] Dru: GO
[11/07/2014 21:35:26] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: bulyy
[11/07/2014 21:35:48] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: i only wanna gift
[11/07/2014 21:35:48] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: FrozenShadow09
[11/07/2014 21:35:52] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: and Rivoux
[11/07/2014 21:35:57] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: they both don't have ahir
[11/07/2014 21:36:01] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: you should be nice to me
[11/07/2014 21:36:06] Dru: alright! keep your hair on!
[11/07/2014 21:38:20] Dru: u got the link up?
[11/07/2014 21:38:30] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: yes
[11/07/2014 21:38:41] Dru: 3
[11/07/2014 21:38:43] Dru: 2
[11/07/2014 21:38:45] Dru: 1
[11/07/2014 21:38:46] Dru: GO
[11/07/2014 21:39:16] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: lame
[11/07/2014 21:39:20] Dru: LOL
[11/07/2014 21:39:24] Dru: im posting at the top of the hour
[11/07/2014 21:39:31] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: my hands hurt
[11/07/2014 21:39:34] Minie Heart's Brendan & Brian & Alex =]: after refreshing
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Mihirinie took her laptop to the computer repair store the next day in order to fix her broken F5 key!
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From gloss13
Re: can you tell me when your gonna post. like a 2 minute heads up
Jul 13, 2014 18:59:12
to BengalBoy
i waited 30 mins for you to post ): please hurry
>>what are you the fuckin' time police?
>>>its been 5 mins
>>>>posting in 5 minutes flat
From me
Re: please post now. please bengal.
Jul 14, 2014 20:39:37
to gloss13
write a 2 paragraph blog about my friend dmann and i'll post
From gloss13
Re: time to post :D
Jul 14, 2014 21:01:26
to BengalBoy
wow -_- you made me leave the page
>alright buddy i posted it, it's in the VIP area so to see it you have to go to my shop page, hold down Alt and press F4 at the top of your keyboard
>Happy shopping! =]
>>yes :D
>>>is it?
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Gloss found out what Alt+F4 actually does!
this is honestly the maddest i have ever been on here
Jul 14, 2014 by cody_
From me
Re: i know it means nothing to you
Jul 14, 2014 23:21:20
to cody_
that's beautiful buddy, good luck with your shop
>its 1000 t's. i was saving for a shop. which i always gift with. i dont care about the designs. i like making people happy with them because i know how much others care
>>LMAO it's a design calm down fella
>>>but when i joined this site and first saw how popular and good you were, i looked up to you. you just lost all respect from me-which was a lot. not that you care. jerk
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
It's unclear whether these two grown men ever finished crying over blonde wigs and virtual monies, but they learnt never to purchase without trying it on and checking the price tag first again!
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Mikey_Elite bought a Dirty pic of Allie's Mom from shop SNiDE
Vixanu bought a Dirty pic of Allie's Mom from shop SNiDE
tvdude01 bought a Dirty pic of Allie's Mom from shop SNiDE
Radiohead bought a Dirty pic of Allie's Mom from shop SNiDE
unkown bought a bottle of nipple enhancing pills from shop SNiDE
Beer bought a bottle of nipple enhancing pills from shop SNiDE
jacksonjoseph99 bought a bottle of nipple enhancing pills from shop SNiDE
Dusty12910 bought a bottle of nipple enhancing pills from shop SNiDE
Bridgette77 bought a bottle of nipple enhancing pills from shop SNiDE
From Aloha
things u could name your next stock
Jul 10, 2014 03:45:14
to BengalBoy
A one way ticket out of the closet
The undead corpse of TheThomas
A better personality
A box of extra small condoms
LMFAO bengalboy has done it again. I honestly laugh every time i read one of his blogs. this is hilarious. I honestly want to follow in his steps and see how much hate i get when he is loved
[11/07/2014 22:05:47] Tanner 3's Lexi: post sumtin else m8
[11/07/2014 22:09:44] Dru: alright
[11/07/2014 22:09:48] Dru: tron hoodie in 5 minutes flat
[11/07/2014 22:13:55] Tanner 3's Lexi: don't be trickin me and make me break my f5 button!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
[11/07/2014 22:14:08] Dru: LOL
[11/07/2014 22:15:07] Tanner 3's Lexi: HEY
[11/07/2014 22:15:14] Tanner 3's Lexi: I DONT SEE NO TRON HOODIE
[11/07/2014 22:15:22] Tanner 3's Lexi: U GOT SUM EXPLAININ
[11/07/2014 22:18:58] Dru: LOL
[11/07/2014 22:19:37] Tanner 3's Lexi: |-(
Once upon a time, about 2 weeks a go, there was a girl named jess who was tired f having cereal for breakfast, so she went to the supermarket to buy some bagels. As she as Jess got home, she but one of the bagels in the toaster and t toasted... and tosated.... for a long time. Finally after the bagel was finished, Jess took a bite out of on the bagel, they she heard somthing say "ouch!" It was bengalboy the bagel! Jess took some glue and glued bengalboy back together. They then fell in love and lived happily ever after
LMAO
I think this blog teaches us that whenever you say "5 minutes sharp", you are joking!
But seriously, you gave like 30 stock for 1T$ while nobody but diva1 does that and they still get so mad at your prank lmao they should get a shop and just post for the public, if they really wat to complain tbh!
Keep it up m8, great shop!
[09/07/2014 21:03:49] Survivor12: im going if ur not postrin
[09/07/2014 21:03:58] Survivor12: i wanna go out with my family
[09/07/2014 21:03:59] Dru: posting in 5 minutes flat dude dead serious no joke
[09/07/2014 21:04:01] Survivor12: i have people i need to gift
Here are the funniest mails, messages etc I received from owning a shop last week, as well as tricking people into buying a pic of a weave on a t-shirt!