Once again it's that time of the year when the sun is shining, the pussy is flowing and we're all pondering- which Tengaged man has been luring the ladies this year?
In past years we've seen such pussy slayers as zachboy967 and of course SurvivorRocks achieve the crown of Tengaged's top P!MP, but P!MPING is a full time job and hard work beats talent when talent refuses to work hard. Arguably, this year's P!MP P!MPs harder than anyone else. Who could it be?
tenacious__tim
One thing's for sure, this guy knows how to |P |!| ||\/|| |P, and it's clear for everyone to see from his interactions with the finest pieces of poontang on Tengaged. But hey! Hey! Don't take my word for it- here's what the girls had to say...
"Tenacious Tim can give me some of that Tenacious D nam sayin' ;)" - bunnycat
"I wasn't interested at first, but after his 2 minute joke vlog and the se%y things he said, how could I possibly resist?" - owlb0ned
"Tim is the Noah to my Allie, the Deadpool to my Carlysle Copycat and the Simba to my Nala. He showed me that chivalry isn't dead and suffice it to say, I'd make my pussy clap for him any day!" - Irelia
"Tim knows how to make me feel like a real woman!" - AlyssaB
"I used to be asexual... Not since Tim came along ;)" - Yoshitomi
"Does he main Lux in League of Legends? Because I... Felt a spark ;)" - Minie
"Tenacious Tim has #SWAG, there's just something so sexy about him smh ;)" - skyler1822
"He's certainly a handsome fellow! Looks like SuperFreak after a few steak dinners and a bit of rogaine!" - xoxokaci1
"YASSSSSSS PAPA TIM GIVE IT TO ME" - jenzie
"I wouldn't mind a bit of Harry Potter roleplay where I could use his magic wand ;)" - Teddybear
"When my nudes were leaked I felt lonely and confused. That was until Tenacious Tim, attorney at law, took on my case pro-bono and fought for my justice. A true white knight in shining armour- one thing's for sure, from now on I'll be giving my nudes to one man and one man only. Tenacious Tim." - Kaylabby
"Tenacious Tim Can pollinate my flower anytime ;)" - Pegasus1234
"I hate this dude for taking all the Tengaged pussy away from me" - BostonRob_
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
Congratulations Tim, all that P!MPING has paid off and amidst all the pussy you've accrued, you..
6 CarsonWorld, Oct 1, 2015
Now I can finally watch PG-13 movies yess!!!
#swag
#yolo
Thirteen here I AM!
EDIT: jk lol
less than the during of the song Dear Darling - Olly Murs
To trim my beard, and sharpen/shave the sides/edges!
#swag tbh
2 chhsfreshman2009, Oct 22, 2014
I bet they're just jealous of the #swag that gay people have.
One of Tengaged's most important features is the "Top Fashionista" section on the HoF, showing the Tengager who's dressed their little avatar in the best online garments. But if we have kids spending hundreds of their parents money on dressing their gaming avatar well, they must dress EVEN better I.R.L. (in real life) right? Let's have a look.
SurvivorRocks
http://i.imgur.com/pAQlqd5.png
Black Ben has gone for a lovely little get up here, it may not be the most upmarket of outfits, but Ben has miles of swag, and #SWAG don't come for free. With attire like this it's not hard to see why he stopped in the school toilet to take a selfie!
"It's not a surprise he's one of Tengaged's all time top P!MPs with style like this!" - SexyTex
"Hey I used to use those headphones on my Commodore 64!" - JustMe
"I love how he's colour matched his vest with his sandals! #FASHION" - AllieBoBallie
Radiohead
http://i.imgur.com/kF7rJ64.png
Fat Paddy has gone for the perfect form fitting threads here as he heads out to his senior prom. For those wondering, no this is NOT Elton John, Paddy is merely a very convincing lookalike.
"He's still standing better than he ever did!" - etaco75
"Phwoar! I wouldn't go breaking HIS heart!" - gagaluv
"There's just something about the way he looks tonight ;)" - coreyants
RightToCensor
http://i.imgur.com/kYCC3PZ.png
Whether you love him or hate him, whether you enjoy his singing or think it's bollocks, there's one thing you can't knock about Eric Haarer: his style. As seen here he really meshes a bunch of different styles which don't clash at all, like a male Lady Gaga.
"I've even coped with his gothic Aphrodite Starchild shit, I'm his biggest fan!" - realityfreek
"Nothing turns me on more than a man who knows how to dress!" - PrincessTeePee
"Wow, he can sing, he can dance, he can act AND he's stylish?" - Lucinda
likevines20
http://i.imgur.com/IwNuwUY.png
Best thing about a senior citizen dying next door to you? FREE HAND ME DOWNS! Like Vines tries it all on, and just like with Black Ben, it aint about the cost, it aint about the brand, it's about how you pull it off. When you see this it's no wonder she was able to bag the sexiest dude of them all- TheSexiestDude990.
"Wow! And I thought I was a hot ginger!" - HollySandwich
"Her shade of ginger hair is even rarer than mine!" - jessloveee
"Hey! Those are my mom's clothes!" - Thumper91
dannyjr0587
http://i.imgur.com/Pf5rt4S.png
Danny Jr keeps it simple, heck, the most expensive item is his underwear. Alright, so the suspenders may be a bit..
1 CardinalsFan23, May 27, 2014
I just realized I can buy purple.. But I'm going to save up 2 more karma and some more money and buy purple and red in one day #swag #getlikeme #jkisuck
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0 2535tmoney, Mar 1, 2014
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-152458/pikachu-your-shoulder-original
it's swaggy for you pokemon fans
#Swag
#Design
#Casting
