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Zuelke
14

[S1E13] TBC Survivor - "The Finale"

3 Zuelke, May 5, 2020

TBC Survivor: The Finale
#TBCSurvivor
from 16, only 4 remain.
andrew began the game in the majority alliance of the yes ma'am tribe.  throughout the beginning of the game, he stayed under the radar and voted with whatever the majority decided.  come merge, andrew's cover was blown as he and rj had a major falling out.  he took swift action and made an ultimatum to his alliance to vote rj, despite their wishes to vote out jenzie, and it worked.  with his biggest rival out of the running, andrew played comfortably from behind the scenes, crafting scheme after scheme to land himself in the final 4.
eli began the game in the same alliance, with himself, darrius, and deshon at the core.  the three began the game as a unit, and being assuredly in the majority, eli was not afraid to pick fights with the minority.  upon going to tribal for the first time, however, eli was blindsided as his closest confidante in silver was voted out by his supposed allies.  from then on, eli kept a low profile, feigning a truce with his now biggest rival darrius in order to keep numbers on his side.  at the final 7, eli took the opportunity to exact his revenge and voted darrius out.  though down in the numbers, he persevered and kept to himself, letting the lategame paranoia and conflicts of interest between his other tribemates form a crack between them, one that eli slid through with ease.
julie started the game with the roughest landing of all.  she cost her tribe the first immunity challenge and annoyed her cliquey tribemates.  miraculously, however, she happened upon an idol that would end up deterring what would've been a unanimous vote to eliminate her.   wasting her idol at the very next tribal, she lead her tribemates to disregard her in favor of settling the squabbles that arose from the split vote at the first tribal.  at the merge, julie made her rivalries clear;  she always wrote jenz's name, save for jason's elimination.  julie--intentionally or unintentionally--used her consistency and na茂vete to endear herself to enough of her fellow castaways that she was never a viable choice to vote out at the merge, earning herself a spot in the finale.
nicholas started off the game with two close allies: montana and tito.  the three were pegged on the spot, and nicholas saw both of their torches snuffed by the final 12.  on the bottom of his dwindling tribe, he was saved by a tribe swap that landed him in a tribe of fresh faces.  he used the opportunity to form new connections, giving him a lot of leverage come merge.   despite being one of only two of the original ya mama tribe members left at the final 9, he used his connections to gather information and influence a lot of the votes.   nicholas used his charisma to navigate through tribal and tribal, reaching the final 4 without ever having his name written down.
only one of these players will be the sole survivor and receive the 1 million t$ prize.  who will it be?  find out now on the finale..

Zuelke
13

[S1E12] TBC Survivor - "So Are We Voting..

0 Zuelke, May 2, 2020

TBC Survivor Episode 12
#TBCSurvivor
THE BREAKFAST TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Eli skylord
Jenzie Jenzie
Julie Pampered81
Nicholas fabulousbunny
6th: Jason #Dash (3-2-1) [Yes Ma'am/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
7th: Darrius #darriusdabest (3*-2-2) [Yes Ma'am/Yes Ma'am/The Breakfast Tribe]
8th: Colin #flickgamecolin (Walked) [Yes Ma'am/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
9th: Deshon #deshonBANNEDISBACK (3-3-1-1-1; 4-3) [Yes Ma'am/Yes Ma'am/The Breakfast Tribe]
10th: RJ #Danger (5-3-1-1) [Ya Mama/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
11th: Luke #yoboyy_luke (4-1*) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1*-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL)
eli (cf):  idk how im still here but hey
nicholas (cf):  with jason gone i think everyone has a fair shake at the immunity challenge now! 
jenz (cf):  oops!  i didnt mean for jason to go home.   we shouldve voted eli...
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  greetings everyone!  this challenge is called "sprint" and here's how it works: sprint 40 yards the fastest person wins ok go.
*andrew reaches the finish line*
mama z:  ANDREW WINS INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY!
andrew:  *shakes*
(BACK AT CAMP)
jenz (cf):  for two rounds in a row ive voted differently than my alliance, so i really need to see where i stand with my girls!
*jenz approaches andrew and nick*
jenz:  hey poohs.
nicholas:  hey girly
jenz:  so are we voting together or what?
nicholas:  i mean im voting eli, it's up to you if you want to vote with us or not.
jenz:  i honestly dont care who goes, i just wanna make sure it isnt one of us!
nicholas:  cute!
*camera pans to eli eavesdropping behind a tree*
eli (cf):  if this was last round i wouldve just packed my things and called it quits, but i am way too close to the crown to give up now.  jason used his idol so i know it has to be lurking around the woods somehwere!
*eli spots the idol under a rock*
eli (cf):  boom bitch.  watch them try me now.
(LATER THAT DAY...)
nicholas (cf):  eli has been awfully distant... it seems like he's given up.  im worried he might have an idol and is just trying to bait us.
*nick approaches eli*
nicholas:  hey hon!  who you voting?
eli:  not you.  julie, though...
nicholas:  what did you hear from her?
eli:  nothing.  just that she's irritated you're always keeping jenz around.
nicholas (cf):  what?  why would julie be irritated with me?  if anything she should be grateful that ive bent my back to keep her ass.
nicholas:  ill have to talk with her
random producer:  ok it's time to go to tribal
nicholas:  what?!  it's still daylight out!
random producer:  not my rules
nicholas (cf):  now i wont be able to know what's going..

Zuelke
13

[S1E11] TBC Survivor - "Big Mama Moves..

0 Zuelke, May 1, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
THE BREAKFAST TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Julie Pampered81
Nicholas fabulousbunny
7th: Darrius #darriusdabest (3*-2-2) [Yes Ma'am/Yes Ma'am/The Breakfast Tribe]
8th: Colin #flickgamecolin (Walked) [Yes Ma'am/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
9th: Deshon #deshonBANNEDISBACK (3-3-1-1-1; 4-3) [Yes Ma'am/Yes Ma'am/The Breakfast Tribe]
10th: RJ #Danger (5-3-1-1) [Ya Mama/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
11th: Luke #yoboyy_luke (4-1*) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1*-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL)
nicholas (cf):  darrius is out...i cant believe andrew and i pulled that off.
jenz:  why the fuck did you guys do that... i want julie out of here!!
julie:  (cry) why want me leave all time
jenz:  nick your ass is grass this round!
nicholas:  calm down jenz, it's just a game
jason (cf):  i instinctually saved jenna with my idol bc i need her number on my side.  i think the idol wouldve been effectively useless if i hadnt done that. 
nicholas (cf):  i know miss jenzie is mad at me but i have to do what i have to do!  with jenzie and julie feuding with each other i can basically assure that neither of them can ever vote me out.
(THE NEXT MORNING)
*nicholas gathers jenz, andrew, and julie*
nicholas:  hey girls so i really would like if the four of us were in the final 4 together.
jenz:  ARE YOU KIDDING ME??  NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME BE IN AN ALLIANCE WITH HER?  it would've been better with just us 3
julie: >:(
andrew:  julie is sooo good
nicholas:  dont you hate eli just as much?
*camera pans to eli picking his teeth with a stick*
jenz:  ya true.
nicholas:  ok then we can just get him out this round then.  i dont think it would make much of a difference.
jenz (cf):  idk what kind of game nicholas is trying to play here but it isnt working with me!  i know he is ya mama strong and i will take julie out if it's the last thing i do!
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  hello everyone, welcome to the immunity challenge!  this challenge is called push a ball and here's how it works;  you will all push a ball and the person who pushes their ball the farthest wins!  ok go.
*jenzie pushes it the farthest*
mama z:  CONGRATULATIONS JENZ YOU HAVE WON INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY!
jenz:  YAS!  try to vote me now, jules!
(BACK AT CAMP)
*jenz approaches jason*
jenz:  sis we need to vote julie this time.
jason:  ok.  will we have the votes?
jenz:  idk, but julie, nicholas, and andrew are all voting eli.  this can just be sort of a plan b in case eli has found the idol.
jason:  alrighty.
(MEANWHILE)
*julie and eli convene*
julie: who vote, they vote..

Zuelke
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[S1E10] TBC Survivor - "Big Mama..

3 Zuelke, Apr 30, 2020

TBC Survivor Episode 10
#TBCSurvivor
THE BREAKFAST TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Darrius darriusdabest
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Julie Pampered81
Nicholas fabulousbunny
8th: Colin #flickgamecolin (Walked) [Yes Ma'am/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
9th: Deshon #deshonBANNEDISBACK (3-3-1-1-1; 4-3) [Yes Ma'am/Yes Ma'am/The Breakfast Tribe]
10th: RJ #Danger (5-3-1-1) [Ya Mama/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
11th: Luke #yoboyy_luke (4-1*) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1*-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL)
julie (cf):  colin be rude be quit.  i vote him anyway *chuckles softly*
nicholas (cf):  with colin gone, i think im firmly in the middle of two sides.  one side is andrew, jenz, and jason.  the other side is darrius, eli, and julie.  if i play my cards right i can choose who goes home!  *shimmies gayly*
(NEXT MORNING)
*darrius and eli meet by the campfire*
darrius:  so what's tea... was i going home last night?
eli: mmm... yes.
darrius:  girl we need to get over this back and forth between us.  if we keep it up we'll both be out the door sitting on the jury.
eli: mhmmm...
darrius:  we need to f2 this bitch.  u in?
*darrius holds out his pinky*
eli: ok
*they pinkie swear*
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  hello everyone!  welcome to the immunity challenge.  this challenge is called "icebreaker" and here's how it works.  you must smash a big ice cube.  first person to break their ice cube and retrieve the immunity necklace wins!  ok go
*jason breaks it*
mama z:  JASON WINS IMMUNITY!
(BACK AT THE TRIBE)
jenz:  congrats jason!
jason:  thanks =]
*jenz pulls jason, andrew, and nick aside*
jenz:  can we pleeeease get rid of julie already?
*camera pans to julie making a zen garden in the beach sand*
jenz: ...she is so annoying and makes me uncomfortable.
jason:  im down
nicholas:  can we get rid of darrius tho?  he's a bigger threat in the long run
jenz:  i honestly cant stand julie anymore.  she shouldve gone home first, idk how the fuck she got this far but i cant take one more second of it.  her presence is grating.
andrew:  ok let's vote the bitch
(meanwhile...)
*darrius, eli, and julie convene*
darrius, eli, julie:  *in unison*  jenzie must go.
*nicholas approaches*
nicholas:  hey, hey, hey!
eli:  can we help you...?
nicholas:  just wondering... who you guys voting for?
eli:  it ain't you, so calm down.
nicholas:  splendid!  but like, who specifically...
julie:  jenz a bitch, i vote jenz
nicholas:  as i suspected... ok thx!
*nicholas trots off*
(cut to the woods)
*andrew is collecting palm fronds alone when..

Zuelke
48

[S1E9] TBC Survivor - "A Snake's..

1 Zuelke, Apr 28, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
THE BREAKFAST TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Julie Pampered81
Nicholas fabulousbunny
9th: Deshon #deshonBANNEDISBACK (3-3-1-1-1; 4-3) [Yes Ma'am/Yes Ma'am/The Breakfast Tribe]
10th: RJ #Danger (5-3-1-1) [Ya Mama/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
11th: Luke #yoboyy_luke (4-1*) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1*-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL)
darrius (cf): deshon was just voted out... awkward!  i was hoping eli would get the chop and not him.
nicholas:  did you guys notice that darrius voted jenz even tho he told all of us he wanted to go after deshon or eli?
darrius:  girl how do you know how i voted?
eli:  oh so miss darrius was scheming huh
nicholas:  julie and eli both did so there had to be one more vote against jenz and that was you
darrius:  it was prolly colin who voted jenz.
colin:  i would never vote against jenz.  she's my queen.
darrius:  OH!  so you betrayed your day 1 alliance huh?
colin:  you're the one who made a 7 person alliance to target your best friends.
eli:  interesting.  im taking notes.
darrius:  i did what i had to do.  i just dont think you should be flying under the radar when you do the exact same shit as me.  only difference is i voted on the wrong side.
colin (cf):  darrius came after me out of nowhere.  i thought i was cool with him...
nicholas (cf):  colin is suuuuper annoying and darrius is right, but no one is voting for colin in the end.
colin:  whatever fuck you all, fuck you jenzie im going to bed
jenz:  WHAT?
*colin stomps off*
darrius:  i got caught being shady but if i press all the right buttons, i can get colin's ass out instead of me this tribal.  we love to see it.
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  ok everyone welcome to the immunity challenge.  this challenge is called "a snake's diet" and here's how it works.  you will all consume dead animals whole and in phases WITHOUT chewing and the person who consumes the most dead animals wins.
andrew:  yeah im not doing that.  *sits out*
mama z:  ok everyone, a simple first round.  a dead mouse!
*everyone swallows the dead mouse*
mama z: ok excellent.  next up:  a cow penis!
*julie can't do it*
mama z: ok julie is out!  next up, a goat head!
*jenzie, jason, eli, and nicholas are out*
mama z: we're down to colin vs darrius...  mouths at the ready?
colin:  :O
darrius:  :O
mama z:  let's see who im fact is the biggest snake in the game... i want you to consume an entire mongoose!
*colin swallows the whole thing without difficulty*
darrius:  i give up..

Zuelke
69

[S1E8] TBC Survivor - "Operation: Betray..

5 Zuelke, Apr 27, 2020

TBC Survivor Episode 8
#TBCSurvivor
THE BREAKFAST TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonBANNEDISBACK
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Julie Pampered81
Nicholas fabulousbunny
10th: RJ #Danger (5-3-1-1) [Ya Mama/Ya Mama/The Breakfast Tribe]
11th: Luke #yoboyy_luke (4-1*) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1*-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL COUNCIL)
nicholas (cf):  rj just got voted out and now me and julie are the only people from the original ya mama tribe left.  it would not shock me if they just made the next two tribals easy and take the rest of us out.  this is gonna be an uphill battle for us!  especially since julie is kinda dead weight...
eli:  so who wanna give a show of hands and say they tried to vote me out?
jenz:  well i tried to vote you out cuz i forgot how to spell rj.
jason:  i voted you too, sorry =[
eli:  and who else?  i know it aint julie, that chickenscratch is unmistakable.
nicholas:  i did.
eli:  hmm, interesting.
eli (cf):  im not gonna pick a fight with these people.  we're in the endgame and i need to make sure i have good jury management.  but i will be taking notes of who targeted me so ill know who to throw my weight toward when one of them is on the chopping block.
(THE NEXT MORNING)
julie:  hola colin
colin:  hey julie
julie:  friend?  nice ally, vote
colin (cf):  i dont know what julie's saying but i think it has something to do with being allies so i just said yeah.
colin:  ok!  let's be allies.
julie:  :)
(2 HOURS LATER)
julie:  colin, tu tiene un gato?
colin:  idk...
colin (cf): i thought i could just make an alliance with julie and be done with it, but apparently being her ally means i have to talk with her 24/7.  im already regretting this.
*colin approaches jenz*
colin:  julie needs to go.  she's starting to annoy me.
jenz (cf): i honestly forgot this colin kid was still in the game, but then i remembered he's like my final 2 or something?
jenz:  oh yeah i def agree.
colin:  i dont think it will be hard to get votes on her.  she's alone in the game.
jenz:  yup yup
jenz (cf):  if julie gets out then ill be the last girl standing, pooh!  i cannot wait.
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  hello everyone!  this challenge is called plate smash.  one by one you will all use a slingshot to cast a stone at another player's plate.  the last player with an unshattered plate wins!  ok andrew you go first
*andrew shoots at julie's plate and misses*
andrew:  oops, hehehe!
*colin shoots at julie and misses*
*darrius shoots at eli and breaks..

Zuelke
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[S1E7] TBC Survivor - "It's The Merge,..

2 Zuelke, Apr 26, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
YA MAMA TRIBE:
RJ Danger
Colin flickgamecolin
Julie Pampered81
Jenzie Jenzie
Jason Dash
Nicholas fabulousbunny
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Deshon deshonBANNEDISBACK
Darrius darriusdabest
Eli skylord
11th: Luke #yoboyy_luke (4-1*) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1*-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z: ok everyone welcome to the immunity challenge!  ya mama take a look at the new yes ma'am tribe, luke voted out at the last tribal
julie: :'(
mama z: ok everyone it's time to
DROP.
YOUR.
BUFFS.
IT'S THE MERGE, BABY!
*everyone drops their buffs*
mama z:  you all are now one tribe: THE BREAKFAST TRIBE!
THE BREAKFAST TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonBANNEDISBACK
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Julie Pampered81
Nicholas fabulousbunny
RJ Danger
mama z: so this challenge is gonna be an individual immunity challenge.  everyone is competing for themselves now.  ok this challenge is called "stand on a thing" snd here's how it works.  you will all stand on a thing and the last person standing wins.  ok go.
*everyone balances on the thing*
*darrius drops*
*jenz drops*
*julie drops*
mama z:  7 people left!
*deshon drops*
*colin drops*
*eli drops*
*nicholas drops*
mama z:  3 people left!  now it's time for some temptations~!  which one of you will drop for a case of beers?
*rj drops*
mama z:  we have a taker!  enjoy, rj!
*rj cracks the beercan on its side like an egg and chugs*
andrew:  drunk ass bitch
rj:  you're lucky i dropped or you wouldve had no chance in hell
andrew: annnyways...
rj:  ok, let's see you win then.
*an hour passes*
*andrew begins to tremble and falls*
mama z: jason wins immunity!
rj:  good job andrew :)
andrew:  hon i still outlasted you
rj:  BECAUSE I DROPPED ON PURPOSE, WHAT LMFAO
andrew: so did i.  hehehe!
(BACK AT CAMP...)
rj:  *chugs another beer* i just feel like i dont know a weirder bitch that no one likes than andrew.
andrew:  you're intoxicated hon.  do you need someone to drive you home?
jenzie (cf):  it;s a whole ass jumpcut later and they're STILL ARGUING???
rj:  andrew are you trying to fuckin say im going home bitch LMAO.  bc i didnt need that immunity but you definitely did.
andrew:  hon we both lost so we're both in danger.
jason:  i wanna be in Danger
rj: yeah andrew we both lost..

Zuelke
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[S1E6] TBC Survivor - "Don't Touch My..

2 Zuelke, Apr 25, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
YA MAMA TRIBE:
RJ Danger
Colin flickgamecolin
Julie Pampered81
Jenzie Jenzie
Jason Dash
Nicholas fabulousbunny
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Deshon deshonBANNEDISBACK
Luke yoboyy_luke
Darrius darriusdabest
Eli skylord
12th: Marcus #EyooMarcus (4*-2*; 4-2) [Ya Mama/Yes Ma'am]
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(YES MA'AM - AFTER TRIBAL)
luke (cf):  marcus just went home and now im in more danger than ever.  i wouldve gone home myself if i didnt use the idol.  now i have to find it again or else ill follow him right off the island if we lose again.
darrius:  deshon really snapped with that idol play mawma
deshon:  i cant believe you guys actually voted for me...
luke:  sorry, we just thought you were the least likely to go
deshon:  i wouldve done andrew instead
andrew:  hon don't try me, because i am not a free sample.
eli (cf):  me and darrius are getting along, but that's just right now.  i want him to think im over that STUNT he pulled getting silver out.  but baby, i never forget and i never forgive.
(NEXT MORNING - YA MAMA CAMP)
nicholas (cf): rn i feel im in a good position on this tribe.  it's 3 former ya mamas and 3 former yes ma'ams, and i think i can get jenz to switch to our side if we happen to lose.  actually, we may need to throw the next immunity since our old tribe has a numbers disadvantage on the other tribe.
*julie approaches jenz and nicholas*
julie: hola jenz, nick.
jenz:  hey julie!
nicholas:  sup jewlz?
julie:  not much, just practice spanish.   jenzie tu labia pequeno
jenz:  what about my labias?
nicholas:  i think she just said your lips look small
jenz (cf):  wtf... i havent been able to get fillers since im stuck on this tribe and now julie is making fun of me?  of ALL people
nicholas:  that was good, julie!  you're doing so well!
jenz:  she literally just ROASTED me in spanish
nicholas:  i dont think she meant it in a bad way.
jenz:  i think i need to go take a walk before i say something i regret, bbl poohs
*jenz walks off*
nicholas (cf):  ok what i said about the getting jenz to flip thing, scratch that.  we're gonna go to rocks if we lose this challenge
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  welcome ya mama tribe!
*yes ma'am tribe arrives*
mama z:  taking a look at the new yes ma'am tribe, marcus voted off at the last tribal council.  alright this challenge is called "Voice of Command."  before we begin i need someone to sit out on the ya mama tribe.  this challenge DOES require good listening skills so im assuming rj will be taking this one out.
rj:  HAW HAW ok i guess i will.
mama z: ok for this..

Zuelke
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[S1E5] TBC Survivor - "Too Dangerous To..

6 Zuelke, Apr 24, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
YA MAMA TRIBE:
Julie Pampered81
Luke yoboyy_luke
Marcus EyooMarcus
Nicholas fabulousbunny
RJ Danger
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonbannedisback
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
13th: Montana #MarieTori (5-1) [Ya Mama]
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(YA MAMA CAMP, AFTER TRIBAL)
marcus (cf):  montana's ass FINALLY went home and i can rest easy on this tribe.  no matter what happens, i feel like me and luke are in a position to make it to merge.
nicholas (cf):  both of my #1 allies have gone home and now i feel more alone in this game than ever... i think i could trust my tribe at the merge but i feel like i wont be anything more than the 5th wheel.  this sucks.
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z:  ok welcome tribes!  yes ma'am, take a look at the new ya mama - montana voted out at the last tribal council.  ok everyone -
DROP.
YOUR.
BUFFS! 
TRIBE SWAP, BABY!
everyone: gasps
-
NEW YA MAMA:
RJ Danger
Colin flickgamecolin
Julie Pampered81
Jenzie Jenzie
Jason Dash
Nicholas fabulousbunny
NEW YES MA'AM:
Andrew levonini
Deshon deshonBANNEDISBACK
Luke yoboyy_luke
Marcus EyooMarcus
Darrius darriusdabest
Eli skylord
-
mama z:  ok onto the immunity challenge.  this challenge is called "capture the flag" and here's how it works--
jenz:  YES!!
mama z:  each of you will start at the end of your respective team's flag post.  you must work together to take the flag from the other team while also protecting your own.  the first team to collect the other team's flag and bring it to their zone will win immunity!  ok go.
*luke pushes julie over*
luke: sorry girl
julie:  it ok
*colin nearly grabs the flag but eli trips him*
*darrius blocks the thingy from rj but rj picks him up and tosses him over his head*
*jason grabs the flag and rj guards him*
mama z: jason has the yes ma'am flag!
*rj knocks deshon and colin on the ground as they try to catch jason*
*jason brings the flag to the ya mama base*
mama z:  YA MAMA WINS IMMUNITY!  yes ma'am, i will be seeing you tonight at tribal council!
(AT YES MA'AM CAMP)
*andrew, darrius, deshon, and eli convene*
darrius:  ok so who we voting out of the 2 of them?
andrew:  let's vote luke.  marcus is funnier.
eli: idk, marcus kinda annoying...
*marcus approaches from behind*
marcus:  marcus kinda what, love?
eli:  annoying.
marcus:  interesante.
darrius:  why dont the..

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96

[S1E4] TBC Survivor - "Third Time's The..

5 Zuelke, Apr 23, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
YA MAMA TRIBE:
Julie Pampered81
Luke yoboyy_luke
Marcus EyooMarcus
Montana MarieTori
Nicholas fabulousbunny
RJ Danger
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonbannedisback
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
14th: Silver #Silver09 (5-2-1) [Yes Ma'am]
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(YES MA'AM, AFTER TRIBAL)
jenz (cf): im shook that im still here.  i couldnt get eli out either but his pet got taken out, so maybe it was worth it.
darrius: sorry eli!  we had to do what we had to do
eli:  shut the hell up darrius. 
darrius:  ooop!
darrius (cf): im in a really good mood after that vote.  one of my biggest enemies just went home and now eli has no way to try and clown me later on in the game.
deshon (cf):  i ended up voting silver because the votes just werent there for jenzie to go.  i think it's way too early to try and make waves.
eli: im not doing shit for this tribe anymore.  jenzie throws the fucking challenge but SILVER goes home??  SOUNDS ABOUT WHITE. 
*colin sits across eli at the campfire*
eli: NOOOPE.  get your ass up and onto bed.  i need some me time.
colin:  this is the tribe's fire...
eli:  ANGK, wrong.  this is my fire.  chop chop.
*colin shuffles off*
colin (cf):  damn, all i wanted to do was keep jenz LOL.  didnt know eli would get a huge stick up his ass about it. 
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
*ya mama arrives*
mama z:  greetings ya mama tribe!
*yes ma'am follows*
mama z:  take a look at the new yes ma'am tribe.  silver voted out at the last tribal council.  alright before we begin the immunity challenge, i need one player from yes ma'am to sit out one player.
eli: me *sits and crosses legs*
mama z: ok onto the immunity challenge.  for this challenge you will all go through an obstacle course.  the first team to get all their players on the other side wins.  ok go.
*colin makes it*
*rj makes it*
*darrius makes it*
*jason makes it*
mama z:  yes ma'am is halfway there!  ya mama has some catching up to do!
*andrew makes it*
*deshon makes it*
mama z:  just one more player left to go for yes ma'am!  ya mama is REALLY struggling!
*jenz almost makes it and stops in place*
jenz:  wooh!  im winded
darrius:  jenzie, girl, not again...
*eli giggles to himself*
jenz:  just kidding!
*jenz makes it!*
mama z:  YES MA'AM WINS IMMUNITY!  ya mama, ill be seeing you guys at tribal council.  grab your torches and head out.
(AT YA MAMA CAMP)
nicholas:  wow...that was rough you guys.
nicholas (cf):  i thought we were finally turning things around, but we got completely demolished in that challenge.  we all did awful.  it really..

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91

[S1E3] TBC Survivor - "Finders..

2 Zuelke, Apr 22, 2020

TBC Survivor Episode 3
#TBCSurvivor
YA MAMA TRIBE:
Julie Pampered81
Luke yoboyy_luke
Marcus EyooMarcus
Montana MarieTori
Nicholas fabulousbunny
RJ Danger
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonbannedisback
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Silver Silver09
15th: Alex #Druhhbby2 (3-2-1-1) [Ya Mama]
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL, YA MAMA CAMP)
luke (cf):  alex was voted out and now the vibe is gonna be weird because i voted montana.  oop!
marcus: so who dafuq wanna explain first why they didnt vote out montana like we said?  cuz i know it wasnt me or luke
rj:  idk i just wanted to throw a vote for the lolz
marcus:  this is why i dont fuck with rj in games cuz he's always doing some shady shit for no reason.
rj: ok tbh the reason i voted her out is cuz last night i overheard her talking to montana saying she would never date a black person and i just wanted to vibe check her.  i didnt know she would actually go LMAO
nick:  rj, that was me who said that...
rj:  oh.
rj (cf):  im kinda glad alex is gone now cuz i always confuse her and nick when it's dark out
nick:  also the only reason i said that is cuz im already taken by the love of my life (inlove)
rj:  who?
nick:  uh... u don't know him
(CUT TO A FLASHBACK OF THE NIGHT BEFORE)
*nick and montana are making out in the woods*
(BACK TO PRESENT)
rj:  but ya i wasnt the only one who flipped.  julie did too.  even alex voted differently sooo like how is it my fault LMAO
marcus:  because you do this ALL THE FUCKIN TIME.  HELLO?  julie doesnt even know what's going on.  and alex, idk why the fuck she did that but clearly the bitch wouldnt send herself home on purpose.
montana (cf):  i was kinda not taking this game seriously but now that i have a second chance, im gonna take advantage of it.  clearly there are some cracks in the majority alliance of this tribe that me and nicholas can exploit if we go tribal a third time.  no one is safe.
(NEXT DAY - YES MA'AM TRIBE)
*the tribe sits around camp eating rice*
jenz:  bro this rice is giving me a movement, brb
*jenzie puts her rice down and runs off holding her stomach*
eli: hm.  finders keepers!
*eli grabs jenzie's rice*
jason:  noo are you about to eat her rice?
eli: no ima just keep it safe in my tummy til she gets back
*eli gobbles the rest of the rice in one swallow*
jason:  she's gonna get so mad
eli:  shut your arthur lookin ass up.
jason: =[
*jenzie returns*
jenz:  where'd i put my rice?
*jenz spots her empty bowl in eli's lap*
jenz:  fam why the fuck did you eat my rice...
eli:  i was hungry and there was food.
jenz:  we're all hungry..

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95

[S1E2] TBC Survivor - "One Word:..

5 Zuelke, Apr 21, 2020

#TBCSurvivor
YA MAMA TRIBE:
Alex Druhhbby2
Julie Pampered81
Luke yoboyy_luke
Marcus EyooMarcus
Montana MarieTori
Nicholas fabulousbunny
RJ Danger
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonbannedisback
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Silver Silver09
16th: Tito #titoburitto (4-3-1) [Ya Mama]
(AFTER TRIBAL, YA MAMA CAMP)
nicholas:  interesting, alex
alex:  what do you mean "interesting"?  dont fawkin start with me nick.
rj (cf):  so we just got back from tribal and it's really dark outside, so i thought i heard alex talking to herself.  but then alex said nick's name and i was like, oh... 馃槵
nicholas:  tito trusted you and then you went and did that but it's ok.  we'll see how that works out for you.
alex:  i like tito but i thought he was being really SHADY before tribal.  he came up to me saying that plan switched to marcus when i never even agreed to it.  i wanted to do julie like you guys said before.
julie: :(
nicholas:  we COULDNT.  julie has an IDOL.  and yes, sorry julie, we were gonna vote you out but only because of the challenge.
alex:  TITO DIDN'T TELL ME SHE HAD AN IDOL!
luke (cf):  alex raising her voice is really turning me on.  cuz im straight.
nicholas (cf):  i thought me n alex would be new york strong in this game, but this drunk bitch just sent my bff home so y'know what?  *claps hands like chalkboard erasers* im THROUGH.
(NEXT MORNING - YES MA'AM TRIBE)
*colin sits by the campfire*
*jenzie walks up*
colin: hey hottie
colin (cf):  jenzie is the hottest girl on this tribe.  im gonna make a final 2 deal with her.
jenzie:  bro i just ripped some mad gas in the tent.  i had to get out of there.
colin:  ew lol.  but yeah do you wanna make an alliance?
jenzie: LMAO ok but don't say that so loud.
colin: sweet.
colin (cf):  im gonna make alliances with everyone on my tribe, but just between you and me, jenzie is the only one im loyal to.
*TWO SECONDS LATER*
*colin brings andrew, darrius, eli, and deshon away from camp*
colin:  guys so we need to form a tvivor alliance.  we can control the votes if we go to tribal.
andrew: ok
darrius:  ugh colin <3 intelligent king
deshon:  who do we vote out if we lose?
darrius:  honestly, silver can go.  one word: troublemaker. 
colin:  im fine with that.  andrew?
andrew:  i literally...dont care.
*andrew leaves*
darrius:  and what about you, eli?  you're good on silver going home, right?
eli:  mhm.
eli (cf):  ...not.  ima tell darrius what he wants to hear but at the end of the day, no one knows silver better than me.  darrius and deshon are my best friends but i am SILVER'S best friend.  he..

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[S1E1] TBC Survivor - "You Dropped The..

6 Zuelke, Apr 21, 2020

TBC Survivor: Episode 1
#TBCSurvivor
mama z:  it's survivor like you've never seen before!  16 of the whackiest rednecks of the breakfast club chat on skype will arrive here in panama city beach, which has been deserted due to the coronavirus, and face each other in the most grueling challenge of their lives.  one by one they will each be voted out by their tribemates until only one remains to claim the one million t$ prize and be crowned the winner of tbc survivor!  39 days, 16 people, one survivor!
YA MAMA TRIBE:
Alex Druhhbby2
Julie Pampered81
Luke yoboyy_luke
Marcus EyooMarcus
Montana MarieTori
Nicholas fabulousbunny
RJ Danger
Tito titoburitto
YES MA'AM TRIBE:
Andrew levonini
Colin flickgamecolin
Darrius darriusdabest
Deshon deshonbannedisback
Eli skylord
Jason Dash
Jenzie Jenzie
Silver Silver09
---
*two boats reach the shores of panama city beach*
mama z:  welcome everyone to tbc survivor!  your first immunity challenge is called "pass the torch" and here's how it goes.  each of you will take position out in the water, and one by one you will swim out and pass the torch to the next teammate.  but be careful!  if any of you drop the torch in the water you will have to start all the way over.  the first tribe to light their bowl will win immunity and be safe!  ok go.
*julie passes the torch to tito*
*jason passes the torch to deshon
*tito passes the torch to rj*
*deshon passes the torch to silver*
*rj passes the torch to marcus*
*silver passes the torch to eli but they drop it in the handoff*
eli:  good job, silver
silver:  i didnt drop it, you did
eli:  mhm, and your real name is silver
mama z: ruh-roh!  looks like yes ma'am has dropped the torch!  the first player will have to swim out and take it!
*jason torpedoes into the water to get the torch*
*marcus hands off the torch to montana*
*montana drops it*
montana: ugh.
mama z: ya mama drops their torch!
*the entire ya mama tribe screams at julie to get the torch but she is confused*
*jason lights the torch and yes ma'am resets*
julie:  torch pass tito!  pass torch!
luke:  julie, love.  you have to get the torch back and light it.
tito:  whyd we let this dumb bitch go first
julie:  :(
*silver successfully passes to eli*
*eli passes to colin*
*colin passes to darrius*
*darrius passes to andrew*
*andrew passes to jenz*
*jenz lights the bowl*
jenz: periana pooh!
mama z: yes ma'am wins immunity!  ya mama, i will see you at tribal
(AT YES MA'AM TRIBE)
andrew:  yes!  we're safe!  jason snapped
jenz:  he really did tho.
*jason rambles about oil prices*
colin:  hey, where's deshon, darrius, and eli?
(meanwhile in the forest)
*darrius,..

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