darrius (cf): deshon was just voted out... awkward! i was hoping eli would get the chop and not him.
nicholas: did you guys notice that darrius voted jenz even tho he told all of us he wanted to go after deshon or eli?
darrius: girl how do you know how i voted?
eli: oh so miss darrius was scheming huh
nicholas: julie and eli both did so there had to be one more vote against jenz and that was you
darrius: it was prolly colin who voted jenz.
colin: i would never vote against jenz. she's my queen.
darrius: OH! so you betrayed your day 1 alliance huh?
colin: you're the one who made a 7 person alliance to target your best friends.
eli: interesting. im taking notes.
darrius: i did what i had to do. i just dont think you should be flying under the radar when you do the exact same shit as me. only difference is i voted on the wrong side.
colin (cf): darrius came after me out of nowhere. i thought i was cool with him...
nicholas (cf): colin is suuuuper annoying and darrius is right, but no one is voting for colin in the end.
colin: whatever fuck you all, fuck you jenzie im going to bed
jenz: WHAT?
*colin stomps off*
darrius: i got caught being shady but if i press all the right buttons, i can get colin's ass out instead of me this tribal. we love to see it.
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z: ok everyone welcome to the immunity challenge. this challenge is called "a snake's diet" and here's how it works. you will all consume dead animals whole and in phases WITHOUT chewing and the person who consumes the most dead animals wins.
andrew: yeah im not doing that. *sits out*
mama z: ok everyone, a simple first round. a dead mouse!
*everyone swallows the dead mouse*
mama z: ok excellent. next up: a cow penis!
*julie can't do it*
mama z: ok julie is out! next up, a goat head!
*jenzie, jason, eli, and nicholas are out*
mama z: we're down to colin vs darrius... mouths at the ready?
colin: :O
darrius: :O
mama z: let's see who im fact is the biggest snake in the game... i want you to consume an entire mongoose!
*colin swallows the whole thing without difficulty*
darrius: i give up *burp* i cant do it.
mama z: congratulations, colin! you have won individual immunity.
colin: GANG GANG GANG GANG
(BACK AT THE BREAKFAST TRIBE)
colin: i know you were all going to vote me out so fuck all of you.
nicholas: colin, literally no one cares.
colin: so who are you guys voting out? im curious.
julie: i vote jenz
jenz: WHY IS EVERYONE ATTACKING ME RECENTLY??
darrius (cf): i think this is my last hurrah. everyone is so annoyed by colin that no game talk has been going on since it was decided he was gonna go home. and who is the second person that is annoying everybody? i mean, besides julie? me. i am so fucked. i have to go idol hunting
*darrius goes absent for the rest of the day looking for the idol*
eli (cf): ain't no rest for the wicked *files nails with a sand dollar*
(AT TRIBAL)
mama z: welcome everyone. bringing in the jury: deshon, voted out at last tribal council.
*deshon enters and sits*
colin, how do you feel wearing the immunity necklace tonight?
colin: good. all these fucking annoying losers with no lives have to vote out someone else.
jason: =[
nicholas: mama z, this attitude from colin is completely random. i dont know WHAT his problem is but i think he needs to get checked.
colin: you and your fat friend tito can get fucked
julie: that mean... thought you nice
colin: can it julie you fucking dinosaur
julie: (cry)
colin: you know what mama z, i just remembered that i have a life and i dont have time to play gayboy survivor with all of these no-life geek losers. so i quit.
mama z: alright, colin. please bring me your torch.
*colin brings it*
mama z: colin, you have spoken. *snuffs torch* it's time for you to go.
*colin exits*
mama z: well since colin wouldve been on the jury, he will be replaced with misses ralika marie jackson, the first merge boot of the season. as for tribal tonight, it is effectively null and void. you all are safe. grab your torches and head out.
