luke (cf): marcus just went home and now im in more danger than ever. i wouldve gone home myself if i didnt use the idol. now i have to find it again or else ill follow him right off the island if we lose again.
darrius: deshon really snapped with that idol play mawma
deshon: i cant believe you guys actually voted for me...
luke: sorry, we just thought you were the least likely to go
deshon: i wouldve done andrew instead
andrew: hon don't try me, because i am not a free sample.
eli (cf): me and darrius are getting along, but that's just right now. i want him to think im over that STUNT he pulled getting silver out. but baby, i never forget and i never forgive.
(NEXT MORNING - YA MAMA CAMP)
nicholas (cf): rn i feel im in a good position on this tribe. it's 3 former ya mamas and 3 former yes ma'ams, and i think i can get jenz to switch to our side if we happen to lose. actually, we may need to throw the next immunity since our old tribe has a numbers disadvantage on the other tribe.
*julie approaches jenz and nicholas*
julie: hola jenz, nick.
jenz: hey julie!
nicholas: sup jewlz?
julie: not much, just practice spanish. jenzie tu labia pequeno
jenz: what about my labias?
nicholas: i think she just said your lips look small
jenz (cf): wtf... i havent been able to get fillers since im stuck on this tribe and now julie is making fun of me? of ALL people
nicholas: that was good, julie! you're doing so well!
jenz: she literally just ROASTED me in spanish
nicholas: i dont think she meant it in a bad way.
jenz: i think i need to go take a walk before i say something i regret, bbl poohs
*jenz walks off*
nicholas (cf): ok what i said about the getting jenz to flip thing, scratch that. we're gonna go to rocks if we lose this challenge
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z: welcome ya mama tribe!
*yes ma'am tribe arrives*
mama z: taking a look at the new yes ma'am tribe, marcus voted off at the last tribal council. alright this challenge is called "Voice of Command." before we begin i need someone to sit out on the ya mama tribe. this challenge DOES require good listening skills so im assuming rj will be taking this one out.
rj: HAW HAW ok i guess i will.
mama z: ok for this challenge one of you will be selected as the team's leader. the rest of you will be blindfolded. you must all work together to build a puzzle and listen to your leader's commands. the first tribe to do so wins ok go.
*jenz and deshon are elected leaders*
jenz: ok julie go to the left
*julie shambles over to the left*
jenz: keep going...keep going... ok stop. now sit.
*julie sits, 50 feet away from the challenge area*
jenz: ok everyone else go get the puzzle pieces to your right.
deshon: ...darrius, right in front of you. you just passed it.
darrius: girl i cant hear you over jenzie's loud ass.
deshon: open those cauliflower shaped ears and listen up.
*ya mama already completes the puzzle*
mama z: YA MAMA WINS IMMUNITY ONCE AGAIN! yes ma'am ill be seeing you at tribal.
*everyone heads back to tribe. julie remains in the sand with her blindfold on*
julie: hello? jenz tell me what do.
(YES MA'AM TRIBE)
luke: oh well, gg guys. i know you're all voting me.
deshon: aw, gg girl. your idol play last round was something i can never forget!
darrius: he's not on the jury boo, you dont have to kiss his ass.
deshon: we don't know that for sure.
luke: ...
luke (cf): im pretending that im down and out, but i aint giving up. i have to find that idol.
*luke wanders off into the woods*
andrew: bitches acting like theyre throwing in the towel but going to look for that idol. i have to laugh.
darrius: lemme go follow him.
*darrius creeps after luke*
*hours pass as darrius silently tiptoes behind luke*
darrius: *whispers* wait...
*darrius spots the idol in the crook of a tree*
darrius: there it is...
*darrius takes a step but crunches on some leaves*
luke: *swivels around* darrius?
*luke looks in the direction darrius was moving and sees the idol*
*luke and darrius make a break for it. darrius climbs the tree and kicks luke in the face as he tries to pull him down. he grabs the idol*
luke: fuck you bitch.
darrius: sorrrry!
*luke begins to walk off*
darrius (cf): i was gonna be upfront with my alliance about having the idol, but i remembered deshon keeping his a secret up until one point. i think im gonna keep it a secret for now. for that to work tho, i need luke to keep his mouth shut.
darrius: wait, luke!
luke: what?
darrius: let's make a deal. you and i can vote eli and i can idol you so you wont go home.
luke: why would you want to do that?
darrius: bc i got silver out when we lost and im afraid he's gonna try to take me out at the jury. i have to take the first shot.
darrius (cf): i just made up a random excuse, but i do feel that way about eli and i. he can be rly shady. but still, im not actually going to go for him this early.
luke: ok, that's fine with me. ive got nothing else i can do.
darrius (cf): by doing this i can keep my idol to myself and luke will go home without telling anyone. two can keep a secret if one of them is voted out.
(TRIBAL COUNCIL)
mama z: welcome yes ma'am tribe. deshon, you were the leader of your tribe in the immunity challenge and you guys lost. do you think you that that is your fault?
deshon: no, i did everything i could do. my team just cant take directions.
mama z: interesting. luke, you're the sole member of the original ya mama tribe here. do you think that spells the end for you?
luke: yes. i tried to find the idol but i couldnt do it. guess im going home :(
mama z: is that where that nose wound came from? did you trip and fall down?
luke: *lools at darrius* something like that.
deshon: *whispering to darrius* did he find it or not?
darrius: *whispers* no.
deshon: did you?
darrius: nope.
deshon: hmm.
*deshon whispers to eli and andrew. darrius raises an eyebrow*
mama z: i see there's some discussion going on. care to divulge, andrew?
andrew: deshon told me that darrius doesnt have the idol.
darrius: wtf? why would it matter?
deshon: i was just letting them know, calm down.
darrius: did you tell them luke didnt have it either?
deshon: i didnt have to, he just said it himself.
mama z: according to luke, he's going home. but there seems to be mistrust among the original yes ma'amers here. let's see how things play out in the vote.
luke: actually, mason, i have something to say.
*darrius snaps his head toward luke*
luke: the real reason i got this bloody nose is cuz darrius KICKED me in the face to go up the tree where it was sitting.
darrius: *waving his finger* noooo no no no no.
luke: ...and then he told me that he would vote eli if i agreed not to tell anyone.
eli: is that so?
deshon: seriously, darrius? you're gonna get mad at me for not telling you about the idol i got, but then you're gonna try and keep it a secret from us?
darrius: girl he's making shit up to try and stay. are you really gonna believe him over me?
deshon: well if he's telling the truth then turn out your pockets
darrius: *turns them out* see? nothing.
deshon: what about your hair?
darrius: ...huh?
*deshon reaches for darrius' hair and darrius slaps his hand away*
darrius: dont touch my hair bitch.
luke: told yall
darrius: luke slap the back of your head. if it makes a sound that means you're going home, bald ass bitch. hide an idol in THAT.
deshon: well im ready to vote.
mama z: alrighty, andrew, you're up first.
*luke writes darrius' name*
luke: i may be nice, but kick me in the face and ill roundhouse yours.
*darrius writes luke's name*
darrius: the deal is off. i mean, it was never really on anyway *giggles*
*eli writes ???'s name*
eli: tried it.
mama z: ok ill go count the votes
*mama z returns with the urn*
mama z: if anyone would like to play an idol, now is the time to do so
darrius: *pulls an idol out of his hair* im playing this on me
*eli cackles*
mama z: alright, any votes for darrius will not count. ill read the votes.
mama z: first vote...
*flips*
"darrius" does not count.
mama z: second vote...
*flips*
"luke."
darrius: fuck MEEEEUR8F8D9
*luke chuckles*
mama z: third vote...
*flips*
"luke."
mama z: sixth person voted out of tbc survivor...
*flips*
"luke." that's 3, that's enough. please bring me your torch.
luke: nice idol play, darrius.
darrius: voted out people can't speak.
*luke approaches mama z with torch*
mama z: luke, the tribe has spoken *snuffs torch*
*luke walks away*
mama z: the vote was unanimous, and yet i get the distinct vibe there's some deep seated division among you. grab your torches and head out.
votes:
andrew: luke
darrius: luke
deshon: luke
eli: luke
luke: darrius
luke's parting words: there wasn't anything i could do. me and marcus were tribeswapped into the minority and we got screwed over. at least i took darrius down with me. that trio is done.
