marcus (cf): montana's ass FINALLY went home and i can rest easy on this tribe. no matter what happens, i feel like me and luke are in a position to make it to merge.
nicholas (cf): both of my #1 allies have gone home and now i feel more alone in this game than ever... i think i could trust my tribe at the merge but i feel like i wont be anything more than the 5th wheel. this sucks.
(IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
mama z: ok welcome tribes! yes ma'am, take a look at the new ya mama - montana voted out at the last tribal council. ok everyone -
mama z: ok onto the immunity challenge. this challenge is called "capture the flag" and here's how it works--
jenz: YES!!
mama z: each of you will start at the end of your respective team's flag post. you must work together to take the flag from the other team while also protecting your own. the first team to collect the other team's flag and bring it to their zone will win immunity! ok go.
*luke pushes julie over*
luke: sorry girl
julie: it ok
*colin nearly grabs the flag but eli trips him*
*darrius blocks the thingy from rj but rj picks him up and tosses him over his head*
*jason grabs the flag and rj guards him*
mama z: jason has the yes ma'am flag!
*rj knocks deshon and colin on the ground as they try to catch jason*
*jason brings the flag to the ya mama base*
mama z: YA MAMA WINS IMMUNITY! yes ma'am, i will be seeing you tonight at tribal council!
(AT YES MA'AM CAMP)
*andrew, darrius, deshon, and eli convene*
darrius: ok so who we voting out of the 2 of them?
andrew: let's vote luke. marcus is funnier.
eli: idk, marcus kinda annoying...
*marcus approaches from behind*
marcus: marcus kinda what, love?
eli: annoying.
marcus: interesante.
darrius: why dont the five of us just vote luke and call it a day? i dont think it requires a lot of thought.
deshon: ...
marcus: sure ill do luke. fuck that beeyitch!
deshon (cf): im annoyed that marcus barged in on our private alliance meeting. i was just about to suggest we split the votes to flush any idols they might possibly have, but i didnt have time to get a word in before he came up to us. im sick of my plans getting ignored by my allies... i s2g if one of us goes home to an idol im flipping my shit.
*luke spots marcus from a distance talking to the rest of the tribe*
luke (cf): really marcus? we lose one immunity challenge and now you're switching up on me? a bit phony if you ask me
*marcus sits by luke*
marcus: so here's the scoop: they're all gonna vote you at tribal.
luke: ok, guess ill have to use my idol then. did you find out if any of them had one?
marcus: no, but we can still sike them bitches out.
luke: yeah. we just have to vote someone they wouldnt expect us to.
marcus: oh my god, this is so gooood. we're gonna clap them hoes.
(TRIBAL COUNCIL)
mama z: welcome, yes ma'am tribe. marcus, you all recently swapped tribes, and this tribe in particular has 4 from yes ma'am and 2 from ya mama. do you think that old tribal lines could mean you or luke are on the chopping block tonight?
marcus: absolutely. if i was in the majority on my tribe i would just do what's easy and vote the minority bitches out. unfortunately, we got put on the wrong side.
mama z: do you agree with that, andrew?
andrew: girl im voting whoever the fuck i want LMAO
mama z: what say you, eli? do any of you original "yes ma'amers" stand a chance of going home yourselves?
eli: mm...idk. depends, depends.
mama z: alrighty, without any further ado let's get to the voting! andrew, you're up first
*darrius writes luke's name*
darrius: you got unlucky, hon! this is just how the cookie crumbles.
*marcus writes down ???'s name*
marcus: you aren't gonna see this coming and that's exactly why this move has to be made. it's too dangerous to feel safe in this game.
mama z: aight ill go tally the votes.
*mama z collects the urn*
mama z: if anybody has a hidden immunity idol, now would be the time to use it.
luke: *stands up* i will.
darrius, deshon, eli: :O
luke: i heard i was getting voted tonight so im gonna be using this on myself.
mama z: alright, all votes cast for luke will not count.
deshon: y'know what... *pulls out idol* i dont know what's gonna happen, but it aint gonna be me tonight.
mama z: this is another valid idol. all votes cast for deshon will not count. ill read the votes. first vote...
mama z: sixth vote...
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"deshon." does not count. gentlegays, we have a tie.
deshon: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BIIIIITCH
eli: KIIIIIIIIIIIKIKIKIKI
darrius: *cackling*
marcus: smfh at this...
mama z: im going to need everyone to revote anyone other than luke or deshon. starting once again with you andrew.
*everyone revotes*
mama z: alright, first vote...
*flips*
"marcus."
mama z: second vote...
*flips*
"darrius."
mama z: third vote...
*flips*
"marcus"
mama z: fourth vote...
*flips*
"darrius."
mama z: fifth vote...
*flips*
"marcus."
mama z: sixth vote... and the fifth person voted out of tbc survivor...
*flips*
marcus. please bring me your torch.
marcus: this shit is whack af.
darrius: gorl, u shouldnta been running your mouth to luke. you couldve still been here...
marcus: woulda coulda shoulda, ion give a fuck. *grabs torch*
mama z: marcus, the tribe has spoken. *snuffs torch*
*marcus walks away*
luke: ;(
mama z: well, this was a wild tribal, indeed, but the rest of you made it out alive. grab your torches and head back to camp.
votes:
andrew: luke, then marcus
darrius: luke, then marcus
deshon: luke, then marcus
eli: luke, then marcus
luke: deshon, then darrius
marcus: deshon, then darrius
marcus' parting words: all i have to say is this is some rigga morris. i did NOT deserve to be eliminated this early. i was literally runnin the shit on ya mama and then i got swapped with the f-words on the other tribe. i hope luke wins.
