alex: what do you mean "interesting"? dont fawkin start with me nick.
rj (cf): so we just got back from tribal and it's really dark outside, so i thought i heard alex talking to herself. but then alex said nick's name and i was like, oh... 😬
nicholas: tito trusted you and then you went and did that but it's ok. we'll see how that works out for you.
alex: i like tito but i thought he was being really SHADY before tribal. he came up to me saying that plan switched to marcus when i never even agreed to it. i wanted to do julie like you guys said before.
julie: :(
nicholas: we COULDNT. julie has an IDOL. and yes, sorry julie, we were gonna vote you out but only because of the challenge.
alex: TITO DIDN'T TELL ME SHE HAD AN IDOL!
luke (cf): alex raising her voice is really turning me on. cuz im straight.
nicholas (cf): i thought me n alex would be new york strong in this game, but this drunk bitch just sent my bff home so y'know what? *claps hands like chalkboard erasers* im THROUGH.
(NEXT MORNING - YES MA'AM TRIBE)
*colin sits by the campfire*
*jenzie walks up*
colin: hey hottie
colin (cf): jenzie is the hottest girl on this tribe. im gonna make a final 2 deal with her.
jenzie: bro i just ripped some mad gas in the tent. i had to get out of there.
colin: ew lol. but yeah do you wanna make an alliance?
jenzie: LMAO ok but don't say that so loud.
colin: sweet.
colin (cf): im gonna make alliances with everyone on my tribe, but just between you and me, jenzie is the only one im loyal to.
*TWO SECONDS LATER*
*colin brings andrew, darrius, eli, and deshon away from camp*
colin: guys so we need to form a tvivor alliance. we can control the votes if we go to tribal.
andrew: ok
darrius: ugh colin <3 intelligent king
deshon: who do we vote out if we lose?
darrius: honestly, silver can go. one word: troublemaker.
colin: im fine with that. andrew?
andrew: i literally...dont care.
*andrew leaves*
darrius: and what about you, eli? you're good on silver going home, right?
eli: mhm.
eli (cf): ...not. ima tell darrius what he wants to hear but at the end of the day, no one knows silver better than me. darrius and deshon are my best friends but i am SILVER'S best friend. he will never switch up on me. and vice versa.
(AT THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE)
*yes ma'am tribe arrives*
mama z: greetings yes ma'am!
*ya mama tribe arrives*
mama z: take a look at the new ya mama tribe. tito voted out at the last tribal council. alright let's get to the challenge. but before we begin, yes ma'am must sit someone out.
*yes ma'am discusses*
darrius: i'll sit out
mama z: okay! this challenge is called "Shoot Ya Shot" and this is how it works. one by one you will each take turns trying to shoot a ball into your respective team hoop. you must all go one-by-one. the first person to make a shot wins for their tribe! ok 3 2 1 go.
*marcus and jason shoot and miss*
*nicholas and jenz shoot and miss*
*alex and deshon shoot and miss*
*julie and eli step up*
alex: c'mon, julie! you got this!
*julie throws it above her head and it lands at her feet*
alex: sigh...
*eli misses*
*montana and colin shoot and miss*
*luke and silver shoot and miss*
*andrew shoots and SCORES!*
mama z: CONGRATULATIONS, YES MA'AM! YOU HAVE WON IMMUNITY!
*andrew hyperventilates*
mama z: once again, ya mama, i will be seeing you at tribal. pack your things and head out.
(AT YA MAMA)
*marcus, luke, alex, rj, julie, and nicholas huddle up*
marcus: so can we just all agree that montana needs to go?
rj: im down.
luke: sure.
nicholas: wtf? i dont want to vote montana!
marcus: who do you want to vote then? speak up.
nicholas: well, i, uh-
marcus: right.
nicholas: but why do you want to vote montana tho?
marcus: girl he's flopping in every challenge and doesnt help around camp. i dont even care that he voted me cuz i know you voted me too. i just think you shouldnt let him drag you down. think on it.
*nicholas runs to montana who is doing beach yoga*
nicholas: montana, they're all voting for you. what are we gonna do?
montana: shh, not now. im about to reach peak zen
*montana goes into downward dog position*
montana: bark bark bark bark. bark bark bark.
nicholas (cf): i need montana in this game or else im donezo at next tribal. there's no way im getting the numbers to save him, so i only have one other person i can go to...
*nicholas approaches julie*
nicholas: hey jewlz! what'cha dooin?
julie: eat leftover
*camera pans to rotted fish cooking over the campfire*
nicholas: oh, uh, that looks...delish! anyway, can i borrow you for a quick sec?
julie: yes
nicholas: ok so i know last round you may have been the target, but i really want us to move past that because i really like you and i think we should work together.
julie: ok
nicholas: and i know that everyone just told us to vote for montana, but to be real with you girl, i came here to play my own game. and i think right now marcus and luke are running the tribe and theyre going to get rid of us down the line.
julie: no vote marcus, luke. they nice
nicholas: ok, what about alex? she was dead set on getting rid of you last tribal. you heard her yourself. she didnt vote tito because he was being mean, but because she didnt want to do marcus.
julie: ok i vote her.
nicholas: great! ill do her too. montana is still probably going to get the most votes, so in order for this work, you're going to have to play your idol julie. that's the only way we'll be able to send alex home.
julie: ok
nicholas: ok...phew! thank you so much julie, you're a lifesaver <3
julie (cf): nicholas nice. new best friend. tenor.gif_bears_hugging
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(AT TRIBAL)
*ya mama tribe places their torches and sits*
mama z: welcome back, ya mama. luke, tell me, why do you guys think you're back here?
luke: i think we have some people on our tribe who are not giving to the tribe as much as they are taking.
mama z: care to name names?
luke: i don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings :(
marcus: ill say it. it's montana.
montana: ok, no. mason, he is literally obsessed with me for no reason.
mama z: so do you think you do contribute to the tribe, montana?
montana: i dont know, what else do they want me to do? do i need to fucking fan bitches with a palm frond? i built my own shelter, i get my own food, i wash my own body. i dont ask for anything from anyone.
mama z: so would you say then you DON'T contribute?
montana: i contribute my presence. im way more pleasant to be around than that nasty freak marcus. you know what, im getting mad so let's just vote already. if they want me gone, they want me gone. whatever.
mama z: alrighty! let's get to voting, then.
*montage of people voting*
*marcus writes montana's name*
marcus: say hi to tito for me.
*montana writes marcus' name*
montana: you talk too much.
*nicholas writes alex's name*
nicholas: im really hoping you pull through, julie...
mama z: ok i will go get the votes
*mama z returns with the urn*
mama z: if anyone would like to play the hidden immunity idol, now would be the time do so.
julie: i play idol
*julie approaches mama z with her idol*
mama z: ok, on yourself i assume?
julie: i play idol
nicholas: psst! julie! on montana!
mama z: *is confused*
julie: yeah i play idol
mama z: uh, ok, julie plays an idol on herself, all votes for julie will not count.
*nicholas buries his head in his hands*
mama z: ill read the votes. first vote...
*flips*
"julie" - DOES NOT COUNT
mama z: second vote...
*flips*
"alex"
alex: i knew it. i fawkin knew it.
mama z: third vote...
*flips*
"marcus"
mama z: fourth vote...
*flips*
"alex"
mama z: fifth vote...
*flips*
"montana"
mama z: sixth vote...
*flips*
"montana"
mama z: seventh vote... and the second person voted out of tbc survivor...
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"alex"
*camera pans to nicholas, marcus, luke, and rj, whose mouths are all agape*
alex: fawkin ridiculous.
mama z: alex, that's 3, that's enough. please bring me your torch.
*alex grabs her torch, shaking her head*
mama z: alex, the tribe has spoken
*alex's torch is snuffed*
*alex flips a bird as she walks away*
rj: im so bald
mama z: it seems that the tribe is even more fractured than before. hopefully i dont see you guys here again. grab your torches, head out!
*credits play*
votes:
alex: julie
julie: alex
luke: montana
marcus: montana
montana: marcus
nicholas: alex
rj: alex
alex's parting words: i dont even know what just happened. i threw my vote on julie cuz i thought we had the votes anyway. nicholas and someone else had to have flipped... fuck them.
