Sorry for posting this late I was very lazy- uh I mean busy :P
Previously on survivor, titties tribe wins immunity and vagina tribe went to tribal council. With a vote of 2-1-1 jessem has been eliminated from the game.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE:
Masami: This immunity challenge is a drinking challenge. Drinks will be randomly selected and the player who drinks the whole cup wins a point for their tribe! Any questions?
Tiffany: Is it possible for pee and poop to be inside the drinks? I really hope tyker or raydog drinks those.
Tyker: *stands up ready to fight tiffany* BITCH I HOPE U GET ---- (mouth gets covered by raydog)
Masami: No there isn’t. All drinks provided will be safe. If there’s an emergency, we have a completely useless medical team here so good luck!
With a close score of 8-7, vagina’s tribe wins immunity! Not only do you guys have immunity but also a special reward waiting for you at your camp!
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There was a small area in the camp filled with lights and hot man and women in just their underwear! YES it’s a club setting with cool drinks and a dancefloor! (one of the hunky guys is TR1364 / tomas/ tami/ tasami )
*mexus starts drinking loads of beer and parties on the dance floor*
Noah: OMG it has always been my dream to learn how to pole dance! Can you teach me some simple moves?
Mark: Me too!
Tomas: ok sure, this is how u twirl around the pole. See? It’s very easy. *twirls*
Noah: Looks easy. Hmp, of course I can do it! *tries to twirl around the pole. Does it wrongly and ends up ripping his shorts into half. Part of his underwear exposed oops*
Mark: HAHAHA OMG HE RIPPED HIS SHORTS INTO HALF WHILE POLE DANCING. BITCH I CAN DO A BETTER JOB WATCH ME. * attempts to climb on the pole. Fails miserably and falls face flat on the floor*
Tomas: Geez these guys are terrible.
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Mexus: Hey ladies, wanna dance with me? *attempts to try the moonwalk to impress the ladies but ends up looking like whale dancing*
Katarina: Sure *busts out sexy dance moves*
Mexus: Omg kat you are so perfect. *leans for a kiss and suddenly pukes all over*
Kat: omg you are disgusting! This is the only shirt I own the other is still wet!
Kristian: MEXUS IS SO DRUNK AND SO TERRIBLE AT DANCING. HE LITERALLY SUCKS LOL. Hot damn those girls look soooo fine.
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Topaz: CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW. OHHH YEAHHH OHHH YEAHHHH
Kristian: Topaz’s moans literally made my boner go away. How is that even possible?
Ty: can that bitch shut the fuck up? I was so horny when I saw the hot af girls and guys but now I cant. Make that bitch stop singing please. My ears are literally bleeding!
Topa: WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY
Ty: You heard me! U CANT SING. IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE AN ANNOYING QUACKING DUCK.
Topaz: U LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUCK. *uses stiletto heels and steps on ty’s foot * hmp! *walks off*
Kristian: Damn is she one firecracker
-----TITTIES TRIBE-------
Titties tribe: joshie, kayleigh, aj, dan, tiffany, Raydog, max, tyker,
Joshie: *Takes of shirt, goes for a swim to catch fish*
AJ: Hold up! wait for me! * follows joshie*
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Kayleigh: OMG JOSHIE IS SO HOT HIS BODY IS GOALS CAN WE HAVE A JOSHIE APPRECIATION MOMENT PLEASE?
Tiffany: I think AJ is so cute and adorable look at him, and look at tyker ugh.
Tyker: BITCH WHAT DID U SAY
Tiffany: Are u deaf?
Tyker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUT
Tiffany: NO BITCH *twirls*
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Dan: Hey, is our alliance still going strong? If it is, we have to stick together and vote the weakest member
Raydog: yes it’s strong. At this point it’s one of the girls. I would prefer to keep Kayleigh over tiffany.
Tyker: same
Max: I prefer eliminating the guys though. Kinda want the girls to stick around. They are hotttt. I need entertainment around here, it’s boring af.
Ray: True
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Dan: Joshie! AJ! We need to team up together! Ray max and tyker have an alliance! We need to get rid of them ASAP. I can flirt with the girls to get their votes!
AJ: I bet u just want an excuse to flirt with them
Dan: you got that right *winks*
Joshie: ew
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Im sorry if this is a little… rated m? everything is a joke because this is a story haha. Also my English sucks sorry if I made any mistakes. okay bye. Next episode will be up…. when I feel like it (:
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ImGonnaWin 7/10 LOL i think i voted for u to win in stars! Marchesa 8/10 "chesa" sounds like cheese and you're making me hungry when im on a diet. voted you u to win in stars btw (: scooby0000 7/10 but personally i dont really like scooby doobie doo (however u spell it english isnt my first language) i thought it was um weird (: s73100 7/10 sounds like a spy's name haha BatmanTDI 7/10 but -1 because I prefer Spider-Man sorry vlad21 - 9/10 tbh when I first saw your name I saw it wrongly and thought it was glad21. Well... Glad that your name is Vlad (: cococolin122 8/10 I LOVE THAT YOUR USERNAME RHYMES (somewhat) virgie88 8/10 I've never heard of a name called Virgie but 88 means double prosperity so +5 flamingjojo 8/10 but I accidentally read your name was flappybird because I'm blind as a bat wessums 8/10 sounds like the sound babies make when they fart oops allyxox 8/10 The 'xox' reminds me of 'xoxox gossip girl' which I loveee mightygoober 7/10 I thought it was mightybooger (the poop in everyone's nose) haha oops but iz creativeee jordanxo 7/10 reminds me of Michael Jordan bc he's so iconic kaseyhope101 8/10 because the 101 at the back sounds really cool (: bluba164 7/10 bluba sounds like whale singing tbh sarah48 7/10 because Sarah is a nice name ari_ kawaii/10 because it's so cuteeee thegoatishere 6/10 I'm sorry LOL but your username made me laugh haha xoxloulouxox 7/10 because 'xox' reminds me of gossip girl haha bearcat 7/10 because cats are awesome but -1 because bears scare me tidal 7/10 but if it was tidalwave I would give you a +1 brainjak 7/10 because it sounds like hijack and hijack is associated with ninjas so +10 icebear 7/10 because I like ice but -1 because bears scare me sprtsgy1989 7/10 because I like sports. I would give you +1 if it was sportsguy but okay survivor_season1 8/10 because I like survivor but -2 for Richard hatch
Vagina originates from an english word that represents a women's private part. It may be bushy at times, and it may be shaved as well and it may bleed, it can also withstand any dick size as it is stretchable. Basically, it is very adaptable, which represents the qualities this tribe should possess.
Titties, also referred to by others as jugs, tits and boobs. Titties can come in a variety of sizes: big, small, perky, fake, real, inflated and red too if u slap it hard enough. Basically, tits can withstand anything when put to the test, unlike a vagina who will bleed easily. This is the quality the tribe should have.
Joshie: Should I start an alliance first or should I flirt? Damn these girls are smoking, gotta flirt with them first.
Kayleigh: Hey joshie what's up?
Joshie: Hopefully your shirt because your boobs are so great
Kayleigh: thanks babe!
Dan: hey im dan, but u can call me anytime elise *winks*
kayleigh: yes definitely after this is over let's exchange numbers (:
Aj: STOP FLIRTING AND START WORKING ASSHOLES.
Dan: Hey kayleigh h-
Aj: *slaps dan’s head* GET TO WORK
Ray: Oh, look at josh, flirting instead of getting wood. He has to go next
Tiffany: You are so dumb, talking to yourself
Ray: Who the fuck even are you?
AJ: Yeah who the fuck are u
Tiffany: Im tiffany pollard u bitch
Tyker: We have a lunatic in camp, great
Tiffany: Why is everyone bullying me? I AM THE GREATEST PERSON EVER SO SUCK IT CUNT
Tyker: no u suck it cunt
Tiffany: no fucking way
Ray: Well I'd like to suck it
Max: omg what's happening, are we sucking tits or dicks? I want in!
Tiffany: UGH why am I with a bunch of losers in this tribe
Mexus: Damn, it’s so bloody hot, perfect opportunity to take off my shirt and show off my abs
Mark: ohmygod, we’ve been here for less than a minute and one guy is stripping, but damn his muscles are ripped! Hopefully the girls strip as well (:
Noah: fuck mexus is so hot, he can be my cuddle buddy all day man, I’ll take it!
Mark: oh god, can u stop fangirling over mexus? Let’s be in an alliance
Noah: sure thing mark
Topaz: these bitches better watch the fuck out. I guarantee I take up 90% of the screentime because im just so iconic
Kristian: oh god, we have an arrogant fuck here
Topaz: bitch who u calling arrogant. No thanks I don’t want to fuck you.
Kristian: I wasn’t asking u idiot. GIRLS FAWN OVER ME they literally love me to death, I guarantee after awhile u will to.
Topaz: no bitch no fuck u
Jesse: hey, I was wondering if we could be in an alliance together, the three of us
Kat: sure thing cutie
Jesse: no staph it, you’re the cutie. Maybe even cuter after the challenge. I heard it’s water based. And you are wearing white clothes
Ty: oh no, u can gladly use my shirt to cover
Jesse: *smacks ty’s head*
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Immunity challenge: Titties tribe wins
Vagina tribe, comment on who u want gone next . also Pyn to be tagged/mentioned to be a guest player or cameo appearance or a guest stripper wtv idc just comment I need TS Im a broke hoe ):
Hope u like it haha this is my very first survivor blog kinda thing (:
and double chin since everyone's doing it (pic)