Vagina originates from an english word that represents a women's private part. It may be bushy at times, and it may be shaved as well and it may bleed, it can also withstand any dick size as it is stretchable. Basically, it is very adaptable, which represents the qualities this tribe should possess.
Titties, also referred to by others as jugs, tits and boobs. Titties can come in a variety of sizes: big, small, perky, fake, real, inflated and red too if u slap it hard enough. Basically, tits can withstand anything when put to the test, unlike a vagina who will bleed easily. This is the quality the tribe should have.
Joshie: Should I start an alliance first or should I flirt? Damn these girls are smoking, gotta flirt with them first.
Kayleigh: Hey joshie what's up?
Joshie: Hopefully your shirt because your boobs are so great
Kayleigh: thanks babe!
Dan: hey im dan, but u can call me anytime elise *winks*
kayleigh: yes definitely after this is over let's exchange numbers (:
Aj: STOP FLIRTING AND START WORKING ASSHOLES.
Dan: Hey kayleigh h-
Aj: *slaps dan’s head* GET TO WORK
Ray: Oh, look at josh, flirting instead of getting wood. He has to go next
Tiffany: You are so dumb, talking to yourself
Ray: Who the fuck even are you?
AJ: Yeah who the fuck are u
Tiffany: Im tiffany pollard u bitch
Tyker: We have a lunatic in camp, great
Tiffany: Why is everyone bullying me? I AM THE GREATEST PERSON EVER SO SUCK IT CUNT
Tyker: no u suck it cunt
Tiffany: no fucking way
Ray: Well I'd like to suck it
Max: omg what's happening, are we sucking tits or dicks? I want in!
Tiffany: UGH why am I with a bunch of losers in this tribe
Mexus: Damn, it’s so bloody hot, perfect opportunity to take off my shirt and show off my abs
Mark: ohmygod, we’ve been here for less than a minute and one guy is stripping, but damn his muscles are ripped! Hopefully the girls strip as well (:
Noah: fuck mexus is so hot, he can be my cuddle buddy all day man, I’ll take it!
Mark: oh god, can u stop fangirling over mexus? Let’s be in an alliance
Noah: sure thing mark
Topaz: these bitches better watch the fuck out. I guarantee I take up 90% of the screentime because im just so iconic
Kristian: oh god, we have an arrogant fuck here
Topaz: bitch who u calling arrogant. No thanks I don’t want to fuck you.
Kristian: I wasn’t asking u idiot. GIRLS FAWN OVER ME they literally love me to death, I guarantee after awhile u will to.
Topaz: no bitch no fuck u
Jesse: hey, I was wondering if we could be in an alliance together, the three of us
Kat: sure thing cutie
Jesse: no staph it, you’re the cutie. Maybe even cuter after the challenge. I heard it’s water based. And you are wearing white clothes
Ty: oh no, u can gladly use my shirt to cover
Jesse: *smacks ty’s head*
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Immunity challenge: Titties tribe wins
Vagina tribe, comment on who u want gone next . also Pyn to be tagged/mentioned to be a guest player or cameo appearance or a guest stripper wtv idc just comment I need TS Im a broke hoe ):
Hope u like it haha this is my very first survivor blog kinda thing (:
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Max: omg what's happening, are we sucking tits or dicks? I want in!
