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DeathIsGreat
15

You charities better win

1 DeathIsGreat, Sep 8, 2018

cause i literally got 0T$
Is this the end of #DeathIsGreat?

Kaseyhope101
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TENGAGED MURDER MYSTERY FINALE

6 Kaseyhope101, Aug 17, 2016

QUICK LIL NAMES :
Kaseyhope101 - Martha, the lone survivor & hero
#DeathIsGreat - Death, the killer (TRUE IDENTITY TO BE REVEALED)
xrain_shooter - Slutty gay one
kelly2722 - The Bitchy Friend
thirteen - Creepy guy who shows up to the party uninvited *DECEASED*
KingGeek - Random bitchy friend to Bitchy Friend
HaliFord - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF)
AlyssaAF - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF) *DECEASED*
loopspeare - Intellectual Friend
Illdi - Asian who isn't really connected to this group in any way but shows up (AKA Asian) *DEAD*
Timster - Black friend (gender unspecified, but character is black) *DEAD*
thirteen - Missing Boyfriend *DECEASED... OR IS HE???*
pegasus1234 / rosemulet - Rose & Anna Mulet, a confused celebrity with two personalities, acting as a detective after hearing noise complaints from the party
FINAL NEW CHARACTER :
koolcoop - Younger Brother
jenzie - Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone
jourdanbabyxoxo - Head Cheerleader, Missy Kapone's daughter, River Kapone
*AT THE PARTY*
-Martha's younger brother exits his room, and notices a pile of dead bodies outside his room-
Younger Brother - Fuck that. -closes door, and locks it-
*CUT TO : LOBBY*
-Bitchy Friend & Slutty gay + footballer are still dancing to Selena Gomez-
Martha, to the Random Bitchy friends to the bitchy friend - How are they still celebrating.
RBFTRBFTBF - Well, slutty gay is still half a virgin and a devout Catholic.
Martha - Wait, wait, wait... The gay is Catholic.
Rose/Anna, whispering - Gross, he should be stoned for his deep dark sin.
-Martha & the random bitchy friends stare at Rose/Anna-
Rose/Anna, whisperin - Why should I filter myself to meet all of your expectations and opinions?! -raises voice to a taking tone- YOU KNOW WHAT. I AM AN ANTI FEMINIST, CATHOLIC, HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, MINORITY SHAMING, STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMAN AND I SPEAK MY MIND. HEAR ME ROAR. -storms upstairs-
RBFTRBFTBF - Why does she always whisper?
Martha - Because her parents got bombed when they had her, and that caused her vocal chords to be blocked. At least, that's what "Tiger Beat" magazine says what happened.
Random Bitchy friend to bitchy friend - I read it was cuz on one of her mood changes she took a butter knife and ripped her vocal chords out.
Martha - She'd be dead.
Random Bitchy friend to bitchy friend - Her parents snap up to her concerts, and they look NORMAL.
Martha - Maybe, it was a gas bomb!
-RBFTRBFTBF rolls her eyes and walks up stairs-
RBFTRBFTBF - ROSE AND OR ANNA?
-Death comes out of no where and eats RBFTRBFTBF-
RBFTRBFTBF -..

Kaseyhope101
47

TMM E. 2 of 3

3 Kaseyhope101, Aug 17, 2016

QUICK LIL NAMES :
Kaseyhope101 - Martha, the lone survivor & hero
#DeathIsGreat - Death, the killer (TRUE IDENTITY TO BE REVEALED)
xrain_shooter - Slutty gay one
kelly2722 - The Bitchy Friend
thirteen - Creepy guy who shows up to the party uninvited
KingGeek - Random bitchy friend to Bitchy Friend
HaliFord - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF)
AlyssaAF - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF) *DECEASED*
loopspeare - Intellectual Friend
Illdi - Asian who isn't really connected to this group in any way but shows up (AKA Asian)
Timster - Black friend (gender unspecified, but character is black)
thirteen - Missing Boyfriend *DECEASED... OR IS HE???*
NEW CHARACTERS :
pegasus1234 / rosemulet - Rose & Anna Mulet, a confused celebrity with two personalities, acting as a detective after hearing noise complaints from the party
*AT THE PARTY*
Bitchy Friend - Where the FUCK is RBFTRBFTBF?!
-Rose/Anna knocks on the door-
Bitchy Friend fiercely stomps to the door and opens it - WHAT, BITCH?!
-Rose/Anna in a cop uniform points a gun at bitchy friend-
Black - OH HELL NO! -runs up the stairs- AHHHHH!
Martha runs up the stairs, following genderless black - What— AHHHHHHHH!
RBFTRBFTBF runs up the stairs, following Martha - Wh— AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Rose/Anna, whispering - PARTY PEOPLE, AS AN OFFICER, I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO STAND BACK AND I WILL WALK UP THE STAIRS AND SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. -stairs walking up the stairs, sees blood, and runs the other way- AHHHHHHH! BLOOD! I AM NOT INVOLVED IN NO SERIAL KILLINGS!
Bitchy Friend - Did you not notice the dead— -notices her missing boyfriend's body is missing- MY MISSING BOYFRIEND IS MISSING!
Intellectual - Well, he wasn't missing when we found him dead, so technically he's not your missing boyfriend until...
Bitchy Friend - SHUT UP, YOU ARE PROBABLY NEXT. IF THE KILLER DOESN'T KILL YOU, YOUR ASHTMA WILL.
Intellectual - Not all smart people have asthma... I do, but not all of them.
Rose/Anna, whispering - There's a killer?
Bitchy Friend - YES, AND EITHER BLACK, SLUT GAY, ASHTMA, ASIAN OR ONE OF MY BITCHY FRIEND'S BITCHY FRIEND'S ARE NEXT. SINCE ONE DIED ALREADY I AM LEANING TOWARDS ASIAN.
Asian - Hey!
Bitchy Friend - Sorry, but am I wrong?
Martha - LOOK OUT!
-The Chandelier starts shaking, and random falls down-
-Everyone runs out the way, besides Asian, who watches and stares as it crushes her on the spot-
Bitchy Friend realizes there's an earthquake happening - EARTHQUAKE!!!!
-Slutty gay and footballer are just making out while this is happening-
Black starts to run up the stairs again, tripping on the blood of RBFTRBFTBF - OH SHIT!..

Kaseyhope101
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TENGAGED MURDER MYSTERY EPISODE 1

3 Kaseyhope101, Aug 17, 2016

Inspired by the creative genius DeathIsGreat
QUICK LIL NAMES :
Kaseyhope101 - Martha, the lone survivor & hero
#DeathIsGreat - Death, the killer (TRUE IDENTITY TO BE REVEALED)
xrain_shooter - Slutty gay one
kelly2722 - The Bitchy Friend
thirteen - Creepy guy who shows up to the party uninvited
KingGeek - Random bitchy friend to Bitchy Friend
HaliFord - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF)
AlyssaAF - Random bitchy friend to random bitchy friend to bitchy friend to bitchy friend (RBFTRBFTBF)
loopspeare - Intellectual Friend
Illdi - Asian who isn't really connected to this group in any way but shows up (AKA Asian)
Timster - Black friend (gender unspecified, but character is black)
thirteen - Missing Boyfriend
*PARTY STARTS, EVERYONE IS THERE*
*RANDOM SELENA GOMEZ MUSIC IS PLAYING, PICKED OUT BY RANDOM BITCHY FRIEND TO BITCHY FRIEND*
Martha goes up to Bitchy Friend - BITCHY FRIEND, WHAT UP?!
Bitchy Friend, almost emotionlessly - This sub-par music it too loud, I might leave with my missing boyfriend. Where is my missing boyfriend? I want to fuck him. Now.
Martha - Chill, bitchy friend! You're like 11.
Bitchy Friend - I am 14 years of age.
Martha - Your boyfriend is like 21!
Bitchy Friend - It is legal in Texas. -struts away, her random bitchy friends follow-
Martha - Who are those people?! Did I invite them?
-slutty gay friend is making out with some random football player, who everyone thought was straight-
-everyone watches-
Martha - Huh?
-suddenly, the body of the missing boyfriend falls from the second story indoor balcony that this house has, because Martha is rich-
Everyone - Oh my God!
-RBFTRBFTBF, standing at spot on the balcony where he fell-
RBFTRBFTBF - SORRY, I HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TEQUILA. IS HE OKAY?
-Random Bitchy Friend stares at her boyfriends dead body for like 3 seconds-
Random Bitchy Friend - Yeah, he's fine! -turns music up louder-
-RBFTRBFTBF turns around and Death is there-
RBFTRBFTBF - AHHHH! -gets eaten-
*TO BE CONTINUED*

Kaseyhope101
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My OWN nightly reminders :

2 Kaseyhope101, Aug 16, 2016

Move over, Brayden_, these are better.
1) Baseball players are the hottest athletes on this planet.
2) Libra Thompson is the best black, besides Danielle Reyes, to ever play Big Brother.
3) Carol Peletier is the most influential character in TV history.
4) Phoebe Buffay was the Star of Friends.
5) Kit Harington is the hottest celebrity in history.
6) Taylor Swift revolutionized pop music.
7) Lydia Martin saved Teen Wolf.
8) Beth Greene is still the best Greene.
9) Julie Chen is the best reality TV host ever.
10) I am the Khaleesi of Tengaged. #DeathIsGreat is the empress.
11) Into You is the Song of 2016.
12) Thinking Bout You is the best song off Dangerous Woman.
13) Octavia Blake is the MVP of The 100.
14) James Rhine is the best Big Brother USA male to ever grace our television screen.
15) James Rhine is Dad.
16) Becky Burgess 4 All-Stars.
17) Natalie Negrotti wins BB18.
18) #TeamNatalieNegrotti

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