1) lemonface - An obsessed ex-boyfriend will show up at your house, and when you refuse to get back with him you will be shot in the head.
2) Carriexoxo24xo - Freak fisting accident. The guy will slip and his hand will go too far up.
3) Arris - Corona :(
4) JasonXtreme - Unfortunately your clothes will get hooked to a car and the drivers will be unaware that they've been dragging your now lifeless body for miles.
5) pinkiepie512 - You'll go on an expedition to prove unicorns are real... but unfortunately you will find out the hard way that they're carnivores.
6) The_Kid - After you fail to repay your debts to the mafia, you will go missing.
7) fearlessfoxy - Victim #4 of a new serial killer. Yours will be the death that helps the police to realise the previous 3 deaths were all connected.
8) tycoon1234 - There will be a plane crash. You and a few others will survive and take refuge on a deserted island. You'll be the one they decide to eat after about 5 days without food.
9) ShaneDawson12345 - A demonic possession will unfortunately end with your passing away.
10) ColinCoco - Cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.
11) Tester - You will be trapped in a burning building. Your skin will burn off from the heat before you even catch fire.
12) AkeriaChanel - Someone who hates you will poison your energy drink with battery acid.
13) CalebJustLeft - While walking with a knife in your hands, you will slip on some water on the floor and impale yourself with said knife.
14) Electric - You will hook up with a bodybuilder and ask him to choke you, but unfortunately he will get carried away and strangle you to death.
15) lexeyjane - Your partner will throw a hairdryer in the bathtub and say it was an accident so they can get your insurance money.
16) Kindred7 - You will live a long life and die of old age in your sleep.
17) turkeylover - A hit and run by yours truly.
COUPLES (as selected by Random.org):
1. Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton
2. Holly Valance and Kawhi Leonard
3. Hayden Panettiere and Monica Lewinsky
4. Grant Gustin and Neil deGrasse Tyson
5. Hades and Grimes
6. Yvonne Strahovski and Po the Teletubby
7. Dua Lipa and Liz Y2K
8. Gal Gadot and Paula Abdul
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PLACEMENTS:
16th/15th: Grant Gustin ( Pokepat) and Neil deGrasse Tyson ( RedsKanto) [1-0 vote]
14th/13th: Holly Valance ( PennyTrationStan) and Kawhi Leonard ( JasonXTreme) [4-4 tie]
12th/**th: Gal Gadot ( IceBeast) and Paula Abdul ( 13bam) [4-2 vote]
11th: Dua Lipa - Noahbear55 [3-3 tie]
10th: Hillary Clinton - bia_sunset [5-1 vote]
- Paula Abdul has received the most votes to return to the House! -
• Jury Starts •
09th: Yvonne Strahovski - Kindred7 [4-2 vote]
08th: Hades - ColinCoco [4-1 vote]
07th: Hayden Panettiere - CoolKat [3-1 vote]
06th: Will Kirby - Tester [3-0 vote]
05th: Liz Y2K - turkeylover [1-1 tie]
04th: Grimes - texty [1-0 vote]
03rd: Paula Abdul - 13bam [1-0 vote]
☆ FINAL TWO ☆
☆ Monica Lewinsky ( Blingbae)
Monica, as the most contraversial houseguest since Hitler, you have definitely made huge waves in this house, snatching 5 wins and eliminating frontrunner after frontrunner. Will the jury be bitter towards you?
☆ Po the Teletubby ( SeaViper)
Po, you were the star of the season and really impressed everyone with your 4 wins and with surviving the block 5 times. Not only that, but you did it all while wearing your red teletubby suit! Will the jury consider you being nominated 5 times as poor gameplay, I wonder.
The WINNER of Big Brother 9, by a close vote of 4-3 is...........................................
👑 MONICA LEWINSKY (#Blingbae) 👑
Congratulations! You have won a non-disclosure agreement!
Additionally, Tengaged has been voting for their favorite juror (not really) and the results are in! Tengaged's Favorite Juror is......... 🌟 YVONNE STRAHOVSKI (#Kindred7) 🌟
Congrats you have won an Oscar for best performance in some movie!!
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FUN FACTS:
• Comp Beasts: Grimes and Monica Lewinsky (5 wins each)
• Most Times Nominated: Po (5 times)
• Most Robbed: Grimes (5 wins and 2 times nominated)
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FULL SUMMARY:
Week #1:
Power Couple: Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton
Evicted Couple: Grant Gustin and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Head of Household: Gal Gadot and Paula Abdul
Initial Nominees: Yvonne Strahovski and Po, Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton
Veto Winner: Yvonne Strahovski and Po
Veto Used: Yes on Yvonne Strahovski and Po
Replacement: Kawhi Leonard and Holly Valance
Final Nominees: Kawhi Leonard and Holly Valance, Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton
Evicted: Kawhi Leonard and Holly Valance [4-4]
Week #2:
Head of Household: Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton
Initial Nominees: Grimes and Hades, Gal Gadot and Paula Abdul
Veto Winner: Yvonne Strahovski and Po
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Grimes and Hades, Gal Gadot and Paula Abdul
Evicted: Gal Gadot and Paula Abdul [4-2]
Week #3:
Head of Household: Grimes and Hades
Initial Nominees: Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton, Dua Lipa and Liz Y2K
Veto Winner: Grimes and Hades
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Will Kirby and Hillary Clinton, Dua Lipa and Liz Y2K
Most Votes: Dua Lipa and Hillary Clinton [2-2]
Evicted: Dua Lipa [3-3]
Week #4:
Head of Household: Hades
Initial Nominees: Hillary Clinton and Po
Veto Winner: Yvonne Strahovski
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Hillary Clinton and Po
Evicted: Hillary Clinton [5-1]
Week #5:
Most Votes to Return: Paula Abdul
Returning Candidates: Paula Abdul and Hillary Clinton
Returned: Paula Abdul (6-2)
Head of Household: Po
Initial Nominees: Yvonne Strahovski and Hades
Veto Winner: Paula Abdul
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Yvonne Strahovski and Hades
Evicted: Yvonne Strahovski [4-2]
Week #6:
Head of Household: Monica Lewinsky
Initial Nominees: Hayden Panettiere and Hades
Veto Winner: Monica Lewinsky
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Hayden Panettiere and Hades
Evicted: Hades [4-1]
Week #7:
Head of Household: Po
Initial Nominees: Paula Abdul and Hayden Panettiere
Veto Winner: Grimes
Veto Used: Yes on Paula Abdul
Replacement: Liz Y2K
Final Nominees: Liz Y2K and Hayden Panettiere
Evicted: Hayden Panettiere [3-1]
Week #8:
Head of Household: Liz Y2K
Initial Nominees: Po and Monica Lewinsky
Veto Winner: Grimes
Veto Used: Yes on Po
Replacement: Will Kirby
Final Nominees: Will Kirby and Monica Lewinsky
Evicted: Will Kirby [3-0]
Week #9:
Head of Household: Monica Lewinsky
Initial Nominees: Liz Y2K and Paula Abdul
Veto Winner: Grimes
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Liz Y2K and Paula Abdul
Evicted: Liz Y2K [1-1]
Week #10:
Head of Household: Paula Abdul
Initial Nominees: Monica Lewinsky and Po
Veto Winner: Monica Lewinsky
Veto Used: Yes on Monica Lewinsky
Replacement: Grimes
Final Nominees: Grimes and Po
Evicted: Grimes [1-0]
Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Monica Lewinsky
Part 2 Winner: Paula Abdul
Part 3 Winner: Monica Lewinsky
Nominees: Po and Paula Abdul
Evicted: Paula Abdul [1-0]
Finale:
Finalists: Monica Lewinsky and Po
Winner: Monica Lewinsky [4-3]
America's Favorite: Yvonne Strahovski
• turkeylover - Your unhealthy obsession with Lana Del Rey
• BengalBoy - The fact that you write "bnglby" under every PYN blog instead of just saying "me".
• smallchild99 - Your username I'm scared the pedos are gonna try to snatch you.
• Maxi1234 - The fact that I don't know you :(
• Kindred7 - You started hanging out with the biker chicks. The ghetto!
• PennyTrationStan - Your colour level for the love of God play some games.
• dawnpeacly - The fact that we don't interact enough!
• Tester - The fact that you somehow always get roped into drama despite being only 16.
• washed_ravioli - Your username I either have to call you "washed" or "ravioli" and none of those are ideal.
• 3pi14159 - That username holy shit what is that
• cocacola12 - Your avatar please stop immediately
• lemonface - Who are you?
• paul028 - You don't post Breaking News enough ;-;
• scooby0000 - The fact that I can't tell whether you're straight or not.
• FlipFlops - You don't have me as a friend I hate that D:
• ITZ3THAN - Sorry king I don't know you well enough.
16th - Madeline Petsch - AriannyCeleste (6-5 vote)
** Canada has voted for George Ezra and Lana Del Rey to re-enter the house **
×× This sadly means that Gordon Ramsey ( aria_grande) and Queen Elizabeth II ( 13bam) will not be competing this season ××
15th - Homer Simpson - Highheels (8-4 vote)
14th - Carmela Zumbado - Survivor8 (6-5 vote)
--- Fake Double Eviction Twist ---
13th - Sandra Diaz Twine - SeaViper (7-3 vote)
*** Alexa Bliss - CocoVanderbilt (7-2 vote)
12th - Thorgy Thor - Bomby (5-3 vote)
••• Jury •••
11th - Shay Mitchell - TheShayMitchell (8-0 vote)
*** Alexa Bliss has returned to the house by a unanimous vote ***
10th - Dave Franco - IceBeast (5-2 vote)
09th - Bill Hader - NanoNerd (4-2 vote)
08th - Marge Simpson - jhelsdon2478 (3-2 vote)
--- Double Eviction ---
07th - Bernie Sanders- ColinCoco (3-1 vote)
06th - Alexa Bliss - CocoVanderbilt (2-1 vote)
05th - Jacksepticeye - Tester (1-1 tie broken by HoH)
04th - Gemma Collins - Majority (1-0 vote)
03rd - Lindsay Lohan - PennyTrationStan (1-0 vote)
*** FINAL TWO ***
That's right, folks. We have a final two made up of the only two veterans to have returned to the house this season.
George Ezra - Varlto
George, you played a very different game from your alliance member this season. You stayed under the radar for the entire season - occasionally going up as a pawn but managing to convince everyone that you weren't big enough of a threat to be evicted. Some might say floating is a contraversial game plan, but you're here in the final two and they've all been evicted. That should say something.
Lana Del Rey - turkeylover
Lana, as the only other returning player and the second half of your alliance with George, you too have played a unique game. You stayed under the radar in the beginning of the game, and then finally started showing your true self when you managed to snatch 7 wins as soon as the jury phase of the game began. However, that means you are responsible for half of your jurors' evictions. Will they be bitter towards you?
The WINNER of Big Brother Canada 4, BY A SHOCKING VOTE OF 9-0 IS .................................
☆○ LANA DEL REY (#turkeylover) ○☆
Congratulations, Lana! You have won a Grammy nomination that you will not win!!!
Additionally, the winner of Canada's Favorite Player is........ BERNIE SANDERS (#ColinCoco)!!! Congrats you have won the 2020 elections (courtesy of Russia).
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FUN FACTS:
• Pre-Jury Comp Beast - Shay Mitchell (4 wins)
• Post-Jury Comp Beast - Lana Del Rey (7 wins - most in the show's history)
• HoH Comp Beast - Lana Del Rey (3 wins)
• PoV Comp Beast - Lana Del Rey (4 wins)
• Farthest Without Being Nominated - Gemma Collins (4th place)
• Farthest with 0 wins - Gemma Collins (4th place)
• Most Times Nominated - Alexa Bliss and Lana Del Rey (4 times each)
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FULL SUMMARY:
Week #1
HoH: Carmela Zumbado
Initial Nominees: Madeline Petsch and Lindsay Lohan
PoV: Homer Simpson
Veto Used: No
Post-Veto Nominees: Madeline Petsch and Lindsay Lohan
Evicted: Madeline Petsch [6-5 vote]
Week #2:
Returnees: Lana Del Rey and George Ezra
HoH: Shay Mitchell
Initial Nominees: Carmela Zumbado and Jacksepticeye
PoV: Sandra Diaz Twine
Veto Used: Yes on Jacksepticeye
Post-Veto Nominees: Carmela Zumbado and Homer Simpson
Evicted: Homer Simpson [8-4 vote]
Week #3
HoH: Bill Hader
Initial Nominees: Sandra Diaz Twine and Carmela Zumbado
PoV: Sandra Diaz Twine
Veto Used: Yes on Sandra Diaz Twine
Post-Veto Nominees: Thorgy Thor and Carmela Zumbado
Evicted: Carmela Zumbado [6-5 vote]
Week #4:
HoH: Alexa Bliss
Initial Nominees: Sandra Diaz Twine and Shay Mitchell
PoV: Shay Mitchell
Veto Used: Yes on Shay Mitchell
Post-Veto Nominees: Sandra Diaz Twine and Bill Hader
Evicted: Sandra Diaz Twine [7-3 vote]
Double Eviction #1:
HoH: Dave Franco
Initial Nominees: Alexa Bliss and Marge Simpson
PoV: Thorgy Thor
Veto Used: Yes on Marge Simpson
Post-Veto Nominees: Alexa Bliss and Jacksepticeye
Evicted: Alexa Bliss [7-2 vote]
Week #5:
HoH: Shay Mitchell
Initial Nominees: Thorgy Thor and George Ezra
PoV: Shay Mitchell
Veto Used: Yes on George Ezra
Post-Veto Nominees: Thorgy Thor and Dave Franco
Evicted: Thorgy Thor [5-3 vote]
Returnee: Alexa Bliss
Week #6:
HoH: Dave Franco
Initial Nominees: Alexa Bliss and Shay Mitchell
PoV: Lana Del Rey
Veto Used: Yes on Alexa Bliss
Post-Veto Nominees: Bill Hader and Shay Mitchell
Evicted: Shay Mitchell [8-0 vote]
Week #7:
HoH: Bernie Sanders
Initial Nominees: Dave Franco and George Ezra
PoV: Bill Hader
Veto Used: No
Post-Veto Nominees: Dave Franco and George Ezra
Evicted: Dave Franco [5-2 vote]
Week #8:
HoH: Marge Simpson
Initial Nominees: Lana Del Rey and Bill Hader
PoV: Lana Del Rey
Veto Used: Yes on Lana Del Rey
Post-Veto Nominees: Alexa Bliss and Bill Hader
Evicted: Bill Hader [4-2 vote]
Week #9:
HoH: Jacksepticeye
Initial Nominees: Lindsay Lohan and Lana Del Rey
PoV: Lindsay Lohan
Veto Used: Yes on Lindsay Lohan
Post-Veto Nominees: Marge Simpson and Lana Del Rey
Evicted: Marge Simpson [3-2]
Week #10:
HoH: Lana Del Rey
Initial Nominees: Alexa Bliss and Bernie Sanders
PoV: Alexa Bliss
Veto Used: Yes on Alexa Bliss
Post-Veto Nominees: Lindsay Lohan and Bernie Sanders
Evicted: Bernie Sanders [3-1 vote]
Double Eviction #2:
HoH: Jacksepticeye
Initial Nominees: Lana Del Rey and Alexa Bliss
PoV: Lana Del Rey
Veto Used: Yes on Lana Del Rey
Post-Veto Nominees: Lindsay Lohan and Alexa Bliss
Evicted: Alexa Bliss [2-1 vote]
Week #11:
HoH: Lana Del Rey
Initial Nominees: Lindsay Lohan and Jacksepticeye
PoV: George Ezra
Veto Used: No
Post-Veto Nominees: Lindsay Lohan and Jacksepticeye
Evicted: Jacksepticeye [2*-1 vote]
Week #12:
HoH: Lindsay Lohan
Initial Nominees: George Ezra and Lana Del Rey
PoV: Lana Del Rey
Veto Used: Yes on Lana Del Rey
Post-Veto Nominees: George Ezra and Gemma Collins
Evicted: Gemma Collins [1-0 vote]
Finale:
HoH Part 1: George Ezra
HoH Part 2: Lana Del Rey
HoH Part 3: Lana Del Rey
Final Nominees: George Ezra and Lindsay Lohan
Evicted: Lindsay Lohan [1-0 vote]
Winner: Lana Del Rey [9 votes]
Runner Up: George Ezra [0 votes]
Favorite: Bernie Sanders #casting
