I'll base it off of your personality/habits on tengaged:
atti12 - You place well in games, but don't play them too often. So I'd say you are competitive but not obsessed with spending your time on stupid websites. You're gonna be like a CEO or something very important.
Music - You spam countless things. I would say probably sales/marketing for you.
xCelestex - You are pretty popular among your friends, so you might be easy to talk to. Depending on your skill sets, you could range from a high level job in psychology to an entry-level job in customer service at McDonalds.
nikkirags - From your profile, you love music. So perhaps you'll be a secretary for a major music label! You could ask stars what there name is and pretend to phone the executives to let them know they're here. Plus you'll be the one to go and get them coffee! Nice ;)
obscurity - You write a ton of blogs. So maybe you'll be in journalism. It's more probable that you'll be in some insurance company proofreading insurance claims and policies. But idk...you seem to have a great competitive side to ya, you might just make it big in the world of "Parents' basement gamers".
RitaBlankets - With your various odd names, it's clear that you're a silly person. Since you cannot take anything seriously, I have found the perfect job for you. You'll work as a freelance clown for children's parties. How exciting! If you're not into that, you'd make a great mascot for some unknown, unheard of sports team. Ya know, from some town that even your GPS would have a hard time finding.
Ryguy - You're going to be the next Annie Duke. You make solid bets that payoff. You should definitely consider a career in gambling.
ARTPOP - You are hilarious and blog so much. You're going to be the write for the Sunday Comics in your local newspaper. Watch out Schultz, ARTPOP is on the prowl.
BOBROCKS333 - All caps, really? Well, you'll be good a yelling. So perhaps you'll make it as a drive-thru clerk at some fast food restaurant. They love to shout out "CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"
Aquamarine - You have a way with the ladies. Oh wait, you don't. But you are very cynical and act like you're better than most other people. You could totally get away with being someone like Paris Hilton, minus the luxury, money, and fame.
pens87 - Well with a name like "pens" you just won't cut it in any mathematical or science field. I guess you're stuck with something more permanent, like a judge. Once you make that court ruling, it's gonna be FINAL.
Bo_oM - Well you made a username from the emoticon o_o. That's pretty creative. I think you'll make it big in the marketing world. You gotta be creative to come up with the next slogan for McDonalds...cos I'm not really loving it anymore. (note the pun)
Lucinda - Genderfaker! Aha. The only thing a genderfaker can ever hope to amount to is a transsexual performer at a gay night club. I heard they make great tips, tho! Just watch out for those gnarly STDs.
Jouix - Oh babe you just never log out. I think one day you might be able to convince randomize to make you the new Tengaged Games Coordinator, but other than that, perhaps a website designer or a new technology tester. I bet you'd be great a finding bugs and reporting back to the programmers.
RoboZoe - Well you suck at tengaged games, so you're probably VERY successful in real life. You even got 23rd in HG like me...so I'm gonna say you can be whatever the fk you want, cos you're that good ;)
FlameonX - My good friend, Dick. You really don't do much on tengaged, so again, I deduce that you're either already or soon-to-be a real life success. I bet you'll work in either an industry related to fire or pokémon.
Piviko - I'm just going to say it. You are probably going to end up being a rapee by our very own J.G.
PaulaDeen - wtf are you posting your name for? You are already a mother, a brilliant southern cook, an author and TV personality.
Vans - You're one of those annoying people who delete their blogs unless become a ranked blog. So you're either OCD, stupid, or lack confidence. You'd be a great factory worker or office clerk. I'd steer away from any jobs requiring presenting skills or are "messy".
joao147 - You have 2 friends. Perhaps you lack social skills? I think a career in Miming would suit you well. You don't have to have any social skills to not speak! :D
Missalice3 - Your profile is large and bold. I would say you would do well in the business world, but your Disney quote throws me off. Since you like Disney so much I would just suggest you be a babysitter so you can indulge without judgement.
Gemini - SO. MUCH. LOVE. on your profile. Jesus woman, you need to be in the medical field as a nurse or something. Loving people makes an easy transition into caring for them.
skyforce25 - You have a 13th in castings and ugly hair. That might mean you can't commit to a job and see it through (cos Castings are so easy) and you don't care about your appearance. It's entry-level grunt work for you.
jtotalturtle - You can be whatever you want. You have the personality of sugar & spice, and everything nice. Anyone in any industry would be honored to have you. But since you like turtles so much, I'd suggest being a zookeeper or veterinarian (:
disneygeek - President of the United States. Just kidding, you're gonna be stuck in retail or one of those people holding up furniture closeout signs on the street corner.
cgyflames01 - You will be my husband #2, should you ever decide to be.
bayonetta - You have lots of tengaged accomplishments so you must be driven in some way. Your drive will cause you to have lots of success in your career. Since you're so good at survivor, you could easily survive the rigors of teaching students.
tommarkoliver - Your profile is just a big repeat of nonsense. You know what would fit repeating nonsense...GARBAGE TRUCK DRIVER. You go from house to house picking up people's shit. If you didn't like that, you could always work for Mr. Rooter.
Cipher - You're a fan of music. Well most musicians don't make it big. So instead of getting a taste for music, you're going to be a taste tester. I hope you don't have any food allergies. Put that bib on and get ready to chow down, bitch.
lemonface - You're online far too much to have any time devoted to career skills. However, you're definitely a people person (well at least online) so you're going to work for the police in the online child pornography division. I hope that doesn't make you horny. Seriously.
#Insanity - You will work with those who are mentally ill. Birds of a feather, ya know.
#Anas - Sounds and looks similar to anus. Since you're so closely related to a bodily orifice it would be fitting that you'd be a gynecologist. Keep your mask on to cover up your smirks. Watch out for those yeast infections, I hear they can be a real bitch. Monistat.
#CocoaBean - You're going to work for Hershey in their factory, due to your chocolaty name. Very much like Lucy and Ethel on "I Love Lucy". Better be quick ;)
#Spinner554 - Your name reminds me of a merry-go-round. Ya know, cos of all the spinning. So you're going to be a Playground Monitor. Please also monitor the playground for potential pedophiles. Remember, if you see any adults around without children, that's Josh Gotti. CALL THE POLICE!
#AlexDeGale - You are too fierce. Only the entertainment industry could do you any justice. I'm thinking they'd cast you on some show similar to Bad Girls Club, haha.
#Nicolette - You'd definitely be a phone rep for Amazon. They have great customer service and your voice is just begging to be used.
#Johnster - Well you pride yourself on your shops, so a life of retail is in *store* for you.
#tommyboy614 - You are just a people pleaser at heart and you hate conflict. You'd make a great legal mediator.
#staymellow - Staying mellow is great in the workplace. Always keeping a cool head is really important, especially when people disagree or are arguing. For this reason, I think you'd do well as a public debater.
#Jennifer101 - the "101" makes me think of a classroom setting. And that's exactly where I picture you, as a paraprofessional. Cleaning up glue, glitter, and gum, this is the job for you!
#Leoma_Agent0 - I'm not thinking so much about *agent* as I am *attendant*. Flight attendant.
#donaam - Oh, Dona. The AM must represent your love of getting up early! Ya know what job must be done in the wee hours of the morning? Bakeries! Yup, you're going to be a baker for Krispy Kreme donuts. Ooooh I can just feel your body gaining weight already!
#JaneIIe - You have roman numerals in your name, which is foreign. When I think of foreign, I think of languages! So you're totally gonna be a translator at your local unemployment office for all the illegal immigrants sapping our tax dollars. I hope you are telling them that Mr. Unemployment is no home.
#AlbertHodges - With a name like Albert, you have to be doing something classy. I can't think of a single thing classier than playing the piano. So you are going to be a concert pianist.
#nbkiller - Well it's obvious that you're going to be a serial killer. I certainly hope the "n" doesn't stand for that awful word and the "b" for blacks or bitches. Shame on you!
#ninihead25 - Well it's obvious. You're a ninihead. Ain't nobody got time for that, and ain't nobody gonna hire a ninihead. You're totally screwed forevertime. Please do not even waste the ink in a pen to fill out a job application.
#lonlee - I see "leen" in your name, and that reminds me of lean! You are definitely going to be a fitness instructor at a gym. 1, 2, 3, 4, GET THEM BOOBS IN SHAPE!
#danny - You say your blood is green, and the people that want the world to be "green" are environmentalists. So you are going to work at a recycling center sorting through multitudes of glass bottles, old crumpled newspapers, and countless magazines. Thanks for making our planet a better place.
#therealmike - Team Meatballs bitch? Okay, well those are italian. Ya know what else is italian? Mobs. Yup. You're going to be a badass mob boss. Ya know, the ones who just boss all their grunts around to whack this guy and that one.
#amf7410 - Your profile is filled with data. So you're going to be a data entry clerk, financial analyst, or statistician. I couldn't say enough good things about those types of jobs, but I could certainly try ;)
#tonym101101 - Your use of numerical palindromes sure qualifies you for a job teaching math in elementary school.
#LittleMissShamrock - You're going to be a leprechaun. Don't ask me how...you just will. It's gonna be magical.
#mattkwon1 - You play a healthy amount of games, so I think you're gonna be a success. Perhaps you'll start your own martial arts studio.
#theraditzofthegroup - wtf @ your username. Sadly, you think your the shit and cross the street even tho the sign says not to, so you end up getting hit by a bus on your way to your interview.
#amylou8251 - You're gonna be working them street corners for sure. With your variations of costumers and wigs, you can be someone knew every night. That'll draw the crowds in for sure. Just remember to get your fee before delivering the pleasure. The guy might get stiff, but you don't wanna be ;)
#GothicZebra - You're going to be a tattoo artist. Just be sure to clean your needles.
#TheBlackDog - Okay so obviously you're going to walk dogs for a living. Get your rabies shot :)
#Lyshan - Well you *had* a promising future in literature but since you posted porn you're going to be unemployed but married to a translator. Know any of those?
#BettyRubbble - You're going to be a Princess over some kingdom. I hope you've already started on building your castle, your majesty.
#bunnycat - I smell a pet lover! Unfortunately your pet store idea didn't take off, so you're stuck at a desk all day processing mortgage loans.
#_Aria - You're going to work for a blimp company. Don't waste the helium!!
#BlueLagoon506 - Obviously you're working at a call center for some technology company ;) You've already got the accent that nobody in America can understand anyway, haha!!!
#TheThomas - You were going to be working for a major hospital but the day they hired you they called for Thomas to the emergency room. Since you thought you were *THE* thomas, you went and attempted surgery. They actually hired you as a janitory...so you were fired, sued, and imprisoned. FYL.
#jakehou97 - You'll probably play professional football. Until your knee goes bad. Then you'll end up catatonic and end up in a nursing home before your 40. At least they have free jello, right?
#iAwkwardxo - You too awkward to have a job lol. Just kidding, you might be sign language translator for people who are deaf.
#LexiVazquez - You have a mexican name...so you're going to either be an illegal immigrant, a maid, or a construction worker. Just remember, Mr. [Employer] is no home if you're end up as a maid.
#1Swampy8 - You're a simple girl with a simple profile. You're going to work at a beach resort in Florida. Tanning, ocean, and a little bit of work make up the simple life you're striving for.
#MtMan - Mt = Mountain? Okay, so you must like geology. But a job like that requires traveling and you wanna have a spouse. So you're gonna end up settling for being a mail delivery clerk at the post office.
#SharkSkin - Shark skin is smooth, just like white people's hair. So you're obviously going to work a salon in the upscale part of town. (Don't steal any hair clippings to make weaves for your homegirls, or else you'll get fired).
