9 ricktworick1, Dec 30, 2014
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
The silver medal is going to belong to...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpU_zSvaPk
Madison Bray - Girl Swag
Sent by #Lyshan in TSC150, placed 21st with 0 points.
"She's just 9 years old". Exactly, you're only nine, so stop singing about your "Swag", when you clearly don't know the meaning of that word at all.
This song is one of the perfect examples of how your rich parents will spoil your kid to have their own song and music video. Great, but why would you pick the dreadfully awful Ark Music Factory?
The release of that crap also shows the significant mark Ark left on the music industry, proving that you do not even need any vocal talent to produce a song or an album nowadays. If my parents let me release a song through some unknown label, and then to listen to something that sounds like that, I'd punch the producers in the nuts, because that's the only thing they'd deserve. I wouldn't even let my children stoop so low. I would feel so disrespected if I was forced to listen to that all the time.
But if that was Madison's own idea, then she can go suck a cock (when she's old enough for that, of course)
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11 ricktworick1, Dec 25, 2014
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It's Christmas day, but that doesn't stop me from being a passive-agressive shithead of posting a harsh review.
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
Bronze Medal goes to...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
D4nny - Goodbye
Sent by #Lyshan in TSC188, placed 22nd with 0 points.
Goodbye would really be the first reaction about this song, if I was forced to listen to it as some kind of torture. I'd rather eat the shit of someone who has just had explosive diarrhea than listen to this kind of shit.
The disaster is composed of two parts: The visual terror and the oh-my-god-can-he-sing-any-worse terror. Let's get to the visual one first.
This guy looks like a failed mating of an Alpaca with a human who is suffering from alcohol or drug addiction. This guy doesn't only look stoned, he doesn't even resemble a human-being at all. I'd rather watch someone terribly dancing to K-pop choreography than to watch this fucked up face again.
Now to his voice - he sounds as if he had twenty dicks in his mouth. The use of autotune doesn't help either, bah, it makes his vocal even more unbearable. I'd rather listen to The Hooley Dooleys singing their horribly bad songs than being forced to listen to such pile of bullshit again. It's unbelievable that such a bullcrap song isn't on the top of this list, as I feel like banging my head into the wall at the twenty second mark. This kind of music should be used to torture the prisoners guilty of some outrageous crimes, not for a normal music listener.
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6 ricktworick1, Dec 15, 2014
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
Number 4 goes to...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIPcg0iqxmM
Cazwell - Ice Cream Truck
Sent by #Lyshan in TSC105, placed 25th with 15 points.
I wanted to post the music video, but it is 18+, so all you thirsty gays have to look it up if you want to watch hot bodies that are featured in the video for this disastrous song.
I suppose Akron made sure that the majority of the songs on this list would make it, and so far he's quite successful in doing that. The terribly awful rap put together with equally bad "try at singing", with the background music coming straight from the kindergarten - 3 main factors why this single made it on this list. What also really grates me is the way how gay people are objectified in the music video (and in some parts of the lyrics), claiming that we're all thirsty for the stuff we know. Thankfully, it's not too much for me to rip my eyes out, but it was bad enough to put Cazwell as #4 on my list.
3 more to go, we're heading for the podium positions!
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7 ricktworick1, Dec 13, 2014
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
Number 5 goes to...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
Gunther - Ding Ding Dong (You Touch My Tralala)
Sent in TSC 153 by #Lyshan, placed 20th with 19 points.
Not considering the fact that the song title is something that really haunts me during my sleep (who the fuck calls penis a tralala?), this joke song should have never seen the light of TSC.
Lyshan is known for his troll entries in the contest (although he had few AMAZING songs), but the fact that he is the one that sent this makes me wonder what is his usual job in real life. The first few seconds made me go "What the fuck?", then there was that cheesy (but pleasant) lalala part, but in the end, my reaction on this song would be "who the fuck listens to such piece of shithold?". I suppose the oversexualisation in the music video is typical for singles that sound like parodies of 80s disco music with a vocal equilivent to The Hooley Dooleys members after death is a necessary thing to make this in any bit interesting (and the female parts are actually listenable so it's not a 100% disaster of a song), but then it is intriguing in the worst way possible. Cringe.
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