It's Christmas day, but that doesn't stop me from being a passive-agressive shithead of posting a harsh review.
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
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D4nny - Goodbye
Sent by #Lyshan in TSC188, placed 22nd with 0 points.
Goodbye would really be the first reaction about this song, if I was forced to listen to it as some kind of torture. I'd rather eat the shit of someone who has just had explosive diarrhea than listen to this kind of shit.
The disaster is composed of two parts: The visual terror and the oh-my-god-can-he-sing-any-worse terror. Let's get to the visual one first.
This guy looks like a failed mating of an Alpaca with a human who is suffering from alcohol or drug addiction. This guy doesn't only look stoned, he doesn't even resemble a human-being at all. I'd rather watch someone terribly dancing to K-pop choreography than to watch this fucked up face again.
Now to his voice - he sounds as if he had twenty dicks in his mouth. The use of autotune doesn't help either, bah, it makes his vocal even more unbearable. I'd rather listen to The Hooley Dooleys singing their horribly bad songs than being forced to listen to such pile of bullshit again. It's unbelievable that such a bullcrap song isn't on the top of this list, as I feel like banging my head into the wall at the twenty second mark. This kind of music should be used to torture the prisoners guilty of some outrageous crimes, not for a normal music listener.
limegrass