This round...was a mistake. The amount of torture I put myself through omg.
That being said, here are the critiques:
LaCroix - Batman & Robin (1997) - Omg yes! This is like the perfect example of so bad its good. It is a truly awful Batman movie. It has no buisness being this dumb. Those stupid bat nipples, Robin doing a HORRIBLE job at acting. Its just awful...that being said I find this movie very entertaining. Uma Thurman and Arnold Schwarznegger's performances are truly terrible but iconic. It feels like they understood what was happening and was like fuck it! Really the only downside I have is George Clooney not giving a campy performance like the rest of the cast. If he went balls out, this movie would be a masterpiece. It is still horrnedously awful though and I will have a great time watching it no matter what!
paul028 - Miami Connection (1987) - Oh wow! Honestly I don't think a short review could do this movie justice cause I wanna point out everything but that would be too long and too time consuming and im lazy. This movie is just insane. Between the motorcycle ninjas, the music scenes that are just the whole song, the horrendously terrible acting and the 300 action scenes, this movie is a work of art. Im surprised with a budget of 1 million for its time it truly came out this terrible when Wes Craven literally had the same budget for A Nightmare on Elm Street only a couple years earlier. I will say though that there is one truly good shot with the main ninja dude in the black background obscuring half of his face. That was good! Anyways, I was on board for this messy as hell ride but I do have to say that I felt the slog by the 5th action scene cause it just keeps going and never ends and its a rinse and repeat. I ended up skipping over them cause I knew what they were. But other than that this movie is a amazing time!
stuartlittle16 - Epic Movie (2007) - So i'm a say that I am a huge fan of the first two Scary Movie films because despite them being messy. It's cohesive enough and smart enough to incorporate the film references into the overall story (for the most part). Also, Brenda Meeks. I know you said you like this movie and I don't wanna be mean about it but im about to hardcore trash this movie so if you want to stop reading, now is probably the time. I honestly genuinely hated this movie. I didn't find a single thing funny, I just found it bland, stupid and clearly just reference after reference and the way they choose the represent the references is just horrible. God this movie is terrible. Like ugh I fucking despise it. To me, its like they took a formula that can work but dumbed it down to rhe point of honestly insulting. Like im offended. I will never watch this again and yeah. Unfortunately this isn't on the line of so bad its good, its more along the so awful it can't be salvaged.
Vixens - Roar (1981) - This movie is bizarre! In it's first maybe 7 minutes I was thinking "why would this be so bad? Its shot very well and seems good" and then it clicked. I was genuinely frightened a majority of the movie for everyone cause oh my god. How this was ever allowed is beyond me. It seems like this movie is just improv and stupidity. The fact that no one died while making this movie is truly astounding. To me, I was just uncomfortable watching it and it really just made me dislike the movie. I get what was trying to be accomplished and it is such a mess that people can find enjoyment from this movie but unfortunately i'm just not one of them.
Olympia - The Master of Disguise (2002) - Oh wow. This movie is truly terrible! I don't know what kind of cocaine the cast and crew were snorting when making this movie but its something! You were right when its the most unfunny movie ever. It truly is despicable and racist and dumb but I can't look away because its just a sight to behold at how atrocious it is. I would probably never ever revisit it even if it was like a bad movie night cause I don't wanna torture myself but yeah this hit the nail on the head.
Olympia will recieve a HIGH placement for the 5th week in a row! Thats a record!
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. paul028...you are SAFE!
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. stuartlittle16. Im truly sorry especially coming off of two great weeks but it just comes up short. A great job on your game though, it was truly impressive and thank you so much for playing <33333
