You’re not going to see this until you wake up for work, and this will probably be negged into existence bc people love to hate on strong sexy women like you but I just wanted to write up another blog for you bc I love you soooooo much and you deserve all the blogs. In fact, methinks every blog should have a column where everyone just reminds you about how much they adore you. If I was straight, or even bi, or even bi-curious, you’re definitely the only gal I’d ever wanna be with (besides taylor swift bc mom). You’re beautiful, you’re kind, you’re compassionate, and I can’t think of any flaws that I don’t see as flawless. You’re practically the real life Wonder-Woman, only blonde and way hotter, Gal Gadot who? Lynda Carter who? Lexey Jane all day every day baby!
You lift me up when I’m down. When you’re sad, I’m sad. When you’re miserable, I’m miserable. When you’re laughing, I’m laughing. When you’re drunk, I’m drunk. In our years of friendship, there’s not a second where I haven’t absolutely adored you, and I have the most fun with you when we just stay up on call for hours getting shitfaced, watching scary movies, RHOBH, playing roblox, listening to the most iconic women in music taylor and olivia (just now realizing that olivia rodrigo shares a name with taylor’s cat. olivia is taylor’s cat confirmed?), and just ranting to each other about how much we hate everybody else (well not everyone but kinda?).
I really don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have you as a friend. You’re one of the only constant people in my life right now, and I never wanna mess that up. Can you take a moment, promise me this? That you’ll stand by me forever, but if God forbid fate should step in and force us into a goodbye, if you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please tell em my name.
You really are the best friend I could ever ask for and I’m so glad to know you. Even when everyone else turns their heads from me, you always choose to stand by my side, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to thank you enough for being such an amazing friend to me and I just hope that someday I’ll be able to make it up to you.
This is just some random blog out of nowhere, so just like expect a 12-page double-spaced MLA-format type thing when your birthday comes around in September.
I love you sooooooo so much, and here’s to many more nights of drunk blondes acting like complete dumbasses on call🥂
