The only good thing to come out of early 00s punk rock was Avril Lavigne who invented the rock genre and created the rock n' roll hall of fame and changed the world forever with her album "Let Go". This is not Avril Lavigne and this will never be Avril Lavigne.
Oh, it's that TikTok song. This song is trendy, and the current trend in music is looking/sounding/being bored. I liked this song better when I only got to hear 5 seconds of it.
I didn't expect to like this song because it's old people music and Alannah's great grandchildren are probably in retirement homes by now, but this song is kind of iconic. It's very 80s sad music, but it doesn't feel cheesy to me like most 80s music does.
EndiessRyan | Beyoncé, Blue Ivy, SAINt JHN & WizKid - Brown Skin Girl
This is more of a music video. It's kind of just an overly autotuned man saying "brown skin girl" over and over. Beyonce saves it, but I really don't find rich peoples children cute, I'm kind of just jealous Blue Ivy is like 10 and more famous than me.
This is a cute song for all the hags out there that watched 1 season of drag race and decided that they are a gay man in a woman's body. It's sad and nice and cute and I like it.
The Winner of Episode 5 of Kayleigh's Song Contest III is...
Thirteen !!!
HIGH:
TSwiftLover13 (Back To Black)
TurkeyLover (Pink Pony Club)
LOW:
MathBoy9 (Indigo)
BTM2:
HighNoon (Red Sam)
EndiessRyan (Brown Skin Girl)
The contestant going to redemption island is...
HighNoon (Red Sam), King of BTM2s this choice BTM2 was VERY close.
This song was relaxing, but I don't enjoy being relaxed, I want songs that make me feel like I'm on cocaine because I know I'd LOVE cocaine, but I'd overdose, so I need cocaine music. This is more like heroin music. Not a bad song, but this was a strong round.
Old lady ranting about generic world problems but turn it into an awful song. It's a joke song that I showed you and I appreciate you putting it in because it's iconic, but this was a strong round and every joke song gets around a 6/10 for me and this round had mostly 7/10s.
You really shot yourself in the foot by sending a man and not some fucking boring pop hag.
SingSongers | Madonna & Nicki Minaj - Bitch I'm Madonna
I love this Gap-Toothed bitch. Madonna really made this song after Give Me All Ur Luvin' got moderate success but cut out MIA which was rude because MIA's middle finger is what made her relevant for the first time in 30 years.
I love how quickly Gwen Stefani turned from being an angsty lead singer of No Doubt to a complete pop-sellout and then just like a boring mom on The Voice. This song is great for moms and I am a mother of 4 beautiful children; Hayden, Brayden, Slayyyden, & Tempest DuJour.
The Winner of Episode 4 of Kayleigh's Song Contest III is...
TurkeyLover !!! (2 in a row!)
HIGH:
HowLovely (If I Could Turn Back Time)
SingSongers (Bitch I'm Madonna)
LOW:
MathBoy9 (Ending Credit)
BTM2:
EndiessRyan (Warzone)
Absol (Kodokushi)
The contestant going to redemption island is...
Absol (Kodokushi), I hate quirky men from New York.
This song is cute, but music back then had worse production quality and all of 70s/80s pop sounds the same to me. Plus, whenever I hear a Michael Jackson song it makes me uncomfortable because he probably molested children.
IDK who this bitch is but she's trying too hard to be Avril Lavigne. Even if she was before Avril Lavigne, she's still trying to be Avril Lavigne and the only Avril Lavigne is Avril Lavigne the queen of Lyme disease and this song is just generic teen angst pop rock to me.
Ribs is amazing and makes me feel nostalgic about things I've never even experienced (having friends). I'm so glad the TikTok generation appreciates this song more than the people who were her target audience when she released this song.
This is just cheating, but I encourage it because at least I got to listen to this work of ART. Hilary Duff has always had the best disney music discography even though she can't sing.
This song is a mess, but I love this mess. The Bhad Bhabie era of the internet was awful, but amazing at the same time. We need to continue to give more white trash women a platform so we can watch them slowly become more and more insane.
