Fuck this season. Paragraphs are too much for these characters.
20. Phillip Shephard (10th Place) - Go fuck yourself you obnoxious famewhore.
19. Brandon Hantz (15th Place) - Go fuck yourself you whiny obnoxious hillbilly.
18. Andrea Boehlke (7th Place) - Go fuck yourself you whiny insecure bitch.
17. John Cochran (Sole Survivor) - Go fuck yourself you obnoxious...I can't even think of another word.
16-14. Allie Pohevitz/Hope Driskell/Julia Landauer (19th/18th/13th Place) - Why do I even bother.
13. Michael Snow (11th Place) - Hurrah, you were marginalized as "the gay".
12. Laura Alexander (16th Place) - Hurrah, you got a few good episodes then got booted.
11. Shamar Thomas (17th Place) - Hurrah, you were the center of controversy for 4 episodes then got a "Fuck off" medivac that was portrayed so weakly people still think you quit. That's so sketchy.
10. Matt Bischoff (14th Place) - You were mostly innoffensive to me so hurray you get into the top half.
9. Sherri Biethman (Tied Runner-Up) - You were the biggest character of pre-swap Gota...and then disappeared. Hurrah.
8. Eddie Fox (4th Place) - You're endearing but a bit silly. I wish you'd won.
7. Francesca Hogi (20th Place) - Fuck Andrea.
6. Reynold Toepfer (8th Place) - You were obnoxious some times, root-worthy others. You left a good impression though.
5. Brenda Lowe (6th Place) - What a great last few episodes.
4. Erik Reichenbach (5th Place) - ;~;
3. Dawn Meehan (Tied Runner-Up) - Stay strong, Dawn. You're a wonderful woman and deserve no hatred.
2. Corinne Kaplan (12th Place) - Come back again soon. This season needed you like a fat kid needs cake. You may not have been robbed game-wise but we were robbed of an awesome jury speech.
1. Malcolm Freberg (9th Place) - It was a mistake not seeing your potential all season long as truly the best and most entertaining character on your tribe. Come back for a third time any time you like.
