Fuck this season. Paragraphs are too much for these characters.
20. Phillip Shephard (10th Place) - Go fuck yourself you obnoxious famewhore.
19. Brandon Hantz (15th Place) - Go fuck yourself you whiny obnoxious hillbilly.
18. Andrea Boehlke (7th Place) - Go fuck yourself you whiny insecure bitch.
17. John Cochran (Sole Survivor) - Go fuck yourself you obnoxious...I can't even think of another word.
16-14. Allie Pohevitz/Hope Driskell/Julia Landauer (19th/18th/13th Place) - Why do I even bother.
13. Michael Snow (11th Place) - Hurrah, you were marginalized as "the gay".
12. Laura Alexander (16th Place) - Hurrah, you got a few good episodes then got booted.
11. Shamar Thomas (17th Place) - Hurrah, you were the center of controversy for 4 episodes then got a "Fuck off" medivac that was portrayed so weakly people still think you quit. That's so sketchy.
10. Matt Bischoff (14th Place) - You were mostly innoffensive to me so hurray you get into the top half.
9. Sherri Biethman (Tied Runner-Up) - You were the biggest character of pre-swap Gota...and then disappeared. Hurrah.
8. Eddie Fox (4th Place) - You're endearing but a bit silly. I wish you'd won.
7. Francesca Hogi (20th Place) - Fuck Andrea.
6. Reynold Toepfer (8th Place) - You were obnoxious some times, root-worthy others. You left a good impression though.
5. Brenda Lowe (6th Place) - What a great last few episodes.
4. Erik Reichenbach (5th Place) - ;~;
3. Dawn Meehan (Tied Runner-Up) - Stay strong, Dawn. You're a wonderful woman and deserve no hatred.
2. Corinne Kaplan (12th Place) - Come back again soon. This season needed you like a fat kid needs cake. You may not have been robbed game-wise but we were robbed of an awesome jury speech.
1. Malcolm Freberg (9th Place) - It was a mistake not seeing your potential all season long as truly the best and most entertaining character on your tribe. Come back for a third time any time you like.
And once again, fuck this season.
#ImDone
And there is honestly nothing that anyone can fucking say to me that will ever get to me. You know why? Because I'm an adult. This is the internet, I am 22 and there is no fucking way I will be threatened by any fucking kid on here....and to be quite honest, if I were to even fight a kid IRL I'd be the one locked up! Hell, the other adults on here don't even scare me! So therefore, these rules are bullshit. Back in the day, you could throw around the N word (not the -er, but the -a one) and it'd be fine and before Wwemrpeeps came around the F word was fine too! People that are sensitive stupid pricks need to be the ones that get banned...not the fucks who don't give a fuck.
#ImDone
