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Alisowned

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  1. IMAGINE MY STARS SUPPORT
  2. IMAGINE WHICH IS WORSE?
  3. IMAGINE THAT INSTANT 2 INCH ERECTION
  4. IMAGINE THAT LIGHT GREEN LEVEL
  5. IMAGINE $310 DOLL HAIRS???
  6. IMAGINE ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?
  7. IMAGINE A PROPHECY FORETOLD
  8. IMAGINE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT
  9. IMAGINE A SERIOUS QUESTION?
  10. IMAGINE HONESTLY...
  11. IMAGINE STARS 20 REAL TALK [BEHIND THE SCENES]
  12. IMAGINE WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING
  13. IMAGINE THE MERCURY POISONING...
  14. IMAGINE THE KONO GASLIGHTING ⛽💡
  15. IMAGINE ME TO EVERYONE
  16. IMAGINE I'M IN YOUR HAND...
  17. IMAGINE NO... BUT LIKE...
  18. IMAGINE CALL THE MODS
  19. IMAGINE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
  20. IMAGINE THIS THROWBACK
  21. IMAGINE WHO AM I?
  22. IMAGINE ARE YOU GOING TO BLAME
  23. IMAGINE WHEN I'M ASKED TO TESTIFY IN COURT
  24. IMAGINE DOES ANYONE HAVE
  25. IMAGINE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL
  26. IMAGINE DETECTIVE KIKI ON THE BEAT
  27. IMAGINE LOSING A CHILD & A REFRIGERATOR
  28. IMAGINE ABSOL - THE FAKEST BITCH HERE
  29. IMAGINE FOR A GIFT GIVEAWAY
  30. IMAGINE MY MENTAL TOXICITY LEVELS
  31. IMAGINE SINCE YOU ARE BOTH
  32. IMAGINE I WOULD NEVER "KAYLABBY" ANYONE..
  33. IMAGINE I'M NOT THE 17TH STARS PLAYER BUT...
  34. IMAGINE IT'S STILL APRIL FOOLS
  35. IMAGINE TOJI
  36. IMAGINE 2-IN-1 HOLIDAYS (A CELEBRATION)
  37. IMAGINE I'VE HIDDEN 5 EASTER EGG BOMBS
  38. IMAGINE I FORGIVE YOU
  39. IMAGINE SINCE ZACHBBS HAS ME FILTERED
  40. IMAGINE THE GASLIGHTING ⛽💡

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IMAGINE A PROPHECY FORETOLD Apr 27, 2024
imageBy the Dead Sea Scrolls... with peace123 gifting me this black background.
It's time for #BrianMertz, #Daisy, and #IrvinIcon to be revived so that they can re-unalive themselves again so that I can perform my secret move...

https://tengaged.com/blog/Alisowned/10227202/imagine-3-had-die
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I just want to thank a couple of Disciples of Christ... lBrice (support him in stars - I couldn't of DDOS'd Sam without his help) Dalvin (for doubling those bets LOL) Diancie cazweet Santu - if it had not been for you ES/BR gworls contacting me as quickly as ya'll did - as he was doing his immunity challenge - I wouldn't of been able to drone strike the Cochran network and for that you have secured your spots in Heaven. Phono Diva_ your sacrifices were not in vain <3.
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And now...
For my final BANKAI (because I know the republicans are going to get me for posting Queen Heather from Total Drama Island all over the blog page comments...)


MmabatlokoaMolefe : 2026 will be your final year - I wish I had better news for you - I take no pleasure in knowing that your final moments will be that of anguish and pain. I suggest you get your affairs in order before this year turns around the corner; #SashaBaby2010 will be the only one who sheds a tear for you. BlueStar's offer is still on the table if you want that wash and cut before you meet your maker.

Lemjam6 : You told everyone you had a near death experience, but why is it that you had no problem swallowing 8 inches of ---- Oop, but a crustacean is what gets stuck in your throat? Avoid strangers inviting you into alleys - no matter how attractive they may be - choking on blood or your final blog being miley cyrus lyrics... I don't know which is the worst fate? Never forget what that bitch did and what they REALLY meant to say to you. I'm the only one here who will tell you the trooth and nothing but the trooth! So I completely understand why you missed me BAY BAY <3
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A_La_Fac : Keep your bathroom door closed, I would hate to see what happened to Richpaca's cat happen to your dog.

Mexash : GOD has something special planned for you, but it won't be a stars win. On your next dentist visit they will find something... but it won't be a cavity. Take their advice seriously. The #brianmertz abortion clinic will always have its doors open if you need a shoulder to cry on: https://tengaged.com/group/1417-the-brian-mertz-memorial-abortion-clinic

cheritaisdelicious : you shall have your 4th and 5th crown; but a cursed hebrew river from the book of ezra shall prevent a 6th from ever coming to fruition.

konohavillage1 : an oppurtunity will arise where you will be offered work near the water; but no amount of money is worth your life - avoid at all cost - do not drive on the road on July 16th of any year. Choose the loaded potato bacon soup, and not the pasta one - because mahogany already dipped the mercury into that one - just clocking that soup tea that is brewing. You're welcome!

I can only open up 6 pocket dimensions at a time - so if anyone else was expecting their fates to be revealed - you're out of luck hun.

It takes at least a month to recharge my bankai; and these Taylor Swift avatars aren't making it charge any faster... Flashwoods hwest14
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IMAGINE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT Apr 27, 2024
imageIs Xyris & Hunty walking past the drama on the blogs page as Colter mails a bomb to @BigFatLizzo - I hope you are wearing gloves and a hair net; because the forensics team will be able to tell your ginger hair follicles apart from #Morant's 

Points: 57 5 comments
IMAGINE A SERIOUS QUESTION? Apr 17, 2024
image Admir how much would you charge me to go to McDonalds and use their wifi to beat SamHamwich for immunity and save Spain from him in survivor? It would vault your popularity with that region and leave you immune to any stars voting blocks where I would hack the pollbox to prevent your elimination?

Think about it...

lBrice which of the gworls are willing to give Admir their password while Tengaged moderation has their back turned?
Points: 52 7 comments
IMAGINE HONESTLY... Apr 17, 2024
imageI kinda do hope those fuckers get me banned, that way I can give my ctrl+v on my keyboard a break from posting all of those alien gifs on everyone's blogs and plussing everything. I know the +7 is not much, but just because someone has a 19 power card... doesn't mean that they're untouchable or that you should let anyone with a card higher than yours walk all over you.

And you better hope they chain my ass behind those bars, because when I do come back I will switch from fucking with stars games... to fucking with your survivor streaks.
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I know there is a Republican who is tomato red with rage that thinks he can twist the truth to give himself a chance at winning a stars game by using one of my joke blogs to turn himself & his wife into a victim, but he's tried that before and failed flawlessly.
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Cause I'm going to bury you and your sweety in that survivor sand.
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KNOW THAT!
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IMAGINE STARS 20 REAL TALK [BEHIND THE SCENES] Apr 16, 2024
rockgoddess gave me corey1's password - which I gave to IrvinIcon - which he then used to nominate #Uskyld / Sebbers - without my consent - which caused a chain reaction that altered the course of the Tengaged timeline...



You and your baseball passwords, so easy to clock.
Points: 65 5 comments
IMAGINE WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING Apr 16, 2024
imageBUT NO ONE IS SAYING...
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Sam_Hamwich
BrittBritt

Hit me with that -38 like those little gworls who are going to hit you with that softball bat if you EVER... -oop

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Points: 61 7 comments